Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch galloped on his horse, like a fish slipping through the net, like a bird out of a cage, like a runaway horse, he galloped all the way, and ran fifty miles out of the city gate in less than half an hour.The little eunuch raised his eyes and saw that the surroundings were quiet, with green mountains and blue waters.Turning to the left, the hillside is densely forested.Then he became more thoughtful, and quietly drove his horse into the mountain and hid in the jungle. Then he tied the horse to a tree, turned around alone, and carefully looked at the traces of passers-by on the road.

In a short while, more than a dozen horses came galloping like lightning, and when they reached the corner of the little eunuch, they stopped suddenly, raised their hands to raise their foreheads, and stopped to look around.

There was no movement for a long time, and the leader said:

"This kid is fast, could it be that he has already run far away." After finishing speaking, the boss raised his hand.

Immediately, more than a dozen horses ran away.

The little eunuch broke out in a cold sweat, as expected: The old thief has put so much effort into himself!In terms of strength, these dozens of strong thieves are not at all under my words.The problem is that if you kill these few, the old thief will increase his follow-up troops. How many people can he kill alone?Fortunately, it was said to go south at that time, and it is not known whether there was an ambush going north.If you go back to the capital here, it will be relatively safer. There is no turning back arrow when you open the bow, so can a good horse turn back?Going back like this, not to mention the old thief Wang's ridicule, maybe the stupid brother of the emperor said that he couldn't find a good place to play!The little eunuch thought about it for a long time, and felt that he could not reveal the direction of his way for the time being, so he simply tossed with the old thief for a while.The little eunuch has made up his mind, he saddles up his horse and heads south.

Just after walking about four or five miles away, he collided head-on with the group of people just now.Those few people turned back without seeing the figure, and the little eunuch passed among them like no one else.After walking a dozen steps, he turned back and asked:

"Big brothers, is the road ahead easy?"

"Let's go, let's go, hehe!" It was the man who looked like the boss just now who spoke.

"Where are you going?" the little eunuch asked again.

"Go south, go south, hehe!" said the same boss.

"How do you go south and go north?"

"Oh, that's what happened," the boss was clearly looking for words, "a guy lost something and wanted to go back and look for it."

"What is the important thing that so many people go back to look for it?"

"It's nothing important, forget it, don't look for it anymore." The boss greeted and said, "Brothers, if you don't look for anything, you will lose it if you lose it. Let's continue on our way! We happened to be with this big brother, everyone Be a companion, and have someone to take care of you along the way."

The guy turned his horse's head again with a whoosh.

"What business do you guys have going to the south?" Walking on the road, the little eunuch purposely found a way to talk to him.

"We're going to buy horses for the emperor." The boss replied without thinking.

"It turns out they are members of the family, disrespect and disrespect!" The little eunuch cupped his hands at this group of people.

"It's easy to talk, it's just a matter of eating! How about you, brother?" Usually the boss is the one who talks.

"I'm going to visit relatives. I have an old aunt in the south who I haven't seen for more than ten years. I want to go and see her."

"Brother, you are from the north according to your accent. Why do you have relatives in the south?" the boss said.

"My aunt married a foreign country. That's my aunt's business. You went to buy horses for the emperor, why did you go south? Didn't you hear that there are fine horses in the south?"

The boss said nonchalantly: "Take the opportunity of buying horses and come out for a walk. After playing, we will talk about buying horses."

The little eunuch smiled and said: "The money the emperor bought for the horse has become your travel expenses, are you brave enough?"

The boss blushed and said, "Brother, to tell you the truth, buying a horse is an excuse, but you are actually looking for someone."

"Looking for someone, who are you looking for?"

"Find a eunuch."

"Why are you looking for a eunuch?"

"The people in Xiangye's mansion sent a message that the eunuch should be found and killed, and no one will be left alive." When the boss said this, his eyes kept glancing at the little eunuch's face, with a proud look of catching a turtle in a jar .

"Why are you staring at my face? I'm not an eunuch." The little eunuch said with a grin.

"Brother," the boss said, "to tell you the truth, we followed you as soon as you left the city gate. We have never seen that eunuch, but you look exactly like him from the picture. So we followed, and we One of ten of you, if you want to run, you can’t run away. How about this, we won’t make it difficult for you, since you are a eunuch, there must be no such thing. You get off your horse and pee, if you pee standing up, the urine can urinate two feet, Just leave, our two families are fine."

The little eunuch smiled and said, "What's the problem? You don't need to get off the horse. I'll show you the urine."

After the little eunuch finished speaking, he put his gun on the saddle bridge, crossed his right leg across the horse's back, opened his robe and started to release water, which was a foot away.

Seeing this, a dozen or so strong men looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what to say.The boss refuses to obey, but still pesters, saying:

"Brother, it's not that we're unreasonable, even if that's the case, why don't you take off your pants and let us see clearly, so we can have an explanation when we go back. Didn't you hear that the officials can't help themselves?"

The little eunuch reprimanded: "Fuck your mother's shit! You let me pee, and I'll show you. Don't you think that a man who has no goods can bark so far? You tell me to take off his pants, and you don't go home Let your father take off his pants!"

The boss lost his mind and scolded: "Hey, you look like that dog eunuch. I don't know where you got a pissing thing out of it? The master has confessed that he would rather kill by mistake than let it go. Telling you to take off your pants I saved face for you, and said, is it life or face?"

The little eunuch said: "Why, I will die if I don't take off my trousers? Are you being too unreasonable? Come and try, boys? Which one comes first, or come together?"

These people naturally knew that if they were really young eunuchs, they had been a general of soldiers and horses, their martial arts were world-class, they had captured a female general, and shot the old Shanyu blind, how could they be opponents?A more mature and strong man was afraid that if things got stalemate, they would suffer if they fought, so he smoothed things over and said:

"Brother hero, don't be offended if our elder brother says something wrong. Everyone has seen that you are not a eunuch. If so, why do you need to take off your pants? I think it's fine. Don't cause misunderstanding. It's important for us to hurry."

The boss is the head of a hundred households, and because of his ability, he doesn't take the little eunuch seriously.Holding a half-length machete, he walked over and said:

"Brothers, get out of the way, let me see the tricks of this lottery!"

The little eunuch hated being called a lottery person the most in his life. He didn't want to care about it, but when he heard him speak arrogantly, he secretly thought of bad ideas.Seeing the boss approaching, he didn't talk to him, holding the gun with one hand, and stabbing when he was distracted.Seeing that the little eunuch shot too fast and couldn't dodge in time, the boss just turned around and exposed his back.The little eunuch is not a fuel-efficient lamp, the body of the gun turned down, stabbed straight at the boss's buttocks, and shot back.Hearing an "ouch", more than half a catty of flesh was hooked out of the boss's butt --- the point of the little eunuch's spear was barbed.The leader's machete fell to the ground, and the man rolled off the horse.

The little eunuch didn't change his urinating posture just now, he smiled and said: "Is there anyone else who wants to lose weight?"

These people knew that they were not opponents, who dared to step forward, got off their horses and bowed one after another, saying:

"Grandpa hero, the mistakes are all the faults of the little ones. Offending your old gods, how offending, I hope you will not be as knowledgeable as the little ones."

The little eunuch said: "It's a bit polite to say so, well, I have something to hurry, so I don't want to argue with you, let's go!"

After finishing speaking, the little eunuch walked along that leg, beat the horse and swung the whip, and walked away.

This group of people suffered a loss, and it is difficult to explain when they go back, and they are afraid that the little eunuch will get angry and cause trouble when they get close.After a little bandaging, he had no choice but to lift his head back on the horse and follow the little eunuch far behind.