Merry Eunuch Lang

Who is Hua Shixiong?I think back then he broke into the anti-king camp alone, cheated the trust of the Eight Great Kings, and was named a scholar and deputy military adviser of the Imperial Academy (if he succeeds, he may be a deputy prime minister in the future), and then went to the capital of the Huns to fight, and almost did not let Zuo Xianwang Breda cut his neck.At that time, Hua Shixiong really started the revolution with his head on his head. He had died countless times. Whether he was afraid or not, it was his life anyway. It was up to him whether he went or not. Otherwise, the little eunuch Pan Dashuai couldn't explain it to him and couldn't spare him.Now he has changed the upper of his shoes to the brim of his hat, this time is not that time.He is a pillar of the country and a minister of the court. Of course, his contribution is directly proportional to his income. The annual salary paid to him by the court is one hundred thousand shi and five dou.In the past, it was half money and half food. In the past two years, Guotai Minan had a bumper harvest and received more food, so the salary became food again.Helpless, the people in the Prime Minister's Mansion went out to do errands, and often carried food on their backs in exchange for usable things. Last time, when the Prime Minister's Mansion was housewarming, someone sent food.This is gossip, not for now.In addition, the reason why the emperor is today is not the result of the help of his brothers. Otherwise, when Zhu Bajie pees on his head, it will be a matter of the year of the monkey.Thinking about it this way, Lao Hua raised his neck and said disdainfully:

"Old Sun, get up and put your heart into your stomach. I have a brother to make decisions for you. Are you afraid of a bird? There are three ways in front of us now. The best way is to not hit that person. I don't scold, I'm confused, I don't know it, who told him not to stay in the palace and sleep with the concubines, and come out in the middle of the night to run around and fart? The guy secretly sent him to the gate of the palace, how did he come out and how did he go in, the idiots are all on the kang and still can’t find the head? The worst plan is for me, Lao Hua, to negotiate with the emperor face to face, say a few good words, and accompany the two No, give him the so-called golden bell again, I am already like this, what else can he do?"

Master Sun became happier the more he listened, and then he slapped his thigh and shouted loudly:

"Master Xiang, after listening to your words, the boy finally understands, no wonder you can be the prime minister, I will never be able to go to court in my life! Master Xiang, what I heard is that it was General Pan You'an who knew heroes with his eyes. Bole! It's hard to say, if it weren't for you, Mr. Xiang, it would take some time for Eunuch Pan to become famous!"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Although Hua Shixiong was happy in his heart, any big man should not get carried away with complacency or show joy, and reprimanded him, "Marshal Pan is a celebrity of a generation, only one emerges in 500 years, how can our generation compare with you? Closer to home, which one of the three tricks you mentioned is feasible?"

"Everything is feasible!" Master Sun said without hesitation, "From the point of view of a villain, the safest one is the second one, which is the middle strategy. Secretly send that person to the entrance of the palace. Whether it is false or true, let him go." !"

Hua Shixiong sneered: "If you say you are a bastard, you are a bastard. God sent the opportunity to you, but you passed it on to someone else."

Master Sun was puzzled and asked, "Master Xiang, what do you mean?"

Hua Shixiong said: "Go ahead and start preparations immediately. All the people in the Quanxiang Mansion will be mobilized to kill pigs, sheep and cook cattle. There will be a big banquet with delicacies from mountains and seas. Wait for the news. I will go to the backyard to inquire about the news. If it is not If it’s the emperor, let’s throw out a mess. If it’s the emperor, then do as I just said, distribute invitations widely, invite old and new friends, relatives of the emperor, as well as my brothers, to celebrate the festive season with the emperor.”

"Master, what holiday is today?"

"Today is June [-]th, who is June [-]th?" Lao Hua just counted and shouted, "Yes?"

"Master, what's the matter?"

"June [-]th is June [-]th. January [-]st, February [-]nd, March [-]rd are holidays. There is no one on April [-]th, but there is one on May [-]th. We will not arrange one for him on June [-]th."

"Master Xiang, you have thought about it, what's your name?"

"It's called the Junchen Association!"

"Absolutely, Mr. Xiang is so talented!" Lao Sun gave thumbs up with both hands.

"Hurry up and prepare, let's split up." Lao Hua said.

The firewood room of Xiangfu's family is not a place to pile up sundries.It is said to be a firewood house, but it is actually a vacant house!It is usually locked to prevent servants and maids from fooling around here.There are many people in the prime minister's mansion, and the housekeeper is dedicated to letting those servants who have nothing to do come here to clean up, so the firewood room is not very messy.Of course, driving a tiger into the sheepfold is irrelevant no matter how easy it is.

Zhang Dahu felt helpless and hopeless only when he got serious and locked him in the hut.The majesty of the emperor is in the court. He has no talent for peace in literature, and no power to stabilize the country in martial arts. All his abilities are the inheritance left by his ancestors.The foundation is not only reserved for him, although the old emperor has limited energy, he does not need to spend a lot of effort on creating human beings. He only needs to sprinkle some seeds, and the branches and leaves will bloom immediately, and a large number of little princes have sprung up like mushrooms after rain. Came into being.However, once these little princes are born, they will be the most honorable princes, but there is still a world of difference between princes and princes. Only one of them has the chance to be the emperor, and the others are still ordinary people, and they may be decapitated from time to time .Such examples are too numerous to list. A fool can sit firmly on the throne, but a prince with a little brain can hardly save his life. This is the law of nature and cannot be violated.

Lao Hua looked in through the window pane in the small firewood house, and was immediately taken aback. Fortunately, he had been mentally prepared earlier, otherwise he would definitely have a big fall!It is true that the emperor was supported by them, but at best he can only be regarded as a participant.He was not the one who made suggestions, and it was not he who made the decisions. Although he also entered the core position of this leadership team in the end, he knew it better than anyone else.The Supreme Emperor (naturally formed) Pan You'an had already confessed that it was the Prime Minister Hu Rugui who decided the policy, and it was the emperor who made the final decision.It's really hard to elaborate on who is the boss and who is the second child. It stands to reason that the emperor is the top leader and should be supreme, but the prime minister doesn't express his opinion, and the little emperor will never dare to fart!Lao Hua coughed lightly, pushed the door open as if nothing had happened, and when he looked up, he was shocked, and hurriedly prostrated himself on the ground, shouting long live, and said in great fear:

"I don't know that the Lord Long Live is here, so I feel guilty of being far away from welcoming him. His Majesty Wan Wang forgives this little minister, and I will arrange a banquet with wine to wash away the dust and shock of the Long Live Lord."

"Ah, so you are... Aiqing!" Hua Aiqing didn't call out clearly, and added a "drinking hua" in front of Aiqing.There is a saying that a tiger cannot lose its power when it dies, and the emperor should not lose face, saying, "I am a big family now, and you can arrange the rest as you like?"

Hua Shixiong was overjoyed, and thought that since it was Zhang Dahu, this matter would be much easier to handle.Urgently order Sun Piqian to pass down the order, to decorate the whole mansion with lanterns and festoons, please post to the whole court above six ranks, six Hanlins, princes, generals, relatives and friends, all come to the mansion for a party, Huaxiang Guofu will have a banquet at noon today The most honored guest is Zhang Dahu.