Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch was fast, and that group of people was carrying a wounded soldier, so naturally they couldn't keep up.Besides, his purpose is to go north, not south, mainly to confuse people, so he can't go too far too fast.But after walking like this for a short time, I suddenly found that the walls of various towns and cities along the road were covered with notices to capture the imperial prisoner Pan Youan. His appearance, portrait, clothes, horses, weapons, etc. .In addition, there is a special note that although my name is a eunuch, sometimes I may do things that are not eunuchs.This sentence cannot be understood by others, and the little eunuch is of course like a mirror in his heart: Old thief Wang is leaving some leeway for his daughter, and he is afraid that if he speaks too blatantly, it will end badly for his daughter in the future.Pan You'an found it ridiculous: He was a dignified court official, appointed Minister of the Ministry of War, holding military power, and carrying a customs clearance edict issued by the emperor himself in his arms. He became a prisoner after only three days out of the house!From this, the little eunuch felt the great power of Wang Shugui, what does it mean to overwhelm the world and cover the sky with one hand?

The little eunuch guessed that the old thief's sight was already in the south instead of the north, and there must be heavy troops in ambush to the south, so he decided to turn his horse back and turn west to north.Instead of taking the main road or the small road, and not entering the town, I only choose small villages and small shops to stay overnight.

On this day, he stayed overnight in a village shop.When he was about to leave the next day, the waiter took his arm and said:

"Guest officer, go slowly."

The little eunuch was startled and thought he recognized him, so he said, "What's the matter?"

"From here, guest officer, there is a mountain more than ten kilometers away, named Langdang Mountain. Fifty or seventy bandits and bandits gathered in the mountain. They raided houses and robbed houses. It was so powerful. I saw that guest officer was alone, and it would be dangerous to go there. It’s better to stay for a few more days, and wait until there are a lot of people, and then go together or take a detour. Therefore, Xiao Ke said one more word, and I hope the guest officer will carefully consider it.”

Pan You'an sneered and said, "I'm the commander-in-chief of the three armies. Taking the head of a general from a crowd of ten thousand horses is like searching for something, but you scare me with a few thieves. Do you want to lie to me for a few more days? No money?"

Xiao Er shook his head and said, "It's really his family. The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds. The kindness is like the liver and lungs of a donkey. Since you are the commander of the three armies, why did you walk into my wild forest alone? I read You are alone, and you are frail and delicate. I kindly persuaded you, but you are doing the business of bragging and not paying taxes. Anyway, you go and just go, and you will suffer a lot when the time comes, so don’t blame me for not saying hello in advance!"

Pan Youan refused to listen, and urged the horse to go forward. The distance of more than ten miles was only a bag of cigarettes. Suddenly, a high mountain blocked the way.The forests on the mountainside are tall and densely covered with weeds. Occasionally, one or two goshawks pass by in the blue sky, and the birds in the silent mountain forest also sing unpleasantly.

At this time, Xiao Pan knew that the legend was not false, he dared not neglect, hurriedly urged the BMW horse under his crotch, and wanted to pass the mountain quickly.While walking, suddenly there was a loud noise of "choking and clanging", and immediately rushed down a group of people and horses.There are two people in the lead, one is riding a pitch-black mule, and the other is riding a tile-ashed donkey.The rider on the mule was a big black man, two meters tall and two (the current size), with a black head and a black face. His beard almost covered his whole face, his eyes were like copper bells, and his face was like a ghost.Wearing a black armor, wearing a black battle robe, holding two black hammers, from the appearance of weight, roughly estimated that the weight of the hammer is at least three hundred catties.The other rider, called a donkey, had a yellow and thin face, a gray head, a few yellow beards on his cheeks, which seemed to be there, his eyes were big and dull, his teeth were bared, and his mouth was fierce.Holding a dog-beating stick in his hand, although he may look weak, he looks very energetic, tight tights, and very neatly dressed.Seeing that Pan You'an held his horse with his head upright, as if he was defiant, he immediately raised his voice and shouted sharply:

"Who is coming?"

"Passing by!" Pan You'an replied lukewarmly.

"Hey, singing pop songs in a strong wind, you are not afraid of flashing your tongue? When others see our brother, they have already fucked up, and you can still stand and talk?"

"What do you want?" Pan You'an remained silent.

"Man," said the little man with a yellow beard, "you are also a smart man, so let's tell the truth. Now the mountains are in short supply of supplies, making ends meet, and there are many people eating, but few earning money. Look at us, as two, The masters of the three villages are also famous characters, and now there are no decent horses for their mounts. How about this, we will not embarrass you, keep your tall horse, count it as road money, you leave your people, we will go up How about our mountain?"

"Fuck your mother!" Pan You'an scolded, "You didn't open the mountains, you didn't plant the trees, I just passed by, why did you keep the horses?"

"Okay, you're ruthless! If you don't give me some strength, you really don't know how many times the Lord Ma has rolled his eyes. Brother, you go first, and I will hold you back."

The black-faced man didn't respond, and raised a three-hundred-jin hammer.Pan Youan shouted:

"Wait a minute!"

"how?"

"I can't kill the nameless ghost with my gun!"

"My name is Qi Guoyuan, and my brother's name is Li Rugui." The black-faced general roared.

Pan You'an knew that these two must be imposters and they had no real skills.Then he sneered and said:

"It turns out that the two are famous generals of the Sui and Tang Dynasties! At least they are hundreds of years old, right?"

"Stop talking, take your life!" The black-faced man swung his hammer and beat him.

Pan You'an knew that his hammer was heavy, so he didn't dare to be negligent, he raised his frame to meet him, and when he closed it, he knew it. It turned out that this kid was using an empty hammer just like his ancestors.Pan You'an began to play tricks secretly, a gun appeared and disappeared, only wandering around his lower three roads.In less than ten or so, Kong Zhong Jiang's black-faced sweat beads came down.Mouth screaming:

"The wind is tight, the wind is tight, Sahu Sahu!"

This is because Pan You'an saved him face, otherwise the ten Qi Guoyuans would have become Qi Hualian.Li Rugui knew his own ability, so he didn't dare to come forward to help, and it would be a waste of his life to go. Seeing that his brother couldn't resist, he hurriedly urged his younger brother to blow the horn to report the flood.

As I said before, the little eunuch's gun had a barb on it, and he walked three times, Qi Guoyuan's pants were in trouble.As soon as the gun was fired, a piece was torn off. In less than half an hour, the black man was almost naked.Li Rugui saw that he was wrong, raised his stick and shouted:

"All the little ones!"

Immediately, the pack of wolves surrounded the fierce tiger, and the red-eyed minion soldiers rushed forward screaming.The little eunuch was not in a hurry, pointing east and west, skillfully maneuvering around.The silver spear came out of the hole like a python, like a dragon raging in the sea, with a light wave, all the minion soldiers fell down.The black-faced man held his trousers in one hand and a hammer in the other, and he no longer wanted to fight.Li Rugui's fire stick is even more useless, he can only stand on the side and yell.Just at this time, the clapper rang loudly, and a heroic goddess flew down from the jungle on the top of the mountain. Pan Youan raised his eyes to follow the prestige, and saw that the female general was very majestic:

Sword eyebrows and phoenix eyes, bamboo nose and cherry mouth, face like peach blossoms, voice like silver bells, neither tall nor short, slim and well-proportioned, with a hero scarf on the head, and a scarlet robe, stern and hard to hide her beauty, without angering others, she is majestic, with hands Holding two swords, the cold light shines, and the heroine will appear in a thunderbolt.This is a Rakshasa woman descended from heaven, so why did the heroine get out of the mud?

The little eunuch shook his head, blinked, thinking that there was something wrong with his eyes, who is the female general in front of him, Ur Sultan?