Merry Eunuch Lang

Hu San's wife didn't come home for a long time, but Hu San was still able to hold his breath.Going to a friend's house as a guest, what can go wrong?At worst, drink a few more glasses, make a fool of yourself and send someone back.But the more I waited, the more I felt something was wrong. The time was almost up, and if I had to wait until dawn, there would be no result.Hu San took off his clothes and the person on the bed was dressed neatly again, and went straight to Vice Prime Minister Hua's mansion in a sedan chair.Hua Shixiong drank too much a few days ago, and now he is pouring tea, white fungus soup, eating raw lotus root slices, and chewing garlic cloves to sober up!Hearing Hu San's visit, he immediately stood up and went straight to the gate without wearing any shoes.The two people he was most afraid of in Hechao, one retired to the second line and the other was Hu San.He was even more afraid of Prime Minister Hu than Pan You'an.Pan You'an is a careless and informal person, it's not that he has forgotten about it.Hu San is different. This person is thoughtful and good at calculating. If anyone frowns, he can figure out what you are worried about.This person is too big to dare to provoke and can't afford to provoke!Hu San didn't come to the banquet in the morning, and he secretly rejoiced that there was no troublesome person, but what kind of trouble did he come to the door in the middle of the night?

Hu San went straight to the point and said bluntly: "Lao Hua, I didn't come to treat you in the morning because of something, and it was your sister-in-law who came to replace me. It makes sense logically, but what about people nowadays?"

It took Hua Shixiong a long time to recall, but he couldn't remember who his sister-in-law was anyway. He went through the women who were present during the day one by one, and finally he thought of the fat woman who was very juicy.He also met once when he was in Liantang Town, but later on, Old Hu was skinny, and no one saw his wife again.If it was her, it would be bad.But there is no one else, and the gift list, the calligraphy is first-class, unique in the world, why didn't he think of it at the time?Now it seems that this woman must be Mrs. Hu.After all, Hua Shixiong is Hua Shixiong, he turned his head and immediately pushed the matter aside, saying:

"Third Brother, you don't know something. After the banquet, I wanted to send my sister-in-law to the mansion myself, but the emperor insisted on inviting my sister-in-law to the palace to talk. Do you think I can stop this matter?"

"What, what, you mean the emperor..." Hu San was surprised.

"That's right, except the emperor, who would dare to disturb the prime minister's wife in the middle of the night?" Hua Shixiong pretended to be helpless.

"Well, I will enter the palace overnight." Hu San didn't ask the emperor how he got to Washington.

"Brother, how about we go together?"

"Forget it, you continue to wake up your bar!"

"Third brother, is there any news about the eldest brother recently?" Hua Shixiong followed behind the sedan chair and asked.

"No." Hu San replied coldly.

It is a common practice that the women whom the emperor wants to favor must be taken care of by the respect room.The respect room has a set of special institutions.There are more than a dozen strong eunuchs and a considerable number of court ladies. The staff of this department must undergo certain skills training and confidentiality education.All concubines named by the emperor to accompany them at night will be bathed, cleaned by the staff of the respect room, brushed their teeth and mouth, combed and dressed, and then put on bedding (the thickness of the bedding depends on the weather) and are carried directly into the emperor's palace. Lying on the couch, as for the next step, that is the emperor's own business.Today, this matter happened suddenly, and it was not dealt with by the respect room, and the deacons and eunuchs could not do these tasks, so they led the two well-dressed women directly to the emperor's bedroom.

It has been more than three years since the emperor came to Beijing at the age of 15 and ascended the dragon throne. It is impossible to count how many important state affairs he has handled during the three years, but how many women he favored can be converted.Except for the emperor occasionally going out to eat wild food in the past few days (unsuccessful), the rest of the time is basically hanging out with his concubines and so on in the palace.Among the people who are related to the emperor, there are famous ones, such as the empress: Concubine Shu, Shuyuan, Shuyi, Zhaoyi, Xiuhua, Xiurong, Xiuyi, Jieyu, Ronghua, Chonghua, the following There are also an unknown number of beauties and talents and so on.There is also no name, that is, the emperor is like the only mature rooster in the harem, whichever woman he falls in love with, this woman becomes his daily necessities on the bed that night.One person has one temper, one buttock has one other.Since ancient times, the emperors have not been the same. There are those who are more dedicated like Li Longji, those who are as dissolute as Yang Guang, and those who are like the little emperor now.Calculated in this way, the emperor favors a woman every night (two people are counted as one time), and about a thousand women have fallen into his hands in three years.Of course, if he continues to be emperor, he is still young, and how many women he can enjoy in his life can only be determined according to the actual situation, and there is no need for unrealistic estimates.

It sounds like a big joke that a master in love can't conquer two weak women.

The emperor's only goal now is to get these two women to take off their clothes and sleep on the bed with him, but he can't say it directly, he can only slowly introduce this topic.

"Are you the emperor?" Before the emperor could speak, the fatter of the two girls spoke first.

"I am."

"I don't ask if you are true or not, I ask if you are the real emperor?"

"I am the emperor! Can this be faked?" This time the emperor said it very simply, leaving no room for the woman to mess around.

"Is the emperor the greatest official in the world?" If you dare to ask such a question in front of the emperor, it seems that the fat woman is definitely not an ordinary woman.

"Of course, the emperor is the son of heaven. He is in charge of the world, owns the world, has everything, and is omnipotent." The emperor patiently explained the work, which has never happened before.

"So the emperor can invite other people's wives to sleep in the palace?" The fat woman had a sharp mouth.

"Well..." The emperor pondered for a while before resolutely saying, "Of course not, there are countless women in the emperor, and they can't afford to eat from the bowl and think about the pot, and compete for other people's leftovers."

"Then why didn't the emperor inquire whether we are married or not, and randomly summon us to accompany the king?"

"I'm not! I'm not anyone's woman, but I am willing to be the emperor's woman. If, if the emperor is willing..." The girl named Diao Jinzhong finally interjected, judging from her language, she is also very It's an ordinary weak woman.

Fat Xishi looked at the little girl who was miserable just now and suddenly announced that she would marry the emperor, she couldn't help but burst out laughing, and said:

"Sister, please go ahead. I have to make my own decision. It is beyond reproach that my own body can be my own decision."

The emperor, who was standing coldly aside, couldn't help laughing dumbly, and said: "You two have different opinions, so you can't blame me for that!"

Wu Xiqin resolutely said: "Your Majesty, everyone has their own ambitions and cannot be avoided. My sister is willing to follow the emperor and let her go. But it is really difficult for a woman to obey the kindness of the Holy Majesty."

"My concubine, since you call yourself a civilian woman, tell me which family you are from, why you came to Washington, and how did you drink at the same table with me? To be honest, if you tell a lie, Committed the crime of deceiving the emperor, it will destroy the nine clans!"

Wu Xiqin smiled slightly, and said: "The emperor wants to kill, just kill him. The husband of the civilian woman is a mere incompetent person. If he said something insulting to the saint, it's okay not to say it. As for why the civilian woman mixed up in Washington, and When Gao climbed up to the emperor, the responsibility lay with Washington, not with the women. If people forcibly invited the women to accompany the wine, how could the women refuse to obey? Besides, the women at the time only knew that the person sitting in the seat was Zhang Dahu, not the emperor, so they did not I have the intention of deceiving the king."

Fat Xishi spoke eloquently, calmly, with a pretty face, slightly reddish, with eye to eye, eyebrow to eyebrow, very affectionate.There are many women in the world, but there are very few lovely ones, especially like the one in front of you. If you hold her in your arms and sleep for a night, this life is enough.It doesn't matter if it's a public woman or not, so what if it's an official woman?The emperor thinks so, and hastened to send an order to the respect room, to take care of the two new concubines as usual, and notify the relevant departments to register, and I will make this woman the prospective empress tomorrow.

Just after delivering the decree, another deacon and eunuch rushed to report:

"There is the grand master of this dynasty, the chief official of the six ministries, Hu Rugui, Prime Minister Hu, Master Hu, who has urgent business to meet with the Holy Majesty!"