Merry Eunuch Lang

No one knew what kind of medicine Pan Lang was selling in his pocket?Of course there is Niu Er, but Niu Er is just a cheater of food and drink, he doesn't care so much about trivial matters!

Pan Youan smiled slightly at the girl in red and said, "Princess (actually she is not a princess, she is just the princess's agent), please help me introduce you, can we participate in the martial arts competition?"

"Of course!" the woman in red was overjoyed, "If you and other experts participate, this year's martial arts competition will be ten times more prosperous. After I become the Lord of the Ming Dynasty, you can go directly to the capital to compete. It's simple and simple , other procedures are not required, as long as one of you wears the red scarf I gave you, the little girl, on your head."

Yin Tianxue and others were silent, and they were even more confused about her husband's move.Everyone can't help but secretly speculate: Could it be that Pan Lang is tired of living in the island and wants to change the environment?Being a son-in-law can't be worth traveling to such a small remote place?What's more, the state of Dayue has his ready-made position of son-in-law.There is also the Hun King Breda, Tian Shanxue's elder brother is also his eldest brother-in-law Zuoxian King Breda thinks that his handsome brother-in-law is going crazy.I have sent letters and books many times, looking for an opportunity to compete with brother-in-law Pan, drink and get drunk to see the outcome!At worst, it would be nice to go to Shangguan Leopard in Shuanglong Shanzhai!Shangguan Xue's father treated this half-son's son-in-law like a god like a pearl.Also, there are still many places to go, my husband has friends all over the world, Nanqiao's family has now allocated a large area of ​​the eunuch's old mansion, and it is convenient to eat, live, play, and play, and now it is rich.Where is bad, where is good, better than here!However, the ladies don't want to disrespect your husband, let him do whatever he wants, even if he wants to marry an ugly daughter-in-law from the Yelang Kingdom, let him do it!

On the second day, the road was opened, and all the passes were passed very easily. Everyone thought that this might be due to the red scarf of the red-clothed woman on Xueli's red head!No one questioned them, and some people saw them from a distance and gave way voluntarily. Their eyes and expressions were more awe-inspiring than distinguished guests.I didn't expect a red scarf to have such a great magic power, it is even many times more powerful than the customs clearance disc.

After walking for about three days, they finally arrived at Heiyumu, the capital of Yelang Kingdom.It took so long not because of the size of Yelang Kingdom, but because there was a walker among them.Niu Er didn't know how to ride a horse, so Pan You'an agreed to hire him an ox cart instead.But people along this road either have no cows, or have cows but are not cows that pull carts. The unlucky cows have to use their two legs to play their roles and specialties.Pan You'an's wives didn't like this man who was dirty and sloppy, who was capable of almost anything and only relied on his mouth to get around the world.They wished that this stinky man would leave their team sooner, but Pan Lang didn't say anything, and Niu Er refused to leave, so they had no choice but to let him follow behind them like a fly.

The number of participants was quite large, and many boys and girls from poor families wanted to use this as a springboard to change their lives.Thinking about it, in fact, if we achieve our goal, there is still a very difficult and dangerous road to go.Some people lost their lives because of this, and some people named Luosunshan were excluded.Only a few lucky guys have the opportunity to climb to the top and become the treasures of the royal family.

Pan You'an's team went all the way to the end.Follow the country when you enter the country, wear a straw hat.They strictly followed the master's regulations, each time three players played, the others could take turns to play, only Niu Er's starting position was unshakable.The results of each competition can be imagined, that is, the worst Ginkgo Dundup has never been defeated, but Niu Er is a thief and a lawsuit, and if he persists, he may be beaten to death.Niu Baoguo said with a mournful face:

"Brother, don't let me embarrass you. If you don't like your brother and want him to die, just kick me to death. Why use the Qiang knife to kill me?"

Pan You'an smiled and said: "Brother, the ancients said that when the sky is about to send a great mission to a man, he must first suffer from his will, exhaust his muscles and bones, starve his body and skin, empty his body, and disturb his actions. Zeng Yi can't do anything. Don't worry, great things are waiting for you!"

Niu Er's head was shaking like a windmill, and he didn't understand a word, not a single word.Pan You'an explained for a long time, and Niu Er finally understood the general idea.But there was one sentence that he heard most clearly, saying that there was a great good thing waiting for him, what great good thing could he have?He didn't know if it was Pan Ge who cheated on him. Pan Ge was a man of righteousness, but sometimes he talked a lot, and his ghosts were very big, so he didn't fool him once or twice.It was the first time to report such a big military situation, but he didn't fulfill his promise, so he only gave 20 taels of silver.

The moment of the final decisive battle finally arrived. Apart from the unshakable Niu Er, Pan You'an and Yin Tianxue fought in person.Their opponents are the rainbow beard and beard, the ugly woman with pockmarked face and the handsome boy in black from Old Turtle Country.

This fierce battle was actually predetermined by King Yiji. After a few days of competition, he has already discovered the extraordinaryness of these two teams.One team is led by a boy in white, and the other team is led by a handsome guy in black. No matter which one he likes very much, he can be his son-in-law.

Niu Erniu Baoguo thought it was the time limit, and followed behind crying.Pan You'an called him to a secluded place, and confessed a few words like this.

Niu Er half-believingly asked: "Brother, do you think I can do it?"

"Is it okay, just this once, if you pee your pants, your life will be over. Remember what I said?"

Niu Er was encouraged, as if he had been injected with chicken blood, he walked into the arena boldly with his neck raised and his head raised.

The referee will play first, and draw lots to determine the order of appearance of the two teams.On Pan You'an's side, the first person to appear was Yin Tianxue, and on the Old Turtle Country's side was the bearded one.It only took Yin Tianxue less than three rounds to kick the bearded shit.The second two families to appear on the stage were Niu Er's pockmarked woman. The pockmarked woman on her face was about to burst out in order to fight for her son's son-in-law.She was sure that Niu Er would give a big shout, and a tiger would jump on Niu Er's head.It was too late to say it, and then it was too fast, Niu Er ran away, running, and suddenly his belt loosened and his pants fell off.Although the pockmarked woman is a bit old, men and women are different after all, she is an old woman who can never ride on a man's bare buttocks.The pockmarked woman slammed on the brakes, taking this opportunity Niu Er pulled up his trousers and returned to his team, needless to say who learned the trick of taking off his trousers.That's right, even though he lost someone once, he chose his life. Otherwise, the pockmarked woman was eager to snatch the son-in-law, how could she let him go to protect the country?

Several referees came together to discuss it, and it was decided that Niu Er lost the game.The third game to determine the outcome began, and the man in black tried his best to put Pan You to death.Although Pan You'an and the boy in black were almost similar in age and martial arts, they were far behind in terms of resume.Pan You'an is an old thief who has been in battle for a long time, and the young man is a young man with a lot of skills.Pan You'an originally wanted to leave the boy with a small life, but then he thought about it, a man should not behave like a child for state affairs, and if this person becomes a climate in the future, it will be a worry in his heart, so he decided to use the trick of "grandmother on the kang" .The guy in black just had a good fight, but he didn't expect this guy to throw punches out of routine, which made him lose his mind.Especially the last "grandmother on the kang", put his hands on his shoulders, and raised his legs into the air. When he was about to scold someone, he kicked his back and his heart.The boy couldn't stand upright and fell on his back.

The pockmarked woman lost her man and lost her son in a flash. She took off her pants like Niu Er, and performed little Yangko dances all over the place.