Merry Eunuch Lang

When the emperor heard that Hu Rugui was going to face the saint in the middle of the night, he was really angry.Secretly scolded: "This Hu San, I just accepted the second concubine, and the house hasn't been consummated yet? Why did he come to the harem to find trouble after hearing some rumors? This is obviously because he has a bit of bullshit power in his hands, so he doesn't want to marry him at all. Do you care about the Ninth Five-Year Lord? If it continues like this, he will soon become Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, and this kid will naturally become Wei Wenwen, Cao Pi, and Cao Ziheng."

The emperor was furious, and Long Yan was displeased, but he dared not invite Hu Xiang into the palace without announcing the decree.His hair hasn't even grown yet!The emperor muttered a few words in a low voice, and muttered:

"Xuan, hurry, hurry up and Xuan Prime Minister enters the palace!"

As soon as Hu San entered the emperor's inner room, he kowtowed on the ground. The emperor pretended to be downgraded to greet him, and shouted in his mouth:

"Brother Xiang didn't say hello in advance when he came. I would like someone to prepare some appetizers, and we two brothers can also have a few drinks! Who are you and me? Who knocked at the door? That's Let outsiders see it, so avoid it!"

The seniority of the emperor and Hu San and Hu San's prestige in the court made Xiangfu a little higher, and made Xiangxier lower.Hu San doesn't care too much about calling him whatever he wants, just call him!

When the emperor said "No", Hu San's head was knocked down.Lao Hu is completely angry with the emperor, he is not capable, and his mind is not upright, so he wants to take power and take care of things. The court always wants to keep others from speaking, and he alone has the final say.How old is he?It's not Big Brother Pan and brothers, can he take the throne?He forgot to dig the well, and demolished the bridge when he crossed the river. It seems that this fool will have to replace him sooner or later.However, the change of the court is different from the change of the six ministers, even if a prime minister is removed, it will not take that much trouble.Although Hu San has the power to set up and abolish, but if the person in front of him is to move his seat, I am afraid that there will be hailstorms if there is no earthquake, the emperor, the emperor, the gods don't speak, are the emperors so easy to move?Otherwise, his own life would be in danger.Hey, this can be regarded as a hemp rod to beat a wolf with fear at both ends!Hu San thought.

The emperor opened his golden mouth first, spoke jade words, and said: "Brother Xiang, what is the most important state affairs in the middle of the night, let's talk about it!"

Hu Sandao: "It's nothing serious!"

He really couldn't tell the truth truthfully, let alone ask the emperor to get his wife back directly.

"In this case, Hu Aiqing, please go back! I have begged for two concubines today, and I want to pamper you, so I won't accompany you." After all, the emperor is the emperor, so there is no need to beat around the bush.

The beads of sweat on Hu San's face were about to come down, it was about his family, it was a small matter for others, but it was a big thing for him, he had to say it even if he didn't dare to say it:

"Your Majesty, wait!"

"What else is there?" The emperor was a little impatient.

"Your wife went to Washington for a drink today, but she hasn't returned yet." Hu San still wanted to save his wife by cursing.

"Your wife has gone too, why didn't I see you?" The emperor said anxiously, "望" was changed to "I".

"Your Majesty, according to Prime Minister Hua, my wife may have drunk too much and strayed into the palace to chat with someone." Hu San saved face for the Emperor.

"Old Hu, I can't help you if you say that. The harem is so big, and your wife is looking for someone who has no name or surname. What do you think I can do?" The emperor made a second mistake and used "I" again. Character.The emperor added, "Brother Hu, don't worry about the safety of the palace. Why don't you go back first. If you don't come home tomorrow morning, I will send people to search from house to house. I'm not afraid that she won't be found, as long as she is still in the palace. "

Hu San has never suffered such a useless attitude in his life!What kind of prestige did he follow the little eunuch brother to eliminate the rebel king, expand the territory, and eradicate Japanese pirates?Why is he timid in the hands of a little baby today? His wife is about to become someone else's possession, yet he dare not say it out loud.When Hu San thought of this, he wished he could twitch his mouth. When the matter came to an end, he had to say it, so he went all out and said:

"Your Majesty, I heard that my wife entered the palace with the Emperor. My wife is about 22 or [-] years old. She has a southern accent. She is tall and big. She is a fat woman."

Isn't this a missing person notice from the harem?The emperor patiently listened to Hu San's words, and just about to say something sarcastic, he suddenly realized that the person who called himself a "folk woman" just now was the prime minister's wife?The emperor's surprise is no small matter, even if the emperor owns the world, he can't covet the prime minister's wife!If this word is passed on, wouldn't it make people laugh out loud?Just when the emperor was about to issue an imperial decree to suspend the sending of the two concubines to the couch, he suddenly heard the deacon and eunuch singing in a high-pitched voice:

"Qizou the emperor, the two ladies have finished washing and taking care of themselves, and are now waiting outside the palace."

This time, it's time to sweat beads on the emperor's head.He squinted at Hu San, like a cat that has stolen food, and preached in a low voice:

"Go, go, carry it down!"

"Carry, carry it down? Your Majesty, what exactly does this 'down' refer to?" The deacon and eunuch were smart this time, and vowed to ask clearly.Otherwise, if the ladies lift it to the wrong place, it will be a matter of losing their heads.

"If I tell you to carry it, you can carry it. What am I in charge of?" The emperor used the wrong title again.

The deacons and eunuchs didn't dare to be troublesome, they stepped back out of the palace gate, waved their hands, and signaled the eunuchs who were carrying them to rest in place for the time being, waiting for their punishment.

According to the rules in the palace, all the concubines who are called by the emperor himself (also called flop) will be carried by four eunuchs to the imperial couch on a stretcher after they have been bathed and rectified, and the emperor will decide on the next step. .When the emperor operates, there are usually two court ladies and two eunuchs serving in front of the imperial court. The court ladies and eunuchs should neither be too close to the front nor too close to each other. Embarrassment is the standard!

There are many examples of stretchers being carried to the front of the emperor and then carried back. The reason is that the emperor suddenly changed his mind or carried the wrong person.But there are almost no cases where the emperor changed his mind due to external reasons, not to mention that this is in the palace, the emperor can't speak well here, how can he mobilize thousands of horses and thousands of troops?

Today's event is a bit special, probably it has never happened since ancient times: Prime Minister Hu had to wait to get his wife back, and the emperor had to spit out the fat that the emperor had eaten and sent it to someone else.

After the stretcher was carried out, the emperor and Hu San didn't take the initiative to speak, and they remained in a stalemate like this, as if there were two wax figures sitting in the emperor's bedroom.

Fat Xi Shi was lying on a stretcher and was thinking about how to get through this.She guessed that her husband should have gone to the inner palace. She didn't know how Hu San negotiated with the emperor, but she knew that her husband's power was so great that even the emperor would be terrified.If her husband can't come to the palace to rescue her on time, she will go all out and make a fuss in the palace.The emperor is shameless, what face does she care about?