Merry Eunuch Lang

There are candles in the bridal chamber, and the red lights hang high.When the guests were gone, Pan You'an began to pay attention to his bride: she was once again a beautiful woman with a beautiful face and a beautiful appearance.It's really full of flowers and brocades, where there are fragrant grasses (Su Dongpo's poem: "Flowers fade to red and green apricots are small, when swallows fly, green water surrounds people. There are few willows blowing on the branches, and there are no fragrant grasses in the end of the world. "Use it against its meaning), Wei Xinmei is graceful, magnanimous and elegant, although she is in a remote place, she is very knowledgeable.Then look at the pair of charming dimples on the upper side of the young lady's cheeks and lips, which are different, like two butterflies flying lightly, with crescent eyebrows and almond eyes, blue silk like clouds, full of girlish innocence and love between smiles. Yearn for.Pan You'an couldn't help itching, wished he could go to bed immediately, and fulfilled his wish, but he asked quietly:

"My lady, the day before yesterday you blindly threw the hydrangea to an unsuspecting stranger. If he was a villain or a pauper, wouldn't you be afraid that you would miss the important event of youth?"

Wei Xinmei's face changed color, and she said angrily, "Your Majesty, I don't know, I didn't care about that much at the beginning, I just focused on thinking, even marrying a cripple, dumb, local ruffian, is better than that goddamn Hou Xunchen!"

"Is there such a thing?" Pan You'an said in surprise, "No matter how bad the surname Hou is, he is also the honor of a county. If he marries, he is the wife of an official family. It is always better than those disabled and street gangsters. Could it be that the lady thinks he is old? , ugly?"

"Who cares about being an official? Ugly and handsome have nothing to do with fate, but old and young are determined by God. Officials don't know anything. This man surnamed Hou is an unjust official and does a lot of evil. He is a fish and meat, running rampant in the village. Both of them will increase their quotas with their hands." , Looking up to the sky and sighing: When God opens his eyes, there is a thunder in the clear sky, and he will kill this Hou Papi! Even the passing merchants have been exploited by him, and he hates him to the bone. Someone gave him a doggerel. The benefit of this county lord."

"Miss, do you remember the content? Tell me about it." Pan You'an suddenly became interested.

"Remember, be patient as an official, and I will recite it to you. The poem said: The two county magistrates were originally surnamed Hou, and their hearts were like snakes and scorpions. They were thick-skinned. Yan Guo plucked three hairs, and people went to cut off four taels of flesh..."

"Four taels, why is it four taels? Why don't you say half a catty and five taels? Besides, how can you cut off the flesh of a person? Even half a tael can't be cut!" Xiao Pan said in surprise.

"Officer, you are pretending to be stupid!" The young lady blushed and lowered her head with a smile, "Siliang refers to men, men, and that. Besides, even though it's about cutting flesh, it's just a metaphor."

"This kid should have lived to the end of his life!" Pan You'an said angrily, "I originally wanted to take his illness after returning to Beijing, but now it seems that not killing him is not enough to anger the common people!"

"Can an official kill him? How big is an official? If so, the official will save the two people from serious harm." Miss Wei said happily.

"Xiaosheng used to be quite an official, but now he has no official. But I have someone in the court, and I have the power to kill corrupt officials." Pan You'an explained.

"Has Mr. Lang killed anyone?" The young lady asked with her big charming eyes wide open.

"Countless murders!" Xiao Pan smiled slightly.

"My God! The gentleman is a murderer!" the young lady shouted.

"Really?" Pan You'an smiled slightly and said, "I am very principled in killing people. Generally, there are three kinds of people who do not kill."

"Which three kinds of people?"

"Women, old people, mortals."

"Who is a mortal?" The lady was puzzled.

"Ordinary people refer to ordinary people."

"I originally wanted to marry a mortal and live my life peacefully, but unexpectedly, I bumped into some demon king in the sky."

"Miss, do you regret it?"

"No regrets! As the saying goes, marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog, marry a pole and carry it on your shoulders, accept your fate! But I have a small condition, please satisfy your curiosity about being a wife."

"Let's talk!"

"Please tell me your background, sir."

"This is simple. Let me tell you my name first. My name is Pan You'an."

"Yeah, Mr. Lang is a eunuch, isn't he?"

Pan You'an frowned slightly, and said with a smile: "The day before yesterday, I swore that anyone who calls me an eunuch will commit the crime of beheading in the future, and my wife will not be surprised if she doesn't know. As for whether I am an eunuch, you will find out later."

"Just now I said that Mr. Lang is the demon king of the sky. Unfortunately, I was right. Pan You'an is famous. Who in the world doesn't know you?" Miss Wei seemed to be talking to herself, and then said, "Pan Lang Don't talk about it anymore, only Pan You'an's big size is enough to make me happy for the rest of my life, let alone the other things!"

The two are newlyweds, you are greedy for my love, needless to say about the flowers and candles in the bridal chamber.The next day Pan Youan just opened his eyes and shouted:

"Come on, hurry up and send me that kid surnamed Hou!"

The bride was by her side, tugged at his arm lightly, and complained in a low voice: "Your Majesty, wait a moment, my concubine is not dressed yet!"

Xiao Pan said: "It's okay, my lady. You don't know that I've always been impatient, and I generally don't care about the occasion when I handle official business. Wait until I kill this Hou, and it won't be too late for us to undress and get up."

The county magistrate of Hou rushed over upon hearing the words. Before he could enter the door, he bowed his waist, then knelt down on the ground with a thud, and shouted with a straight voice:

"Marshal Pan, lord Pan, oh no no no, Eunuch Pan, what do you want me to tell you as a junior officer?"

Pan You'an snorted disdainfully, and cursed in his heart: He's so ignorant of current affairs, he exposes scars when he's about to die.Damn, so what if I'm the father-in-law, can't I kill you!Then he called out:

"Come here, tie up this Hou man, take him out and chop him up!"

It is said that they are coming, but in fact, most of them are former envoys of the county government.The errands who came in were just on the morning shift, so they didn't know what happened last night. I heard that I was still the magistrate of the county yesterday. Why did I hear a word from a stranger with a foreign surname who got under the bed and said they were tied up? If the Generalissimo's foreigner turns his ass away and leaves, it's not their gang who are unlucky. They didn't say that the county magistrate should be in charge now, so he looked around and didn't dare to do anything.

Pan You'an was still under the covers and hadn't put on his pants yet, wondering when his words were so worthless?Seeing that there was no movement, Wuming suddenly became angry, sat up shirtless and shouted:

"Fucking turned against you? I don't listen to what I say, so why don't I go down and do it myself?"

At this time Hou Xunchen was moved, he guessed: the surnamed Pan got angry and killed early in the morning, it must be this Wei girl who said something bad, so this surnamed Pan wanted his old life.If you want to survive, you must continue to do one thing and two things now.After thinking about it, he jumped up from the ground and shouted to the guards around him:

"Government servants, don't you think that the guy lying on the bed is a fake, you guys will give it to me quickly, and you will be hacked and beaten to death with random knives. In short, I will reward you heavily, 100 taels of silver for a person is not too little, right? If it’s not enough, you can add more!”

I have never seen the magistrate so generous!These few heard that there is such a good thing, 100 taels of silver can build several houses and marry several wives!Isn't it just killing a foreigner who is not as good as shit?Under heavy rewards, whoever doesn't come forward to ask for the reward is the real fool?

Seven or eight guys Hulala rushed forward and surrounded them with all their hands and feet.Pan You'an was at a loss for what to do, because he was still naked at this moment!