Merry Eunuch Lang

How could the arresters and servants of the Liangdang county government be the opponents of Nanqiao Maple Leaf? The sword light flashed, but flesh and blood flew everywhere.The few who survived fell to their knees and yelled for the hero to spare their lives.Nanqiao refused to obey, and wanted to chop and kill these evil servants who worked for tigers and turned their faces and refused to recognize anyone. It was Pan You'an who persuaded:

"Forget it, Ye'er. After all, they're just here to make a living. Don't make things difficult for these yamen servants."

Nanqiao Fengye said angrily: "Isn't it hard to do? If I'm one step late, your life will be ruined by this gang of slaves!"

Those yamen servants who wanted to risk their lives to help the master restore the county regulations just now, all of them are like bereaved dogs, still thinking in their hearts that they may not be able to eat this bowl of rice from the official family, but they did not forget to kowtow and bow in their mouths. And kept chattering:

"Grandpa hero, please forgive me. If you guys know which one is real and which one is fake? The county lord pays us money, if we don't listen to him, which one should we listen to?"

At this time, Pan You'an heard that Yamen's words were not unreasonable, so he waved his hand, signaling Nanqiao to put down the sword in his hand.Pan You'an had already put on his underwear at this time, and the bride Wei Xinmei also hid in another room.

The county master didn't expect Cheng Yaojin to kill him halfway, ruining his good deed, and it seems that he will die!So he put on a posture that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, with his neck straightened, his head raised, and his hands behind his back, as if nothing happened here, looking out the window and looking elsewhere.

At this time, Zhang Baobao, Wang Hengheng, Qi Guangyuan, Lin Rugui and other people were all present.Pan Youan raised his account, and the brothers stood in two shifts.The county magistrate Hou Xunchen didn't need to be tied or tortured, and he was allowed to stand in front of the hall and take a walk.Qi Guangyuan smiled and said:

"Brother-in-law, it's all my fault that Brother Rugui and I drank a few more glasses of your wedding wine last night, and almost missed a major event."

Pan You'an said: "It's none of your business, it's just this dog official who backtracked on what he said, and almost didn't kill me."

"Needless to say, if you want to kill, you can do whatever you want. A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!" The county magistrate standing in front of the hall retorted.

"Kill you? I'll kill you now!" Qi Guangyuan said, took out a sharp knife from his arms and rushed towards Hou Xunchen.

"Kill it, if you don't kill you, you won't be raised by your father!" Lao Hou stretched his neck and shouted.

Pan You'an suddenly thought, this person is about to die, but his nature is strong!How did the county magistrate who was crawling on the ground and calling his father and mother yesterday become a hero who is not afraid of death?After thinking about it, he waved to Qi Guangyuan and said:

"Old Qi, forget it, don't care about him like him. Didn't he dig a hole in the back garden yesterday to bury me? Today you bring a few people there, the hole is ready-made, throw him in it and fill it with soil. Got it."

Hou Xunchen knew that this time he was the king of heaven and I couldn't keep him, so he played a trick and shouted loudly:

"Pan You'an, you dog eunuch! I guarantee that you will die without a burial place, and you won't even eat it if you feed it to the dogs. Although I died at your hands, I was still an upright man with sons and grandchildren. What about you? A little bit of skill, relying on the empress dowager, deceiving the emperor, even though he has married countless wives, is there one who is married by the Ming matchmaker?"

Pan You'an chuckled and said, "I'll treat you as a fool, vulgar and Confucian, who clings to the old rules and regulations until the end of your life. You need so many titles to be useful? What do you mean?" That's right, I rely on this little skill of thieves and thieves, but I have won the riches and honors in the world, and I have enjoyed the happiness in the world. From the official to the first rank, I will manage the army when I am on the horse, and I will manage the people when I am off the horse. , shoveling corrupt officials, rehabilitating kings, fighting border crossings, smacking Japanese pirates, killing traitors, vigorous and lively, lively and lively for more than 40 years, what would happen to a person with such a situation? If I die now, I will also smile at Jiuquan. I'm sorry The ancestors and ancestors are worthy of the people of the Li people. They have killed countless people in their lives, but they have not killed one person in vain. The book is high-sounding, but it is full of bad water. I won’t talk about burying me alive. You live in Qipin County, enjoy the royal salary, and don’t want to serve the country, but wantonly search for people’s fat and anointment in this barren land. You are in your 50s A person who is almost [-] years old and wants to marry a teenage girl as a concubine, can you accompany her to grow old? Killing you is to eliminate harm for the people, what else do you have to say?"

What Pan Youan said made Lao Hou dumbfounded and stunned.Beads of sweat fell down his face like raindrops, and the sweat on his body drenched his chest and back. His heart felt hairy, and he lost consciousness when he urinated.After talking for a long time, he argued again:

"You said that you didn't kill a person in vain. Killing me was killing me in vain. Even if I am not the county magistrate of Qipin, or an ordinary person, I still have to investigate the case and report to the court for approval. What's the matter with me? Aren't you bullying a small official with a big official and disregarding human life?"

"Okay, I don't count if you bury you alive, but if I bury you alive, it's a disregard for human life. Let's let the people in Liangdang County judge. Nine out of ten people say you deserve to die. I still bury you. One out of three people say you You shouldn’t die, I’ll immediately restore you to your position. How about Lao Hou, is this fair?”

The matter has come to this point, Lao Hou has nothing to say.However, he still boiled the duck in a boiling water pot, the meat was rotten and his mouth was not rotten, he stuck his neck and said stubbornly:

"Just comment. I know my people well. I have served them as a parent officer for three years. Could it be that they will let me go to the guillotine?"

Pan You'an immediately ordered: "Baobao, Hengheng, take a few people and drag this dog thing to the street for me, and wait for the common people to judge."

As soon as the gate of the county government was opened, hundreds of people rushed forward, and someone leaked the news that the imperial envoy had arrested Hou Papi, the dog day.When the two families met, they were extremely jealous. Someone yelled, and suddenly stones and tiles fell like raindrops on Hou Xunchen's head and face.Going closer, some people kicked the awl with their hands and feet, spit and blew their noses, cried and cursed, and shouted together.If Zhang Baobao and Wang Hengheng hadn't moved faster, the county magistrate Hou would have been plucked into a hairless monkey.

"How about you, buddy, what do the common people think of you?" Pan You'an asked with a smile.

Hou Xunchen drooped his head, sighed and said, "The world is so cold, people's hearts are not old! Liangdang people have been snobbish since ancient times, and most of them fall into trouble."

"Damn it," Pan You'an scolded, "Since ancient times, if you grow melons, you will reap beans. You have done a lot of evil, and you blame the people for being snobbish. Come on, as we originally agreed, drag Hou Xunchen to the pit in the backyard I will bury it!"

Mr. Hou's character is not flattering, but his knowledge is true.Hearing that Marshal Pan ordered him to be taken to be buried alive, he wrote a poem in the hall and chanted:

"In the bridal chamber, flowers and candles are exchanged for a new couple, digging a hole instead of burying yourself. It's hard to blame the sky for injustice, and Hou Xunchen is unlucky."