Merry Eunuch Lang

After Zhang Dahu got on the sedan chair, he kept waving for Diao Jinzhong and Fat Xi Shi to also get on the sedan chair and enter the palace with him.Needless to say, hanging golden bells, I can't wait to become an emperor and concubine immediately!Fat Xi Shi hesitated for a while, she knew that the harem was not an ordinary place, and it was not a place where anyone could go if they wanted to.At this moment Hua Shixiong was a little anxious, he was afraid that Fat Xi Shi's inability to enter the palace would anger the Holy Majesty, blame him, and settle the old and new scores together, if he can't eat, he has to walk around!He summed it up and said that he had to pass the current hurdle, so he took a step forward and told Wu Xiqin quietly, "Don't worry, madam, just get on the sedan chair. It's just a joke. I'll explain it to the lord."

After Lao Huazi's actions, Fat Xishi's heart became active, and she thought: the harem is not a dragon's pond or a tiger's den, his husband is the present grand magistrate, even if the emperor's little child has evil intentions, he may not be courageous, what should he do?Old Huazi has said it all, and the right is a joke.Lao Hu has to make him hurry up, lest the husband and wife be together every day, without wind or waves, flat and plain, like eating rice without salt and drinking water without tea, what taste does it have?Thinking so, she jumped onto a big sedan chair and went straight to the palace.

After getting off the sedan chair, the emperor breathed a sigh of relief. He still had some lingering fears about his abrupt and adventurous move. Fortunately, he met Hua Xiangguo. Anyway, he returned to the palace safely, and he also picked up two stunning beauties for nothing. , this trip was not in vain.According to his original plan, the first big thing after returning to the palace is to arrest the butler in Washington, first hit him with two hundred killing sticks, let him recognize Lao Tzu as a dog, and then put him on death row for him Let's die slowly.But now the situation has changed, there are more important things to do here, and he can't care about those.

After the emperor washed, bathed and changed his clothes, he finished his royal meal and drank fragrant tea. He ordered the royal performance troupe to come and play, sing, dance and dance in front of his imperial couch.The emperor had something on his mind, and he was no longer interested in this kind of cliché. He estimated that the time was almost up, so he urgently ordered the deacon and eunuch Xuanxin's two concubines to come to serve and accompany the king.

The deacon and eunuch were stunned as soon as they left the house: "My new concubine, when and what time does this newcomer refer to?"I have no name or surname, and I don’t know which palace or garden it is. Where can I announce it?They didn't dare to ask the emperor, what should they do now?The deacon and eunuch had no choice but to ask the old manager for instructions. Naturally, the manager has changed to a new person, and Pan You'an was in this position before.Of course, the manager's qualifications in the palace are also very old, and he has a lot of information, so he frowned and thought about it, and said:

"You two bastards, hurry up and check with the guards of the guards at the gate of the harem, if there are any new women in the past few days, just have a stool."

The two deacons and eunuchs left, and the old eunuch was quite puzzled after thinking about it: all women who enter the palace have their household registrations, which means that they are all registered here.It has been almost half a year since he has selected beauties to enter the palace. It's not that the emperor doesn't need it, but the boss, Marshal Pan You'an, has already confessed that if he chooses beauties to enter the palace, he should at least once every three years.Even after three years, it must be approved by the ministers of the court before it can be implemented.So the boss is the clearest on this point.However, this new monarch has become less self-confident recently, and sometimes sneaks out of the palace, could it be...

Although the emperor's brain is very shrewd, he is still a half-child after all.At that time, when Marshal Pan presided over the selection of him into the palace, his father, the old prince, had passed away.Said that the old prince is very ashamed, and if he is still alive, he is only 40 years old.The reason why people without diseases died so early was not because they had too many wives.All the emperors and princes regarded marrying unlimited wives as an advantage, and if they didn't marry, they would not marry.Everyone knows this, but they don't talk about it.

Pan You'an and others chose this little prince to sit in the palace at that time, mainly considering his uncomplicated background and simple social relations, and none of his grandmother and stepmother resembled Wu's Mei Niang.

One of the relatives who accompanied the emperor into the palace was his stepmother, that is, the former concubine. The mother of the former concubine was the son (successor) of the noble, and now it is logical to become the empress dowager.The first concubine was not very nosy by nature, she only cared about eating and having fun (he served as the general convener of the Harem Ma Association), she couldn't control the emperor, she didn't want to control it, and she didn't want to control it, now that he has grown up, what is he willing to do? let him go.The other is the emperor's own grandmother, who is now the empress dowager. The old lady entered the palace at the age of 16 and accompanied the previous prince for four years.The empress dowager's natal family has no one, and the only relative in her in-law's family is the half-grown emperor. She doesn't care how many wives her grandson marries, and she doesn't care about the trivial matters inside and outside the palace. She just counts her great-grandsons and great-granddaughters every day.The big palace is full of people related to her and her grandson. There are successors, and the old lady is so happy all day long that she can't keep her mouth shut.

The two deacons and eunuchs turned around and turned around, and finally found the two new concubines.Strictly speaking, they didn't find it, but the two new concubines delivered it to their door.As soon as Fat Xishi and Diao Jinzhong entered the palace with the emperor, they immediately followed the emperor's order with a few old maids to accompany them to Yuqing Pool to take a bath and wait for orders.These two people don't know the way, but the maids know it well, and they are even more aware of the importance of these two beauties to the emperor.They served them carefully and asked the eunuchs to bathe and massage the two of them.The two of them were not used to it at first, and couldn't accept being served by naked men, but after a sneak peek, it turned out that it was..., it turned out to be a bunch of trash, and they were relieved.After washing and scrubbing, it was also these nondescript men who dressed them up. Only then did they understand the role of these men in the palace. They not only do physical work, but also do technical work.I have dressed up and dressed up, but I don’t let others wear a decent dress, so I wrap myself in a thin blanket.They said they wanted to eat, and some maids and eunuchs brought small bowls and fed her a few sips of soup, porridge, or porridge.

After all, Diao Jinzhong had never seen much of the world. At first she was afraid, but she couldn't tell what she was afraid of. Trembling, fear, and tears were intertwined.Fat Xi Shi comforted her and said:

"Sister, don't be afraid, I will do everything! At that time, my sister will be your master. If anyone dares to bully you, I will let your brother-in-law kill him!"

"Brother-in-law? Who is brother-in-law?" Diao Jinzhong asked in a low voice.

"Don't ask so many questions, your brother-in-law is a very big official anyway." Fat Xi Shi said broadly.

"Is it older than the emperor?" Diao Jinzhong wanted to marry the emperor but was afraid that there would be too many rules in the palace. If any one was violated, it would be a big trouble.When she heard that a very powerful brother-in-law appeared on the way, she was skeptical.

"Of course not, but the emperor is also afraid of him, no, no, he is not afraid of the emperor. Anyway, I can't tell clearly, and you will know when the time comes." Wu Xiqin was a little speechless when she talked about men with her eloquent mouth.

The eunuch and maid who were in charge of the affairs hadn't seen anyone come to announce it for a long time, so they couldn't bear to go out to inquire about the news, but they happened to run into two stupid deacon eunuchs.