Merry Eunuch Lang

The emperor goes to court and returns to the palace every day, every day, three bowls of tofu, three bowls of tofu.Young people have a disposition to be playful and afraid of being tired, and they can't concentrate. They are always one project, and soon they get bored.He wanted to change his way of life, he wanted something new.It was inconvenient to ask others, and he didn't dare to inquire about it, so he found a more experienced eunuch in the harem, called him to a place where there was no one, and asked in a low voice:

"Man, have you ever been outside the palace? Do you know any good places outside?"

"I've been there, and I can't say whether it's fun or not, but the place I play is different from others."

"What's the difference?"

"People go to the place where men go, but like us, who are neither male nor female, what's the fun?" The eunuch shook his head and said embarrassingly.

"Can you take me out of the palace to play where men play?"

"Don't dare, take the emperor out of the palace. If there is a mistake, it will be a crime of beheading! I can't afford it, I can't afford it, my majesty, don't embarrass me." The eunuch shook his head like a rattle.

"Are you afraid of a bird? I will support you, don't be afraid, huh? Poor eunuchs like you, if you cut off a bird, you will lose your courage, and even if the leaves come down, you will break your head." The emperor taunted said sarcastically.

"But there are great heroes among our eunuchs!" The eunuch raised his head proudly.

"Who?" The emperor regretted it as soon as he said it, and he was usually the last person he wanted to mention.

"Pan You'an, Commander Pan! Haven't you heard of it, Your Majesty?"

"I've heard it. Forget it, let's not talk about it. Let's discuss going out to play in the palace." The emperor deliberately changed the topic.

Because it was the first time he went out, he didn't know what the market price was like outside. Fortunately, the emperor was cheated halfway. He lived in a fief since he was a boy, so he knew a little about the situation outside.He asked his personal eunuch to receive 100 taels of gold from the chief manager, fearing that it would not be enough, he took another piece of jade Ruyi in his arms.He told the eunuch that his name was Zhang Dahu when he left the palace gate, and the eunuch also changed his name to Zhang Dahu's servant and Wang Xiaoliu.The eunuch was very surprised and said with a smile:

"Your Majesty, your guess is accurate. When I was in my hometown, my name was Wang Xiaoliu."

"How many brothers in your family?" The emperor asked casually.

"Eight!" Wang Xiaoliu said happily, "My father is biased, and the four above are old crimes, Wang Boss, Wang Lao Er, etc., and it's our turn to become petty crimes, Wang Xiaowu, Wang Xiaoliu, etc. Wang Xiaoliu or something. Fortunately, after becoming a eunuch, the name of my hometown doesn’t matter anymore.”

The emperor thought Wang Xiaoliu was too wordy, so he stopped him with words, saying: "If you say you are dumb, you can't close your chatter box. If you leak half a word about our going out, I will send someone to kill your whole family. First, you will be killed when you are young." Start with bastard, and keep killing until no one in the room is panting."

Wang Xiaoliu corrected and said: "Your Majesty, my little brother is called Wang Xiaoba, not Xiaowangba. When the time comes to kill, don't make a mistake. The puppy we feed is called Xiaowangba!"

"No mistake, the dog will be killed along with it!"

"Hey, the emperor is just joking. The emperor does not kill people. I know this better than anyone else."

"why?"

"I know that the emperor is a good man, the best emperor in the whole world."

"It turns out that this kid is not stupid, and he can be promoted in the future in this stupid day." The emperor said approvingly in his heart.

Wang Xiaoliu has been in the palace for more than ten years, he is two years earlier than Pan Youan and Wang Xiaowu!Wang Xiaowu and his name are similar, but they are not related by blood.He has been in the palace for so many years, what has he not heard, what has not passed?In the year when Zhao Xiaogao was in charge, he followed Zhao Xiaogao to a place, whether it was called Hualou, or called Hualou, or Qinghualou.Wang Xiaoliu is a lottery man, not interested in the affairs of men and women, so he doesn't care about that place, and his name has long since been forgotten in Java Country.But he remembers the general place, and we will talk about it when we get to that place.Anyway, what the emperor wants is fun, so he doesn't care if his name is Zhang San Li Si Wang Mazi!

When I went to the door of the store, I realized that it was neither called * Building nor Flower Building, but it was called "Yixiang Pavilion".Many people gathered at the door. Those who finished their work went out, those who wanted to do something squeezed in, and some people didn’t know whether they had no money or more money. They gathered in a group and pointed at the poster just pasted on the wall of the door. Xiao Liu leaned over to take a look, and saw what was written on it:

"Yixiangting just got a beautiful woman named Diao (Diao) Jinzhong. She is fourteen years old. She is beautiful and beautiful. It has been verified that she is still a 100% virgin (if it is fake, all losses will be compensated. ). So it is scheduled to hold a treasure opening public auction ceremony at midnight tonight, starting with 100 taels of silver. It is hoped that those who are interested in the whole capital will participate enthusiastically, and don’t miss this golden opportunity that is rare in 100 years. If you have a chance, I wish you good luck.”

Wang Xiaoliu ran over to explain to the emperor in detail, the emperor was overjoyed when he heard about it, and shouted:

"Is there such a good thing? Little Liu headed ahead to clear the way, let's go in and join in the fun!"

A waiter came over to say hello, Wang Xiaoliu was quick-eyed, and slipped two taels of silver into the hands of the second brother (this is Wang Xiaoliu's private money), notified his name and said that he was also here to bid.The second elder brother saw that the guest officer was well dressed and his pockets were bulging. He seemed to be a rich man, and he was very good at business, so he opened an extra seat and placed it in the most conspicuous position in the front row.

Zhang Dahu sat down, and grandly ordered Wang Xiaoliu to shake out the gold-wrapped quilt, 100 taels of gold and 20 taels of gold per ingot, a total of five ingots.Brightly and goldenly placed on the tea table, who wouldn't be envious?

After a while, the owner of the store came to speak, one is to open the auction for the beauty of Xide, and the other is to reward everyone for their long-term support and love for the store, so it is decided that all expenses tonight will be borne by the store. Melon seeds, snacks, etc. are all provided free of charge, and you can eat as much as you need.Please enjoy yourself, eat and drink as much as you can. After the auction is over, the store will prepare a sumptuous evening meal for you, which is naturally free of charge.

When they finally got there, the colorful door opened and a small two-wheeled cart was rolled out, with a woman sitting on it.I saw that woman, with black hair like clouds, face like an autumn moon, black eyebrows, black eyes, straight nose and small mouth, just like Chang'e who descended to earth and was reborn as a jade girl.Exactly: It is said that Diao Chan has a good face, but who has seen Xi Shi's true face?If this woman is dedicated to the present, she will definitely be appointed as the prime minister of the country.

Zhang Dahu’s 100 taels of gold was shining there, and some eager people who were not confident enough to try it stopped thinking about it, but if Zhang Dahu didn’t stir up the atmosphere in the auction field, it would be difficult for Zhang Dahu to take out 100 taels of gold. convincing.The proprietress of Yixiangting heard that the scene was about to be cold, she simply went out in person, gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, and broke the rules and said:

"We gave up our lives to accompany the gentleman, and all the girls tonight will be half price!"

* The guests suddenly became a sensation.

When the price of the main auctioneer at the auction table was raised to 3000 taels, there was a strange silence in the hall. This is a price that ruined the family. No matter how good the girl is, what can a poor and settled child support her?What does it feel like to eat bran and swallow vegetables with a stunning beauty in your arms?

The auctioneer shouted 3000 taels twice, and suddenly a man with the appearance of a gentleman and scholar appeared at the door, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted impatiently:

"I give 5000 taels!"

"Dahu Zhang" thought he had a good chance of winning, but unexpectedly, Cheng Yaojin came out halfway. He didn't care much about girls, because there were countless girls in his family, so what kind of stuff did he have?The key to his success is the atmosphere, and what he strives for is the aura.Who dares to look for food on his table, wanting to die until dawn?

Zhang Dahu took out the Jade Ruyi from his arms.

Although the main auctioneer is not very knowledgeable, he was stunned when he saw the shape and workmanship. He made a rough estimate, and he was talking about ten thousand taels of silver.But he was not sure, and deliberately leaned forward and asked the victim:

"Guest officer, under normal circumstances, this store does not accept jade and jewelry. But tonight is a special case, and an exception can be made. My boy, please ask, how much is this piece of jade worth, guest officer?"

Zhang Dahu’s cowhide-pasted lanterns are blocked from inside and outside. How can he, a great emperor, know how much a broken Ruyi on the palace table is worth?He answered in a letter:

"Anyway (he almost pronounced 'Zhen') he only wanted to be the champion, and he didn't care about anything else."

The main auctioneer didn't know what to do, the auction room was a little cold, and suddenly someone shouted in the crowd:

"I'll take that Ruyi statue, 10 taels!"

Shooting girls has become Ruyi. The main auctioneer has never seen such a formation. He intends to facilitate this transaction, which can be regarded as increasing a lot of income for Yixiangting. It seems that this young master Zhang Dahu is also a fool. It's enough to coax, anyway, it's him who hangs the golden bell tonight.Seeing that the matter ended like this, all the money from Ruyi's sale went to the store, and Zhang Dahu was the auctioneer for that night.The master auctioneer's wishful thinking has not yet been finalized, and the later literati suddenly shouted:

"Arrest this thief who secretly hides the national treasure, disrupts the order of Hualou, and all the golden bells, and sends them to the government to be imprisoned, and wait for the master to deal with him!"

After the writer said, seven or eight warriors came in, regardless of indiscriminateness, took Zhang Dahu and the golden bell, tied them with ropes, bustling, and escorted them to the prime minister's mansion.

After walking away for a long time, the old cousin of the shop finally came to his senses. Where did this group of villains come from? Why did they take our people away?It cost a little money to hang the golden bell, but that was because the seller didn't know the goods!Before he left, he didn't bother to ask who this group of robbing gangsters were, which fairy mountain cave they lived in, and how to ask for it in the future?The old man couldn't regret it, this was the life of the old lady, how could the cooked duck fly?The proprietress couldn't bear such a blow, her eyes slanted and her mouth slanted, she fell down on the floor of the hall like a mourning concubine, she lost her restraint, lost face, yelled and wailed loudly.