Merry Eunuch Lang

It's not that Nanqiao Maple Leaf didn't try to rescue Wu Xiqin, but she actually did her best.Originally, she could have rescued Fat Xi Shi at the first moment, but Zuo Bicheng had a guilty conscience and did not dare to fight, and Zuo Bicheng might not be her opponent.After arriving at Wang Tianshun's house, Nanqiao had a premonition that he had met his opponent.This Wang Tianshun doesn't have the slightest logic in talking like a hammer and a stick, but in terms of martial arts, he is proficient and has reached the first-class level.Wang Tianshun is not blindly arrogant, as the saying goes, without diamonds, he dare not take on porcelain work.Old Wang's martial arts are not fake, his ability is real, but it's a pity to hide it at home.If it is placed on the battlefield, with real swords and guns, like Pan You'an in countering rebellion, expelling Japanese, and eliminating violence and peace, then it is good steel used on the blade, then he is a great hero, maybe he can really make money Great General!

Nanqiao suddenly had a whim, if Pan Lang and this man surnamed Wang were to fight, which one would win?

Of course, this is impossible. Now that Pan Lang has retired to the forest, he will never come out of the mountains again.Pan You'an didn't go to the city, Wang Tianshun didn't go out of the city, it was impossible for two people who never get in touch with each other through life, old age, sickness and death to meet and make gestures together.

Besides, martial arts is not only about using martial arts, but also about using your brain.A martial artist who puts all his strength to death is not a good martial artist. Her father Nan Guangyu often taught her that no matter how good a martial artist is, if a fool can't use it, all his martial arts will be wasted.

Nanqiao finally got the chance. Zuo Bicheng had to deal with some things himself. He didn't bring extra cash when he came out this time. He still had some items deposited with his friend and should take them back for living expenses.Taking advantage of his absence, Nanqiao sneaked into Wang's house and said:

"Hero Wang, you shouldn't meddle in other people's business. Zuo Bicheng abducted someone else's daughter-in-law, and you advocated for the tiger and helped him hide it. This is not a hero."

Wang Tianshun dismissed the uninvited guest who fell from the sky in front of him, and said coldly: "Put a feather duster in your butt, what kind of wolf with a tail are you pretending to be? This matter has nothing to do with you, please go back! You have offended me, be careful! Skinned you alive!"

Of course, Nanqiao would not stop the rescue operation because of fear, but he opened the window to tell the truth, is he really not Wang Tianshun's opponent?The friend's wife had to be saved, but she went deep alone and couldn't beat her.Soft ones won't work, hard ones won't work, what should I do?Nanqiao had an idea and said:

"Wang Dasha, you think you are superior in brute force, do you dare to fight with me?"

"Just hit me. Who have I been afraid of in my life?" Wang Tianshun blushed suddenly. People with low IQs are most afraid of being called stupid. Wang Tianshun was really fooled.

"Okay, if you are a hero, let's go out and walk around the street twice?" Nanqiao knew that he had to lure the snake out of the hole to make things happen.

"Okay, you lead the way, and I'll be there later."

"Shame, you are a landlord, but you want me to lead the way, are you afraid of getting lost?" Nanqiao tried his best to kill time and anger this kid.

"You brat, you talk like a baby, and you still call me stupid? Okay, I'll go before I go!" Wang Tianshun still had a heart for Nanqiao's ridicule of him just now.

Wang Tianshun went to the street and looked back, he didn't even have any hair on his face. Just now, the kid said so miraculously, as if he was the eldest prince, but in fact, it was because he couldn't fight right away and was only bragging!Who are you scaring?Wang Tianshun searched around but found no one, only then did he realize that he had been tricked by that kid, and suddenly remembered what his senior brother entrusted him with.Lao Wang is a man of faith, and he never dares to delay the things entrusted to him by others.I don't care if she is the sister-in-law or not. Anyway, whoever brought it will take it away. This is called returning things to their original owners. He is afraid of wasting his mind on other things.

Taking advantage of Wang Tianshun's wandering around the streets looking for someone, Nanqiao hurried back to save them. The chains on Fat Xi Shi's legs were effortless for her. She is an expert in this field!But things are not so simple at the end, it turns out that Wang Tianshun is stupid but Zuo Bicheng is not, he has worked hard on the lock for a long time, no matter how omnipotent the master key of the South Bridge is, it will not be able to open the iron chain on Fat Xishi's ankle .

At this time, Wang Tianshun, who was looking for someone all over the street, came back. He didn't realize that someone had used a trick to divert the tiger away from the mountain. He only thought that the kid was just a street person who "caught the acquaintance and let go of the coquette". Just punks.

The chains that Zuo Bicheng used were indeed not ordinary chains, but the royal chains used by the imperial guards. He stole a pair early and hid them on his body, and it really came in handy today.Although Nan Ye'er has world-shaking martial arts and secret recipes for unlocking locks handed down from his ancestors, he is always inferior to the royal gold and silver locks.Seeing that the great work was about to succeed, but a rotten lock blocked the way, Ye Er sighed helplessly, and Fat Xi Shi persuaded:

"Woman, don't sigh. If Zuo Bicheng wants to force me, I will not live on. The woman passed my words to Hu San. If he can't save me, he will treat me as dead. I will never Embarrass him."

Nanqiao smiled wryly and said: "Ma'am, I am serious. I am definitely not my only idea. Your elder brother Pan has repeatedly told me to help the brothers as much as possible. Don't be selfish! Hua Shixiong's new acquisition I saved my wife from the human traffickers, but I was snatched away by the greedy emperor unexpectedly. My ability is so great, I made my wife laugh."

Wu Xiqin urged: "Heroine, let's go, the surname Wang will be back soon, you and that idiot can't tell. Let's talk about the future. The future will be long, let's think about it!"

Seeing that what she said was reasonable, Nan Ye'er said "Madam, I'll go first", and disappeared without a trace.Fat Xi Shi couldn't help sighing secretly: For the sake of women's kung fu learning, they are unparalleled in the world!The eunuch brother is really lucky. He has married so many wives, all of them are human beings, and both men and women are masters!If he had really been made a eunuch back then, what would the world be like now?

Zuo Bicheng and Wang Tianshun came back one after another, and saw that Fat Xi Shi was still busy in the kitchen dragging his chains as usual.Zuo Bicheng couldn't bear it early: It took so much effort to find a cook?But he can't pass the junior brother's test, he hasn't cleared the formalities in the city, and now he hasn't figured out where to go next?It is said that taking a beautiful woman to a desolate place to spend the rest of her life as a god, but it has really come to this point, such a god is not appropriate.I don't understand, I don't know, how do I live in the mountains?If you don't starve to death, you have to ask some wild animals to eat.

During the meal, Wang Tianshun said with a smile: "During the day, there was a half-grown kid (he was taller than others) invited me to fight, and I went, but the kid ran away in fright."

Zuo Bicheng, the frightened bird, immediately woke up and asked, "Brother, do you know that kid?"

Wang Tianshun shook his head like a rattle, and said: "No, it doesn't seem to be, and I must have never seen it. He still calls me a fool. Is he stupid or am I stupid? I almost pissed me off. His accent is not our language. "

"It's broken!" Zuo Bicheng said.

"What, you're so surprised and deceitful?" Wang Tianshun stuffed a piece of pancake into his mouth.

"Tomorrow I have to take your sister-in-law away, no, no, tomorrow will be late. Today, yes, today, let's move out immediately, otherwise it will spoil the big things." Zuo Bicheng said firmly.

"Brother, where are you going? My sister-in-law cooks a good meal. Once you leave, I will become a motherless child again." Wang Tianshun said weepingly.

"No, there will be future troubles if we stop, we must move away immediately." Zuo Bicheng put down his chopsticks and dropped the bowl and stood up suddenly.