Merry Eunuch Lang

As soon as Hua Shixiong fell to the ground, the group of followers under him rushed forward like rabbits, hugging, hugging, shaking and shaking, crying and screaming, dead than parents Also anxious to get angry many times.The master is a nerd, his legs are a bit slow, and he came a step late. After all, he is a cultural person, and he is a few years older.

"Quickly pinch someone!"

"Yes yes yes, pinch people, pinch people."

"Where is Renzhong?" Someone asked in a panic, not knowing the way.

Everyone looked at me and looked at you, and finally their eyes fell on the face of the initiator, Master, who shouted:

"It's really stupid to say that you are stupid, and you can ask me such a simple matter. Among people, as the name suggests, the middle part of a person is the middle part of a person. Find out where the belly button is, and you will be right!"

Everyone suddenly realized, and then hurriedly helped Xiangye take off his pants to find someone.

Diao Shicai was rubbing his hands in a hurry, thinking: the matter just got a little bit of trouble and then fell through, why is my life so hard?

Seeing the situation, Zou Anan also complained secretly, regretting that he should not have given the two tufts of gold to the gatekeeper just now, otherwise he would have run away a long time ago, who is still here waiting to be a dutiful son for Lao Huazi Collect the body?

Master turned around and saw Zou Anan and Diao Shicai, and immediately called out:

"Come here, tie these two boys up for me and keep them under strict supervision. If Mr. Xiang is doing good or bad, he will first question them."

Zou Anan regretted not running away just now, he glanced at Diao Shicai, and reprimanded:

"Your daughter is a monster, why did you scare Xiangye to death?"

Diao Shicai retorted, "Why are you talking like that? I don't know what my daughter is. It may be that Mr. Xiang had a tachycardia when he saw my daughter. I understand this disease, but it's actually not a disease. Lose your mind, keep it safe, it will be fine in a while."

What Lao Diao said was reassuring words, but in fact, he was speaking to the daughter in the sedan chair. His dog knew it well, and he was afraid that the girl would run out to make trouble when she heard that the wind was rain, no matter how high or low.

Old Zou lost his gold and was tied up again. He was not angry, and muttered in a low voice: "Is your heart beating fast? Your girl is not the Seven Fairies!"

I don't know which bodyguard's hand was a little heavy, and caught Hua Shixiong's itchy spot. Hua Shixiong woke up, and couldn't help but scolded with a smile:

"What the hell are you doing? I haven't entered the bridal chamber yet, why are you taking off my pants?"

The owner in the sedan chair is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Although everything outside is invisible, it can be heard. At first, he sat patiently in the sedan chair and listened to the excitement. If the old man (middle-aged) dies After that, she just went back home, and asked dad to find a bigger official than him the next day.But her father's insanity finally made her lose patience, Diao Lingling stepped out of the sedan chair as soon as the curtain of the sedan chair was lifted, yelling uncleanly:

"Diao Shicai, you are really not a thing. After a long time of trouble, you asked my old lady to marry a lunatic? My aunt won't accompany me. If I want to marry you, I will leave!"

Diao Lingling regards the capital city as their fruit county, a little bigger, and they will be home in two steps.As soon as she left in a fit of anger, she lost herself.

At that time, the master was in a hurry and ordered everyone to help the master back home. Because he didn't explain clearly, the two people who were tied up were also escorted back to the prime minister's mansion by the two assistants.Diao Lingling saw the back of his father being taken away, the girl had a strange temper, she pretended not to see it, and went in the opposite direction.

Hua Shixiong was fine at first, he sat on the grand teacher's chair, took a drink of water to calm himself down, he was fine.Only then did he remember what happened just now, and asked anxiously:

"What about people?"

"They are tied to the pillars at the gate of the mansion!" The two doormen who received the gold spoke quickly and interjected, "We escorted them back in person. They are tied very firmly, so we can't escape."

They were the two who brought him in, so of course they are duty-bound.They felt ashamed for making Xiangye like this, and they also wanted to make new contributions to make up for their mistakes.

"What a bastard, why is my guest tied up? I don't want to kill you, go and let me go, and bring someone to see me." Hua Shixiong roared.

After a while, the two gatekeepers led Zou Anan and Diao Shicai into the hall of the Prime Minister's mansion. The two of them kowtowed again when they saw the Prime Minister. Hua Shixiong shook his hand and said:

"Forget it, forget it, let's not come to the fancy tricks, go and carry the sedan chair in, I will arrange a wedding ceremony right now."

When the two arrived at the gate of the mansion and took a look, they were immediately dumbfounded that the sedan chair was empty.

The Prime Minister in the Prime Minister's Mansion wants to get married, is this a trivial matter?But the time is too short, Mr. Xiang is impatient and will do it as soon as he says it, which will make it difficult for the people who work below.Some things are too late to buy, and some things are not available, so what should I do?Someone gave the master an idea. Two days ago, Wang Erye's house next door was married to a prostitute, and all the things were ready-made. You might as well borrow them to save trouble and money.Marrying a girl and marrying a widow; although they are not the same thing, but the same thing is the same, it is a happy event, not a funeral, even if the prime minister finds out in the future, he will not blame him. Who made him rush into the bridal chamber in such a hurry?The master is also at a loss, what can he do if it doesn't work, immediately send someone to Wang Erye's house to borrow money according to the terms.

After Hua Shixiong had said his words, he regretted a little. What he regretted was not that he chose the wrong bride, but that he didn't have time to notify his relatives and friends. The gift money was a huge loss.Previously, he had accumulated over one hundred thousand taels of silver on hand, and received 12 as a housewarming gift, and there was still a short of 30 to [-].I am ashamed to say that he only got such a small amount of money when he was the Dazai (deputy) of the court. Zou Xigui, the magistrate of Huayang, made so much money back then. Is there any comparison between Zou Xigui and him, camels pulling chickens?

A few maids were chattering and jostling and were dressing Hua Xiang when they heard a report from outside the door:

"Come on, come on!"

"Who's coming?" Old Huazi asked knowingly.

"Master Xiangye, your niece, no no no, Concubine Ning Gui is here and is waiting outside the second door!"

"Hey, why is she here to join in the fun?"

That being said, the niece is not an ordinary person nowadays, she used to kowtow to him, but now she is upside down, it's his turn to kowtow to others.Lao Huazi ordered people to change his court clothes, walked out of the second door in a calm manner, saw Feng Ren, and said with a smile:

"Hong'er, no, Concubine Ning, please get off the sedan chair, and wait for my servants to kowtow to you."

Ning Hong was helped out of the sedan chair door by the palace maid, and smiled back: "Uncle, why are you so polite at home? Kowtow is unnecessary, let's go inside and talk."

When they arrived at the study, the uncle and niece were seated, and the maid gently served tea, and then quietly retreated.

Hua Shixiong said: "Young girl, if you have something to say, speak quickly."

Ning Hong said coquettishly: "Uncle, why are you so impatient? I came here to talk to you at the emperor's order. You don't dare to disobey the order and disrespect! The two maids who just came with me were given by me personally. You choose, you can keep, if you like, they will be my aunts in the future."

"That's all?" Hua Shixiong didn't care.

"Of course not." Ning Hong leaned on Hua Shixiong's shoulder, lowered her voice and repeated what the emperor said to her.

When Hua Shixiong heard this, his expression changed drastically.

Ning Hong smiled and said, "Uncle, why are you panicking? It seems that you are still a person who has done great things, so you are so impatient? You can decide whether to succeed or not, but don't blame your niece for not saying it. When the time comes, you But under one person, above ten thousand!"

Only now did Hua Shixiong understand that the Ning girl in front of him is not what she used to be, she is eloquent and eloquent, she is eloquent, and now she is the emperor's favorite!

Hua Shixiong pondered for a moment, then hesitated and said:

"This is a serious matter. Your Majesty will go back to the emperor. Allow me to think about it for three days before going to the palace to face the emperor. The rules in the palace are strict, Hong'er, go back now. Uncle won't keep you."

"Why is uncle urging me to leave?"

"Uncle is going to have a wedding tonight."

"I just brought you two palace maids and my uncle is going to have a wedding, how impatient?"

"No, no, this girl was introduced by my friend, and she is waiting outside the gate of the house!"

"No wonder, when the people in the house saw my big sedan chair, they pointed fingers and said three props and four things. Once I gave my name and surname, they immediately changed my appearance."

"Go, go! I can't entertain you here, and it's hard to explain to your emperor if you wait too long."

"Okay, uncle, I'm going. I'll tell the emperor as soon as I enter the palace. Maybe the emperor will give me a generous gift!"

"Go, don't alarm the emperor if it's a small matter."

When Ning Hong was about to leave the house, she said: "Uncle, don't dare to forget what I said!"