Merry Eunuch Lang

Miss Ailian went to the cupboard to help the stove several times, but her mother pushed her out. The mother wanted to give her daughter time, and the daughter was also afraid that Pan You'an would be alone and lonely, so she didn't force her.Not long after, the old lady's meal was ready and served, and the three of them sat at a table, talking while eating.

Pan You'an gorged himself, the wind swept away the clouds, the autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves, he was so hungry, he lost all the elegance of the past, he was still a conferred prince!

Xian Ailian kept adding vegetables and rice to the little eunuch's bowl, like a conveyor on a production line, and she kept persuading her:

"Don't panic, don't panic, eat slowly, and be careful not to choke."

The old lady saw it and was very happy.I couldn't hold it any longer, so I said, "My lord, who is there in the family?"

The little eunuch was stunned for a moment, and he wanted to tell the truth, but felt that the timing was too late, and he couldn't open his mouth about lying, so he had to say perfunctorily:

"There's a lot of people."

"Is there a daughter-in-law at home?" The old woman hit the nail on the head.

"There is no daughter-in-law in the family." The little eunuch himself felt that this answer was good and clever, and it was also the truth, since he had no family, he naturally had no daughter-in-law at home.

Although Xian Ailian looked absent-minded and indifferent, she was highly concentrated.Hearing that the little eunuch had no daughter-in-law, a stone fell to the ground, he pursed his lips and blurted out:

"Young master, eat quickly!"

The little eunuch pouted and said, "Hurry up slowly, you're almost exhausted."

"Young master, do you like me, girl?"

The old lady speaks straight to the point, she doesn't need to beat around the bush in front of strangers, she can do whatever she wants, and if she doesn't, she can pull her down, anyway, she won't see anyone else in the future.

The old woman's words were in the hands of the young eunuch. Although he was overjoyed, he didn't dare to show off too much, so he put on a shy look and said with a naive smile:

"Are you afraid that Miss will look down on me?"

"Who said that people look down on you?" Unexpectedly, the young lady is a straightforward person.

"I have an urgent business trip, I won't be back for a while, and I'm leaving soon." The little eunuch told the truth.

"I'll wait, I'll wait for ten or eight years." The young lady was even more resolute.

"Not ten years, at least five years, just five years!" The little eunuch had his plan.

"I think it's better to do this first," the old woman pondered for a while, and said, "You can just do it first, and the girl will be yours in the future. Your brother will definitely not come back, and we don't want him to come back." Come back. There is no man in the family, you are our idea and our support. You finish your work early and come back early, and you finish late and come back late, just don’t forget that you have a home here. "

The little eunuch can't wait for it!He swallowed secretly, and said cheekily:

"I have to leave early tomorrow morning!"

"Then let's do things today!" The old woman pondered for a while, and said bluntly, "It is better to hit the sun than to choose a day, and today is it. But there is one thing, the old man said it up front, the son must not let my daughter down. Daughter, you too See, I'm not bragging, I'm good-looking, and it's hard to find in a radius of dozens of miles. Because of the urgency, I will marry you hastily!"

The little eunuch was as clever as a ghost, why would he hesitate when someone said something like this?He got up and left the dining table, walked over and lifted his robe, knelt down to the old woman with a "plop", and read:

"My lord mother-in-law, please be respected by Xiaosheng. Xiaosheng is like a negative lady, and will be destroyed in the same day! If you don't come back to see the lady for five years, you must be dead."

Miss Ailian hurriedly grabbed the little eunuch's sleeve and pulled him up, the old lady patted the little eunuch on the head lovingly a few times.

After a while, the village official led a group of villagers with lotus wine, vegetables, pigs, sheep, chickens, and geese to enter the courtyard in a noisy and bustling manner.The village official was overjoyed and said loudly to the villagers:

"Everyone, this young master came here to visit his relatives, and it happens that today is their big day, so let's start a wedding for the two newcomers!"

After the guests dispersed, Pan You'an and Xian Ailian helped each other into the bridal chamber and went to bed to rest.

The little eunuch looked at the bride who was as beautiful as a flower and jade, and couldn't help the fire of desire rising, and said in a trembling voice: "My lady, if I have to meet my wife as a wife in my life, this life is enough!"

Xian Ailian gently caressed her husband's healthy body, and said happily: "When you entered the hospital yesterday, my eyes suddenly lit up, my ears warmed up, and I couldn't help but think to myself, this is my future husband-in-law? It will come true today, isn't it? The heaven and the earth are together, and the gods and men are protecting them in the dark?"

"Where are there gods in the world? I'll be a god today!" The little eunuch didn't have time to say more, so he pounced on him.

"Wait a minute, sir, the words are still unclear!" Xian Ailian struggled desperately.

"It's come to this point, what else can I say?" The little eunuch was startled.

"You haven't told me where you came from, where you live, what business you do, where you're going this time, why it took you so long, etc. You can go to bed only after you've explained it clearly." Miss said, ghost smile.

The little eunuch smiled secretly, and said inscrutably, "It's okay if you don't say anything, I'm afraid I'll scare you if you say too much."

"If you're afraid, you have to say it. If you say it early, you will understand it. If you say it early, you will understand it. If you become your wife in a daze, in the end, you won't know whether your husband is black or white, male or female. Wouldn't it be a joke if it spread?" The young lady said earnestly. said.

The little eunuch interrupted: "This is not difficult! You can see that my skin is black and white when I take off my clothes. As for male and female, you will know later."

"Call you poor-mouthed!" The lady stretched out a hand from the quilt and grabbed the little eunuch's ear.

As soon as the little eunuch exerted his strength, he rode on the young lady again, his mouth joined, forming the word "Hui", and the spirit snake came out of the hole, like a fish in water, and gradually entered the new nest, his tongue slowly entered the young lady's cherry lips .

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At the end of the cloud and rain, the little eunuch was still excited, and said: "My lady, shall I tell you a story?"

The young lady was still immersed in the complex emotions of pain, excitement, and excitement, and she said:

"Say it, I'm listening!"