Merry Eunuch Lang

Niu Baoguo led the way, and Pan Youan and his party arrived at the shop.The store is hospitable, and they greet guests a hundred feet away from the gate. The younger brother cooks tea and water, and waits for the guests to wash and bathe.When Xiaopan and the others asked the shopkeeper what kind of delicacies they had, the shopkeeper Nianxu smiled and did not answer.When asked again, he replied:

"You don't have to be impatient, you will know when you are young."

Pan You'an and Yin Tianxue's couple had a stuffy gourd, only Po Niu and his thieves were thieves, with thieves' eyes rolling around. Xiao Pan guessed that he had no good intentions, but relying on his own skill and courage, he didn't take this rascal to heart.

After a while, the store owner came to invite him in person, saying that all the vegetables and vegetables upstairs had been served, and invited the guest officer to sit upstairs.Xiao Pan and his wife, followed by Niu Er, went straight upstairs, opened the curtain and took a look, both husband and wife were shocked:

The table is really neat and full of dishes, but some people have already been seated in advance.They are not strangers, they are all close relatives of Pan Youan: Xuelihong, Tianshanxue and Yinxing'er.

Before Xiao Pan could speak, Katerina stepped in and said:

"Pan Lang, Sister Tianxue, we definitely didn't come here to scratch your stalls to ruin your interest. This is what I want to explain first. After Sister Tianxue drew the lottery, our sisters began to secretly discuss that everyone should take this opportunity." I had the opportunity to revisit the old place again, and I was afraid that you would not allow me, so I made this decision. Haicheng colluded with Niu Baoguo and waited here for the two of you. In addition, we also sent your horses to Haicheng by a big boat one day in advance. Bring them here. That's the whole situation, if you two don't agree to go together, we will ride back to Haicheng early tomorrow morning, and then wait for the boat to return to Heye Island."

Xue Lihong said this in two words, her heart was sour, hot, bitter and astringent, Pan You'an barely shed a few tears.Yin Tianxue is the person involved and is a very virtuous woman. She opened her mouth first and said:

"Sisters all the way, everyone is happy, talking and laughing, I can't wait for it! But there is one thing, that Niu Er can't take it!"

Niu Baoguo heard that he yelled relentlessly behind his buttocks: "Sister-in-law Tianxue crossed the river and folded the bridge, it's too embarrassing! I'm all about helping you, why don't you bring a brother? You won't let me carry it, I don’t let you hug me, what’s the trouble with you? I open my mouth, how much can I eat, how much can I drink? Picking tea and pouring water, running around, passing a message or something. My brother is a big shot, so it’s inconvenient to meddle in some things, isn’t it all my fault?”

The cowhide is specially pasted on the mutton, and it cannot be torn apart!

Pan You'an interrupted, "Brother Niu went as soon as he went, but there was one."

"Brother, tell me."

"Wash your face in the morning and your feet in the evening, just say what you need to say, don't talk nonsense, and keep your mouth in check."

"It's not difficult, it's because my brother understands me."

This meal lasted for three hours, the shopkeeper only accepts money and doesn't care about the time, as long as someone pays, he will be happy if the banquet lasts!

At dawn, a group of people washed and brushed, ate breakfast and hurried on the road.Pan Anfu rode his white dragon colt again, Sanxueer was still the old horse, and Ginkgo Dunzhu was still riding her tile-gray howling donkey.Niu Baoguo was not good at walking and riding, so he trotted all the way to follow behind the team.Because it was not the era of war, the spear was too eye-catching and there was no need to carry it.

Hua Xiangguo entertained Zhang Dahu with great fanfare and mobilized the teachers, not to mention half of the city, the whole capital might have been alarmed.Prime Minister Hu has some important business to do and it is inconvenient to travel, and the baby is too small to handle it. When he was about to write a note to resign, Fat Xi Shi said:

"Lang Jun, I haven't been out since I came to the capital! Lao Huazi is not an outsider today, so why not let me go for you when he throws a banquet? By the way, let's take a look at the background of that big family Zhang. Let the deputy prime minister hold a big banquet for him?"

Hu San hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Madam is a daughter, how can I get on that kind of occasion?"

"What are you afraid of?" Fat Xi Shi said with a disdainful smile, "Your Majesty, you forgot that when I was in Liantang, I was a teenage girl, and I was busy serving you old men?"

"Fat Xishi"'s real name is Wu Xiqin. His parents died early. To make a living, his family opened a small restaurant in Liantang Town. The location of the small restaurant is excellent, and the business is booming.However, because of her neat appearance, she attracted many times of harassment from shabby children and street gangsters. These people were like runaway dogs, wandering around the shop all day long, either causing trouble or fighting.Seeing that Xiqin's business couldn't be done, when she was planning to close the shop the next day, she met Hu San and Pan You'an, a group of imperial envoys.

Prime Minister Hu jokingly said: "At that time, you were a little proprietress who opened a restaurant, but now you are not what you used to be, but now you are the wife of the prime minister!"

Xiqin said: "The form has changed, but the person is still the same person. It's just that the status has changed, but our character has not changed. What's so great about the prime minister's wife? Is she superior to others?"

Hu San smiled and said: "Ma'am, what you said is very true. Everyone came from ordinary people. If it wasn't for my eunuch elder brother, I am afraid that I, Hu San, would still be wandering around now?"

Xiqin said: "It's true, we can't be ungrateful people. It seems that the opportunity to visit your brother is gone, but we must not forget the kindness and benefits he has given us."

Hu San smiled and said: "Madam went to the banquet, so I went, what's the use of talking so long? Hu Sanfei is a villain who sees profit and forgets righteousness. One day, I will have the opportunity to go back to the forest and visit my brother secretly. "

Xiqin said with a smile: "Wherever you go, I will go too, husband and wife follow!"

Hu Sandao: "It's rare for a lady to be so sincere."

Xiqin made some preparations, and Prime Minister Hu personally wrote a gift list, and ordered the housekeeper to prepare according to the list.Then, the madam took two young servants and two maids, and went straight to the banquet in a small sedan chair.

When they arrived at the gate of Washington, a doorman asked who was coming, and the wife ordered the servant to present a gift list, which read: Mrs. Xiqin came to Washington for a banquet, and presented two catties of honeysuckle, four liang of caterpillar fungus, half a catty of angelica, and iron. Avalokitesvara weighs a catty.A small gift is not a respect, but I hope that Huaxiang will accept it with a smile.Not known, year month day

The etiquette is neither too thick nor too thin, and the big face between colleagues can basically be passable.However, Prime Minister Hu's calligraphy was a first-class celebrity in the dynasty. I wonder if it is acceptable to ask for a piece of ink?It's a pity that the housekeeper in Washington was fluent in writing and ink, and he didn't know the bottom line, and he didn't know Xiqin, so he thought he was just an ordinary friend, so he sent someone to lead her to the ladies' guest room to drink tea and chat.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, almost all the guests arrived, and the steward of Huafu did not make a draft, and announced in a loud voice: "Fortunately, Huafu, it is something that can't be expected, and today I specially invited the distinguished guest Zhang Dahu. Zhang Dahu is not an ordinary guest. He is the only noble person in my dynasty, who can be as famous as Long Live, and live the same life as the Son of Heaven..."

Everyone was shocked: Is Hua Xiangguo going to rebel?There is a saying that there are no two suns in the sky, and there are no two masters in the country. Why did his old man come up with a fake emperor and counterfeit?

The housekeeper continued to sing: "I invite Zhang Dahu to take a seat below. All the guests condescend to leave their seats and stand on both sides. Welcome Zhang Dahu!"

After a thousand calls, Zhang Dahu swaggered out of the inner room, his face appeared, just like a Buddha coming to the world, and the whole room burst into surprise.There are those who know and those who don’t, those who know want to kowtow but are afraid of making a mistake, and those who don’t know think they’re just a baby, so why bother with such a big feast for colleagues?It's a pity that among the guests, no one dared to conclude that this person was the emperor.