Merry Eunuch Lang

"Zhang Dahu", as the king of a country, how could he tolerate being tied up to see the officials, he couldn't help shouting angrily:

"Damn you bastard, do you know who I am? I am today, you little stupid thieves, dare to tease the widow, it seems that you are impatient!"

The author is the master of Hua Xiangguo's mansion. His master's surname is Sun and his name is Pigan.After Lao Hua paid homage to the prime minister, he came to seek refuge because of his reputation. Lao Hua saw that he was witty and tactful, shrewd and capable, and good at flattering, with a clever mouth, sharp teeth, and every sentence that touched people's itches, so he left him. He is reused as the master of Xiangfu by his side.This old grandson has one advantage, no matter whether it is in the officialdom, drinking place, inside or outside the house, he only recognizes Lao Hua, and others don't care who he is, even if he is the heavenly king Lao Tzu, as long as he is in the way of his master, he will not recognize all his relatives.Seeing this person saying "I" every now and then, and uttering wild words and cursing, Lao Sun did his part and sarcastically said:

"You're still 'I' like the son of a bitch. If you are the son of heaven, I will be the father of heaven."

I don't blame Lao Sun for this matter, how could he have expected that a big boss of the country would go to the kiln shop in the middle of the night to join in the fun?The big deal is that he is a rich master, so what are you afraid of if you are rich? Is it true that the imperial teacher is afraid of the rich man?More than once, Hua Xiangye said in private that there is only one person he is afraid of in this world, and this person is Marshal Pan You'an, and now Marshal Pan is hiding in a small island called Heye to avoid leisure.There is probably no scary person except Pan.Since the masters don't have anyone to back them up, why do servants like them find someone to be afraid of?Therefore, he confronted the guy who boasted and pretended to be the emperor, and he was not polite.

When Zhang Dahu saw that someone wanted to claim to be the father of heaven, and he kept saying, "I am my father", Long Yan was furious and furious, and reprimanded:

"It's really unreasonable. It's really unreasonable. It's the other way around, and you don't even recognize me. Okay, okay, tomorrow I'll let you know whether it's the emperor or your fake heavenly father?"

"Look at you, you look like a bird. It's cold and sour with a bottle of vinegar in your pocket. How bad is it to have two stinky coins in your pocket? Don't wait for tomorrow, wait a while and see my master. Would it be strange if you didn't scare you to death? "Old Sun retorted, not pure blackmail.

"Zhang Dahu" had been ridiculed and bullied by others when he was not emperor, but it was indeed the first time that he was so engraved and threatened like today.It would be fine if he was an ordinary person, but he is an emperor. How could an emperor have the nerve to sit on the dragon throne and issue orders to the whole country after being insulted like this?He vowed to cut this domineering and arrogant guy in half in the future (he still doesn't know his position, name, or where he works, but people remember it).It's not beheading, it's about scraping, scraping with thousands of knives, and showing the world, this is the end of bullying the king!

It's not that Zhang Dahu said that he can't beat Sun Piqian, he really doesn't want to be as knowledgeable as him, he doesn't worry about the thick skin of the pig when the knife is fast, and he doesn't worry about the meat if the teeth are good.Boy, we won't argue with you for a day, we will talk tomorrow when I sit in the courtroom, and then I won't be a fucking Zhang Dahu if I don't let you pee your pants in fear, old boy!

After spending half the night in Washington, no one was found.Master said:

"Master, it seems that the assassin is a master, and it's hard to see the end of the dragon, but if he has ulterior motives for you, Mr. Xiang, I'm afraid there are ten like you..."

The master kept the word "cha" in his mouth, but he didn't dare to spit it out.

Hua Shixiong didn't take it seriously, and flaunted: "You know a bird! The truth has already expected that this person is not someone else, but my old friend Xiao Pan."

"Could it be that Xiangye is referring to..." The master also heard about it.

"Of course it's General Pan You'an Pan! Thinking back when we were together, we fought big and small battles, wiped out the Japanese, and fought hard. Now he is fine, he flicked his ass, left, and went to enjoy his life. We have to rely on us to leave a lot of things behind. Xiao Pan is a smart person. His group of wives and wives are all highly skilled in martial arts, and they are very good. Among them is Nanqiao, who is surnamed Nanqiao, who is good at flying over eaves and walls, and climbing up and down. I believe that the one who sent the knife just now must be Nanqiao."

"What did Mrs. Nanqiao say on the note?" The master just remembered something important.

"It says that the lost person is in the Yixiang Pavilion. Where is the Yixiang Pavilion?" Lao Hua turned around and asked.

"I know Yixiang Pavilion. It's not far from Dali Temple. The environment, layout and other facilities inside are not bad. It's high-grade, and it's not a place for ordinary people to go."

"Hurry up, what is that?" Hua Shixiong just walked away and closed the door, and arranged to say, "Send a few more people to secretly monitor Yixiangting. But there is one order, go on, don't let your wife Lost your body! If there is any negligence, each of them will not want to live."

Someone came early the next day to report: Yixiang Pavilion posted a notice that the golden bell will be auctioned at midnight tonight.

Lao Hua sent someone to ask Diao Shicai if his girl's name was Diao Jinzhong.The person who was sent came back and replied in a short time: "The county magistrate Diao said that his girl's official name is Diao Lingling, and her nickname is Ling'er. She has never been called Diao Jinzhong."

Lao Hua thought otherwise, the master slapped his thigh fiercely and shouted:

"This woman should be Mrs. Diao!"

Hua Shixiong was puzzled and asked, "What evidence do you have?"

The master explained: "The notice said that there is a new girl, so the new one is not a newcomer? Second, Diaojinzhong is a flower name rather than a person's name. Girls in flower houses often use flower names as stage names. Miss Diao's surname is Diao, Yi As the name suggests, the proprietress of Xiangting gave Ms. Diao the name Diao Jinzhong."

"Old Sun, what you said seems to make sense, so hurry up and buy your wife back, we don't need those few pennies."

The master conspired and said: "Don't be in a hurry, Mr. Xiang, don't act hastily. You don't know that there are two kinds of people in the world that you can't mess with. One is a monk, and the other is a prostitute. Nothing to worry about, two shoulders to carry the head, nothing to find trouble, who dares to provoke? Besides, the girl's courtyard is mostly rich people's world, sons and grandsons, black and white, corrupt officials and wealthy businessmen , fish and dragons are mixed, and if you are not careful, you will poke a big leak. Since the old man is going to be auctioned publicly this time, it is just to make a few more money, and there will be no extra problems. Now go, or sell or redeem, the goal It's too big, why don't you go at night, take advantage of the chaos and act according to circumstances, without anyone noticing."

Old Huazi is right when he thinks about it, otherwise it has to be so.He bowed his head and counted, even if he bought a newcomer tonight, the soonest he could return would be dawn, and it would be dawn, so what good things could he do?It really took a long time to find a good daughter-in-law for half a lifetime, and it took so much trouble.

Master Sun deliberately delayed entering the arena, 5000 taels of silver is not a small amount, how many people in the whole capital can afford this amount?Unexpectedly, there are strong players in the strong.The guy who kept claiming to be Zhen, was 100 taels of gold when he made a move, and at the end he took out a jade ruyi, which disturbed their business.The more the master thought about it, the angrier he became, he concluded that this Zhang Dahu was either a bandit or an unscrupulous businessman, otherwise how could he be so rich?

Old Sun is not stupid, when he calmed down, a thought suddenly wandered in his mind for a few times: Could it be that this Zhang Dahu is really the emperor who went out of the palace in micro-clothes to play?The Son of Heaven is also a human being. Although there are countless women in the harem, they lose interest after a long time.He was not alone in the emperor's visit to the brothel, such examples are too numerous to mention.As such, Sun Pigan thought about it, and could not help but sweat beads rolling down from all parts of his body like raindrops. He estimated that his time limit had come.He was the first one who dared to call the emperor a birdman since ancient times.