Merry Eunuch Lang

Although there are four people carrying a stretcher, after all, after a long time, the shoulders will hurt and the arms will be sore. The eunuchs are lazy. They heard that they can rest in place and wait for orders. The carried stretcher was gently put down on the spot.

Wu Xiqin was worried that she would not be able to jump out of the hot bed, when she suddenly saw the stretcher placed on the ground, her chance came.What a fat Shih Tzu, regardless of 21, she is someone who has been there anyway, besides a real man in the palace, the others are either women or gelding, what is so scary about a naked woman jumping out of a woman's world?

Wu Xiqin is not purely naked, she is still covered with a sheet.Because he just took a bath, his hair was not combed or tied, and his face, head, and attire were all designed according to the emperor's preferences.

A woman with disheveled hair and a naked body wrapped in a sheet was running wildly in the harem, and Wu Xichen was crying and shouting:

"What place is this? I want to go home, my man is waiting for me at home!"

She kept moving her position to let more people know about her. She accidentally entered the palace by mistake. No one is to blame for this. The big deal is that the guards are not strict or she broke into the palace gate. What crime should I say What a crime.

Although the imperial palace is large, the news spread quickly because of its isolation from the outside world.In addition to the emperor being the number one leader in the palace, there are several competent departments: one is the empress, and the position of empress is currently under the jurisdiction of Ning Guifei Ning Hong.The second is the empress dowager, the emperor's stepmother is having a great time with her friends from the Ma Association, so I don't care about other people's smears this time around!The third is the Empress Dowager, the old lady counted her great-grandsons and great-granddaughters for a day, she was tired, and she went to bed early to rest, and it was impossible for her to get dressed and go to the field.The fourth is the manager. The chief manager is a smart man who knows how to deal with affairs. He knows the affairs of the royal family very well.He knew all about this matter today and must not interfere, so he pretended to be deaf and dumb.The four managers went to three houses, leaving Ning Hong as the acting queen.Apart from humming while doing that, Empress Ning had another problem, which was that she absolutely had to take extra care of all the women the emperor had slept with.In the past, she was an ordinary concubine who couldn't manage the emperor's affairs, but now that she is a acting empress with more power, she can naturally manage more affairs.One of the most famous tricks she used to take care of those women was to "burn the thatched grass", either with candles or torches, until the parts of those women favored by the emperor were burned to barren land.This method is both poisonous and ruthless but also effective. The woman who has been tortured is miserable, but it is inconvenient to tell others that if the emperor flips her sign again, she will be free from battle for at least half a year.Over and over again, over time, the emperor gradually became estranged from this woman and gradually forgot about it.

Empress Ning heard that there was a naked woman running around in the palace, something strange happened, she immediately sent a few maids and eunuchs to "invite" the woman to the East Palace for a closer look.In fact, Ning Hong's palace is not the East Palace yet, and the East Palace where the empress lives has not been vacated yet. Ning Hong can't wait to change her own palace to the East Palace.

After a while, Wu Xiqin with disheveled hair was invited to the East Palace (temporary name). Ning Hong took a closer look at her rival in love (at least she thought so), and suddenly felt a little ashamed. Although this woman was disheveled (at all no clothes), but there is an air of arrogance and inviolability between the brows.Her facial features are perfectly matched. It is impossible to say where she looks the best, and it is impossible to determine which part of her is the best accessory.In short, she is a beautiful woman who makes men ecstasy, not to mention a beauty who can overwhelm the city and the country.Such a woman is a dangerous person, and the palace must not keep her, otherwise, sooner or later, she will act as her empress.At the same time, the flustered Queen Ning did not know how to deal with this uninvited guest who broke into the harem.To say that she broke into the palace without permission would be a bit of a stretch. The palace is not a temple fair. Whoever wants to enter can come in, and whoever wants to leave can go out?She must have some origins, Ning Hong thought.And the people who let her into the palace are by no means eunuchs and court ladies, whoever needs her will bring her into the palace.After such an analysis, Ning Hong'er fully understood that the emperor did not appoint a crown prince, his son was only one or two years old, and a one or two-year-old man could not be called a man. They did not need women, and the women they needed were their biological mothers and nurses. .It was the emperor and only the emperor who brought this woman into the palace. The emperor brought a woman into the palace not just for fun.Although the emperor is married, he can remarry.Not only can he remarry, but he can also remarry countless times. This is impossible to count. As long as the emperor is willing, his activities of marrying a daughter-in-law will never end until the day he stretches his legs and dies.

Ning Hong began to regret that she should not have brought this woman to the East Palace. According to her IQ and authority, she could not handle this case. "Fire-poured thatched grass" almost didn't dare to think about it. If it really burned, her place would also be burned to barren land. She didn't know what would happen?If the emperor's interest is spoiled, she may be thrown into the cold palace.In that way, her good days would be over, and her life would be meaningless.She couldn't make such a low-level mistake, but she was unwilling to send this woman away calmly, and finally she came up with an even more sinister and sinister plan: disfiguring this beautiful woman, so that she would not be provoked again. Seduce the man, and then quietly send her out of the palace.

Empress Ning Dai asked Fat Xi Shi, "Tell me how you got into the palace?"

Wu Xiqin didn't know this acting empress who had just been promoted, but from the analysis of her tone and style, this person was not an ordinary person in the palace.She calmed down a little, and said while thinking:

"Your Majesty, save me. I don't know how I got into the palace. It seems that I slept in a cart and was dragged into the palace in a daze."

"What's your man's business?" the acting queen asked.

"Vegetable seller." Wu Xiqin replied.

"Who took off your clothes?" The empress said coldly.

"I usually sleep naked. Our family doesn't like to wear clothes when we sleep. The reason why our family is poor is to save some fabric." Wu Xiqin finally found an excuse.

Ning Hong was not so easy to coax, she judged from Wu Xiqin's demeanor and tone of voice, she would never be an ordinary housewife, let alone a vegetable vendor's wife.But she wanted to find an excuse. As for how to expose her, she hadn't figured it out yet.While talking, the person sent out came back and told her quietly that everything had been taken care of: quietly sent the naked woman out through the back door, and then went to her when she didn't go far or when she wasn't paying attention. Throw sulfuric acid on your face.

After everything was settled, Empress Ning Dai said to Fat Xi Shi: "To tell you the truth, I am not a concubine, just a female officer in charge of the palace. I plan to send someone to let you out from the back door quietly. How are you going to thank me?"

"I asked my man to pick the best fresh vegetables and bring you two baskets." Wu Xiqin said generously.

"Okay, as long as you can enter the palace." Empress Ning Dai waved her hand and said.