Merry Eunuch Lang

Diao County Magistrate's daughter is named Diao Lingling, nicknamed Ling'er.Although the talent is almost 14 years old, she looks exactly like her mother when she was young, dignified and beautiful.She is good-looking, with the same mind and temperament as her old mother. She is the kind of person who listens to the wind and rains and fears that the world will not be chaotic.It is sometimes reasonable to say that you are catching puppies and looking at big dogs. Isn't Mrs. Diao and her daughter and wife a good example?Lingling is a little ghost, at first, when she heard that her parents asked her to marry, and she was still a half-year-old bachelor, she suddenly became angry, scolded her father and mother, refused to say anything, and threatened to hang herself and jump into the river on a hunger strike.Later, when he heard that the other party was a high-ranking official, the official fourth in command of the imperial court was actually the third in command, he turned his anger into joy, shouting that he wished he could go to Beijing to get married, get married in a sedan chair, and enter the bridal chamber!

The whole family discussed it and chose a day, riding a donkey, taking a sedan chair, and taking a boat (sometimes you have to walk two steps). Stay at the nearest Odate Station first, and then go to get through the joints.

Although everything in Diao's family is well-prepared, in fact, it is still hot to shave one's head. This is wishful thinking, and the family's Xiangfu is still far from getting through the joints!Lao Diaotuo's "matchmaker" was a doorman named Zou Anan who worked under Zou Xigui, the prefect of Huayang Prefecture.At that time, he was on the same level as Lao Hua and called him a brother, but now he is a member of the imperial court. If the current situation is different, will he still be recognized?

Before setting off, Lao Diao Sai gave Zou Anan two pieces of gold, each weighing four taels (the old name), which was half a catty in total, and told him to play by ear, he had a lot of gold here.A piece of gold was placed in a cloth bag, and the two cloth bags were tied together and hung around the neck, which was neither revealing nor dewy, but also safe and reliable. Lao Diao told Lao Zou, "Brother, this is a deposit. After the matter is completed, the reward will be doubled."

Zou Anan seemed to be dreaming, when he worked under the prefect of Zou, he saw a lot of gold, but those had nothing to do with him, now these two heavy gold nuggets are on his neck, that feeling is really like It was the mute who picked up the gold ingot and was so happy that he had nothing to say, thinking that with these two pieces of gold, he would probably not have to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of his life.Defending the media is protecting the media, and you can't do things you are not sure about.He has seen Ling'er from the Diao family before, she is really the king of flowers and the leader of girls!Old Huazi looks so virtuous, yellow-skinned and skinny, old and ugly, and he hates dogs. If he can get such a daughter-in-law in his lifetime, let alone Xiangguo, he would not change it for an emperor!Zou Wei'an slapped his chest loudly and said:

"Brother, this matter is on my shoulders. It is better to hit the sun than to choose a day. Today is a good day. I will lead the way in front, and your sedan chair will follow. The drums, firecrackers, etc. are ready, and I will act according to my wink."

Diao county magistrate was overjoyed when he heard the words, thinking that he had finally found a reliable way to advance, that there are really people in the court who are easy to be officials, this is true.Feeling happy in my heart, I hurriedly said:

"Brother, everything is entirely up to you. If you have any reasonable suggestions, you can just arrange it."

Zou Anan reckoned that this could be done, but he really didn't know what to do.He just imagined according to the routine, Lao Huazi is not a eunuch, so there is no reason not to accept a good daughter-in-law, the palace never refuses such good things!

Zou Anan hung the gold and went straight to Xiangguo's mansion, and handed over the words:

"There was an old colleague from Huayang Mansion, Zou Zou Anan, who came to ask for an interview, and a great event will come to your door!"

Hua Shixiong was sipping tea and reading in the study, and beside him were two beautiful girls waiting on him.

One of these two girls is called Mingfeng and the other is called Cuiyu.After he became the deputy prime minister, the emperor allocated them to him according to the price from among the extra women in the harem who were candidates for election.The general situation is: non-department * 100 taels of silver plus 100 taels for real deeds.In fact, it's all bullshit that deceives people. Lao Huazi tried them one by one, but none of them were true.At that time, a total of ten people were sent, and Lao Hua only kept these two in the end, and sold the rest to the flower building.The goods given by the palace cannot be returned, and even defective products cannot be criticized. He understands this truth, who dares to bargain with the emperor?But it's okay, besides paying the goods and taxes to the harem, the eight maids also made a net profit of 800 taels of silver. Lao Huazi would not do any loss-making business!

The gatekeeper reported that an old visitor had come to the door, saying that it was Huayang Mansion back then...

Hua Shixiong fell ill as soon as he heard about Zou Xigui in Huayang Mansion. He couldn't forget that period of history, let alone the public teasing of him by the little eunuch back then.

"Throw me away!" Lao Hua shouted angrily.

The doorkeeper reported the situation to the guests truthfully: "My master is gone, I'm going to drive you out!"

The old doorman of Huayang Mansion became anxious when he heard this, thinking that a large group of people behind the sedan chair were waiting for his good news behind their buttocks!The cowhide was blown out, the big words were spread out, but the matter was not done, how would he survive if it got out?But he said good things for a long time, and people didn't bother to talk to him anymore.In a hurry, the old doorman pulled the two pieces of gold from his neck, broke the rope, and gave one piece to the two doormen each, saying:

"Brother, it's time to buy a cup of tea..."

My God, eight taels of gold is enough to buy a cup of tea, what kind of tea is this, and is there such a price?In the end, it was because of Qian's face that the two doorkeepers trotted all the way to the door of the study and reported:

"Bing told Xiangye, someone said that the beautiful Xi Shi was sent to you, Xiangye."

"What, what, beautiful Xi Shi?"

"Yes, that's exactly what the other party said."

This time Lao Huazi has to be tempted, it's better to be an official!No need to go out, just send out a message, and someone will send the beautiful Xi Shi.This incident even alarmed my old colleague who has been with me for many years. How can he not know that old Zou Zou is uneasy?Back then when the two went to the brothel together, Lao Zou didn't bring enough money, so he helped out. To this day, Lao Zou still owes me two taels of money for whoring!

"Let's take a look, let's talk about it, now this person..." Hua Shixiong muttered with a cold face.

"Then send them in?" The two doormen touched the gold in their arms and asked in a low voice.

"No, I want to see it myself!" Lao Hua stood up.

I heard that the master is going out to "inspect the goods". As usual, he must not leave people at every step of the three steps. If he meets a bad person or something, it will be a big trouble.So seven or eight of his bodyguards, masters, and servants hurriedly surrounded him.Old Huazi turned his head and gave them a glance, and reprimanded:

"Damn, a bunch of bastards, what are you doing behind my ass, beat the wolf?"

They looked at each other and quietly slowed down their approach.They didn't dare to get too close, and they didn't dare to get too far apart. They kept a certain distance, and stared at Master Hua motionlessly. Once there was any movement, they would jump up like wolves.

Zou Anan's eyes were sharp, and he saw Hua Xiangguo at a glance. This time is not that time.Old Zou was smiling all over his face, his legs and knees gave way, and he fell to the ground with a thump, shouting in his mouth:

"Craftsman Zou Anan kowtowed to the Grand Master!"

Hua Shixiong neither said "forgive me" nor "that's all", and he didn't make any small exchange of greetings. He opened his mouth in a business-like manner, and returned to the subject, and asked:

"What about people!"

"It's in the sedan chair at the back!" Zou Anan pointed out.

"Let me see."

"No, master, I haven't visited the flower hall yet!"

"Selling cats in your pocket?"

"It's not master, this, this..."

"Forget about this and that, I don't spread eagles when I don't see a rabbit, I don't burn incense when I don't see a true Buddha, I don't have a way to fool me. Go, call, come over and let me have a look. Return Xi Shi, don't make a shit Come fool me!"

Diao Shicai escorted the sedan chair to see his daughter off, just now Zou Anan flicked his finger, he saw it clearly, thought that the matter was settled, he hurriedly waved his hand, there was a loud drum and firecrackers.Zou An was sweating profusely. While running here, he pressed down with both hands, which meant that the gongs and drums stopped first, and there was still a little numbness over there.Lao Diao stopped the gongs and drums and asked:

"What's wrong?"

"People want to inspect the goods."

"Inspection?"

"It's just a phase."

"It's not that simple. Our real gold is not afraid of fire, let's see it!"

This end was talking, and Lao Hua had already arrived in front of the sedan chair.Lao Zou and Zou were in a hurry to kowtow to Xiang Ye, Lao Hua waved his hand and said:

"No, which sedan chair is it?"

Lao Diao got up from the ground in a hurry, and was about to help Hua Xiangye lift the sedan chair curtain. Hua Shixiong was impatient, but he opened it first.Lao Diao knew his daughter's temperament, and was afraid that she would say something wrong, so he let go of his voice and said Lang Lang:

"Ling'er, Master Hua personally picked you up!"

Diao Ling'er first saw a strange man lift the curtain abruptly to spy, and saw that he was wretched and ugly, with thin yellow skin, protruding cheekbones, a big head like a bucket, protruding ears, dull eyes, not tall, and a little hunchback.Ling'er looked down on her eyes and was about to have a seizure when she suddenly heard her father say the word "Xiangye" and suddenly came to her senses. Opening her lips lightly, she spit out two tender, soft and warm words:

"Lang Jun!"

The cry of "Lang Jun" almost didn't take Lao Hua's soul away.Hua Shixiong spent half his life in poverty, living at the bottom of the society, with no food to wrap his stomach, no fancy clothes to keep warm, running around, rough and rough, bullied by others, and time wasted.It’s just that after following the commander-in-chief, it was the war years, fighting and killing, and often entered the enemy’s camp with his head up. The hard work, dirty work, and dangerous work were all contracted by him. He took off his socks and went to bed at night. I don’t know if I can do it in the morning. Put on your shoes again.After the success of the revolution, although there were countless beauties who threw themselves into his arms, none of them pleased him. Looking at her now, this woman is not only as beautiful as a flower, but also as sweet as honey. Sixteen wives are lined up, but they are no better than this woman.Lao Huazi's blood was rushing, and he wished he could immediately hug the beautiful and beautiful girl into the bridal chamber by himself, and give her sex immediately to quench his thirst, but it's a pity that he has no strength to restrain the chicken.It was also a problem that fell in the first two years. It stands to reason that it should be considered a work-related injury. When Lao Huazi entered the Fanying camp, he was frightened by the Xiongnu King's knife on his neck.Since then, my blood pressure has not been stable. When I am too excited or sad, I will feel dizzy, and in severe cases, I will be unconscious for several hours.Seeing such a stunning woman today, he was naturally overjoyed, suddenly his eyes blurred, he suffered from a chronic illness, before he could shout out, his legs went limp and he fell to the ground.