Merry Eunuch Lang

Although there are countless beauties in the palace accompanying him, the little eunuch is still worried and frowning, because there is always a beautiful and vigorous figure in his mind---that is the lovely Uer Sultan.Ur-Sultan was the first and most beloved girl in his life. If Ur-Sultan gave birth to his child, the baby would be almost four years old now.He didn't know if he could find it or not, and he didn't know if Uer Sultan was married or not.Even if she became a female single, she might have married a fierce fan general and had several small fan babies.No matter what, look for it, meet, say a word, and your wish will come true.Because Wuer Sultan once left him a sentence: This life is the daughter-in-law of the Han family, and the surname of all sons and daughters is Pan.

The little eunuch is not a fool, he knows that the coveted old thief Wang Shugui never forgets to snatch his head, but in order to get rid of the pain of lovesickness, he finally decides to take a risky journey and go alone to the desert of the northern country to find the Dear woman, go and see how is the girl who once called him husband?

After dinner, the little eunuch ran to Bixia Palace alone, met the Queen Mother, and said:

"Queen, it's all right now, I want to go around."

"My lord, where do you want to go?"

"There is no exact number, so let's do the math wherever we go!"

"How many people do you want to bring?"

"Just me."

"You've been used to waiting since you were a villain. It's inconvenient to go out alone. If you choose one of the colorful ones, you'll have someone to take care of you on the way."

"Mom, I'm the only one. I want to be free. By the way, go to the folks and see how ordinary people live."

"I'm afraid you won't be safe on the road."

"If you can't save your own life, what big things can you do? Mother, don't worry."

"How long do you need?"

"It's hard to say how long it will be, maybe half a year to a year!"

"No, I will grant you a three-month leave. What if my mother misses you? There are still many things waiting for you to do inside and outside. You were not allowed for a day. It has been ten years since you entered the palace. Going out to play by chance, the child's temper has not changed. It's okay, go early and return early, and bring more silver taels on the way."

"Three months is three months." The little eunuch said.

"Tomorrow morning, I will tell you clearly in front of all the ministers. If you are too old to go to the court, people will say that you are missing!" The Empress Dowager laughed.

The next morning at the court, the little emperor was about to say: "If there is something to play, the court will be dismissed if there is nothing to do", when the little eunuch came out of the class and said:

"Long live my emperor, I have something to play."

"Emperor Brother, please speak."

"The minister is on leave for three months."

"What?"

"Chen's aunt is old and sick, and I want to visit her."

"where is it?"

"Jiangnan water town."

"Is it fun there? I also want to go for a walk."

"My brother, go make a stop first. I will write down all the good places, and then I will take the emperor to visit."

The little emperor wanted to argue, but suddenly felt a rope tugging on his body, knowing that it was the empress mother who had spoken, so he didn't dare to pester him anymore, so he could only say:

"You go! You can bring me with you next time!"

This conversation between the little emperor and his brothers shocked another person, and this person was none other than Wang Shugui, the Dazai of the current dynasty.There is a characteristic of the old Wangtou going up every day. He always squints his eyes. Those who don’t know may think that he is not awake, but he is actually thinking about things!He would never open his eyes unless it was a military matter.It didn't open this time either, just opened two gaps slightly, which was enough.The little eunuch is going to Jiangnan!It's really in the middle of the night to scold Hades, I want to die until dawn!He hides in the palace and there is no way to rule him. Once he leaves the palace gate, his eyes and ears are everywhere.His little eunuch didn't inquire about it, except for a silly emperor sitting in the court hall, and a thief old woman pretending to be hiding behind the bamboo curtain, who went out of the capital to take a look, whose world is this beautiful river and mountain now?Back then, he was shameless, thinking that since he had the relationship with his daughter, he wanted to win over this fake eunuch under his wings, but he didn't think he would buy it!Alright, the old prime minister thought to himself, first take the boy's life, let him beat the dog with a hot bun, once and for all.Without this kid playing tricks, the silly emperor's old woman has no support, and it is not a matter of time before the temple changes its banner.It's a pity that he has no heirs in this life, and the only woman who almost didn't let the stupid emperor delay his future, almost broke his queen.If one day he claimed the title of emperor, he would pass it on to his sons but not to his daughters, maybe he would have to pass it on to the little bastard left behind by the fake eunuch.But right now, if he wants to gain power, he must first kill this dog eunuch who eats inside and outside.

The little eunuch hadn't set off yet, and Prime Minister Wang made a calculation: since it is a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, more people should be added to the south.This kid is a big ghost, don't point fingers, be careful of being fooled by him.

The little eunuch didn't know that the future was bleak, so he cleaned up neatly with a gun and an arrow.Excitedly got on his big white horse, with a lot of money in his waist, and the dagger and sharp knife that the emperor's brother gave him was hidden in his leather boots, he set off from the south gate early in the morning, and rushed straight to the direction of the south of the Yangtze River.