Merry Eunuch Lang

Who is Zhang Dahu, someone inside knows.The guests didn't know the details, so naturally they didn't dare to make wild guesses.This is also the first time that the emperor has privately entered the private sector to drink and drink with others after he ascended the throne. He was surprised and delighted, curious and exciting, but of course he was a little nervous.If you meet a minister with ulterior motives, you don’t need to use knives and guns, as long as you mix something in the wine, or after you get drunk..., tomorrow morning, he will not be sitting on the dragon chair, and the city will be replaced King flag.

As for the people who accompanied the wine, Lao Huazi and his Master Sun also spent some effort.At this moment, he no longer cared about those old routines. With the emperor's praise for him, he has everything to him. If he offends the emperor, not to mention that his official position is in danger, even his life will be in danger.Of course, the emperor has no shortage of beautiful women in the palace, but this is in Hua Shixiong's small shop. Although there are a few skirts and beauties, they are all expired products, which cannot be put on the table and cannot be popular.Master Sun offered a plan and said: Dialing a golden bell can be counted as one.Damn it, Hua Shixiong cursed secretly, it seems that men's beauty is not bad, and the person I like is always on my mind.Isn't it just a woman to hang the golden bell? Hua Shixiong gritted his teeth and gave in.The other one was hard to find, the butler interjected, and there was a pretty lady in front of her, I don’t know where the lady was from, the name on the gift list was Xiqin, and she brought a few bags of tea or something, I think this woman looks good, I’m sure It will win Zhang Dahu's favor.Hua Shixiong said without even thinking about it, what time is it and you are still talking about it, so please hurry up!

Zhang Dahu (Longyan Dayue) was overjoyed. Even though he changed the venue and title, his status remained the same. He still sat in the top seat and was still respected by everyone. There were two on both sides, hugging two beautiful beauties on the left and right, and one It was the golden bell that he wanted to photograph the day before yesterday but failed to photograph. He knew a beautiful young woman in yellow silk. He seemed to hear someone calling her Fat Xi Shi in a low voice.Both are good, he wants both, if he can't have both, he would rather have this fatter Xi Shi Nu.In the whole world, is it the land of the king; on the shore of the land, is it the king's ministers, the world belongs to him, let alone two women, Zhang Dahu thought.

As soon as the banquet opened, everyone stood up and toasted Zhang Dahu. Because there were too many people, Hua Shixiong was afraid of accidents, so he blocked what should be blocked.Next to Zhang Dahu, although Diao Jinzhong is a young child, he was born in a family of officials since childhood, his father is in Guozi County, Quan is like a little emperor, who dares to show his fangs before he can flatter him?Although Diao Lingling is well-known in the officialdom, but compared with the experienced Prime Minister's wife, she pales in comparison and is far, far inferior.

Wu Xiqin listens to the six directions and sees all directions with her eyes. She has followed Hu San for several years. Although she has not learned the art of war, she still has the ability to read people.From the way Zhang Dahu walked to the table and the way he looked at people, she concluded that this person was by no means an ordinary big family, with mixed fish and dragons but with a prominent head, this person might be today.Since it is today, Fat Xi Shi is not ambiguous, resorting to the same way of hospitality in Liantang Town, and attentively trying to persuade him to drink.Every time the emperor drank in the harem, he was restrained. If the concubine got the emperor drunk, it would be a serious crime, and at least she would have to be thrown into the cold palace for a few days.Of course, there are exceptions granted by the emperor, such as Yang Yuhuan, since wives can get drunk as concubines, how can the emperor not drink on his lips?

Fat Xi Shi is just another nickname, Wu Xiqin's face is like a full moon, and her face is slightly bigger, so she looks like a fat man.In fact, that's all there is to it, her figure is still slender and beautiful, and there is no sign of a fat woman in the back view.

There is a saying that a long face has the elegance of a long face, and a round face has the elegance of a round face. The beauty and ugliness of a person do not speak for the long and round face.Just like some women have dark eyebrows, bright eyes, straight nose, clever mouth, white skin like snow, black hair like clouds, and good face shape, round or square, and they have all the facilities of beauty.But when all the parts are integrated together, it's a disastrous sight. Although it can't be said to be extremely ugly, it can't be classified as a beauty.

Besides, Fat Xishi Wu Xiqin, handsome in appearance and clever in mouth, can't coax the current sage into "Ask the sky with wine, when is it?" The emperor is young, but his brain is not stupid, he also secretly guess Whose pretty lady is this?If he had known that it was Prime Minister Hu's inner room, he wouldn't have dared to act recklessly if he had the guts.Hu San has power and power in the court, and he has the power of life and death. At the same time, he made an agreement with Marshal Pan and the former empress dowager Zeng that Prime Minister Hu could preside over the demotion of the faint emperor when necessary.

Although Wu Xiqin was born in a poor family, she is very righteous. She doesn't take advantage of cheap things, take advantage of others, and avoids the dirty things between men and women.After marrying Hu San, she was diligent, thrifty, filial, and passed down poetry and etiquette to the family.Fat Xishi's hooking up with the emperor today is by no means flattery, she has two purposes: one is that she really wants to identify the origin of this big family Zhang?The second is that Hua Shixiong is so flattering this Zhang, what does he mean?Of course, Lao Huazi and her man are sworn brothers, she doesn't know it.Xiqin didn't mean to monitor and spy on Lao Huazi.She was just curious, is it possible for a great prime minister to get close to merchants and wealthy households (even if he is extremely wealthy)?The more you don't understand, the more you want to understand. This is Wu Xiqin's original character.

After three tastes of food and five rounds of wine, Zhang Dahu's eyes are already drunk and half-clear.The emperor stood up unsteadily, patted fat Xi Shi on the shoulder, and said with a smile:

"Ai, Ai, Aifei, after returning to the palace, I, I will make you the wife of a first-class town. Tonight we will be that, that, that..."

Zhang Dahu's remarks were almost heard by all those present: ah!This person in front of me is the emperor, Hua Shixiong is having a private banquet today, and making a fool of himself, is that okay?However, at this time, not many people dared to be angry, and even fewer dared to speak out.Who has nothing to do with an egg against a rock, unless his egg is a fossil egg.One is the emperor and the other is the deputy prime minister, the number one and the third in charge of the country's government, who can afford it?Hey, there were two more people who didn't show up, and people remembered that Prime Minister Hu and Deputy Prime Minister Wang Xiaowu didn't show up.It's not bad that two important figures are missing for such a big event, and it looks like there will be a good show in the future.

The young emperor served wine to help the hero, and was so teased by the two beautiful beauties that he couldn't hold back. He became angry and shouted, "Come on, let's drive back to the palace! I want to spend a good time with these two concubines in the palace!" Xiao."

Everyone turned their attention to Hua Shixiong, to see how the resourceful old Hua would handle this matter?Hua Shixiong thought: He gave up the golden bell, he must not compete with today's emperor, his arm can't twist his thigh, he has to admit it if he doesn't.As for the fat lady, he couldn't tell whose wife it was, this matter had to be negotiated.So he got up immediately and ordered the big sedan chair to wait on him.The emperor's dragon chariot is not in the prime minister's mansion, so it is quite possible to tidy up the sedan chair that Taishi Hua is riding on.The emperor was already drunk, and he didn't pay much attention to it. Seeing that it was a sedan chair, he was helped into it. Before he could sit still, he stretched out a hand from the curtain of the sedan chair and kept shaking it, shouting:

"Two concubines, you two should come and get on the sedan chair quickly!"