Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch smiled mischievously and said, "Can I tell you?"

Xian Ailian glanced vaguely and shyly, and said, "Say it!"

It is also the story of a bride and groom's wedding night.The little eunuch told his "story":

On the wedding night, the bride and groom can't stop doing that.That night, there were two thieves who punched a hole in the wall and wanted to sneak in through the wall to steal something.The hole happened to be under the bride and groom's bed.The thief had just put his head into the hole, when the groom asked the bride, "Have you gone in?" The bride said, "Yes." "How much?"

As soon as the thief heard something wrong, he immediately withdrew and said to the other thief: "Brother, no, they seem to have found out, and they are catching turtles in the urn!" The other thief didn't believe it, and hesitated: "No way, how did they find out? We didn’t make too much noise, I’ll try it.” After that, another thief stuck his head in again, just in time to catch up with the bridegroom and ask the bride: “Again?” “Again.” “Again.” How deep?" "It's much deeper than before."

As soon as the thief heard this, he slipped out, backed away and ran away, shouting as he ran, "Hurry up, brother, or it will be too late! Their family is very thieves, and they are waiting for donkeys in the mill road!"

The two thieves ran far away, but no one was chasing them.They went back to discuss and felt that the situation was suspicious.In order to clarify the facts, did the people in this family recognize them?In order to have a defense.So they decided to go to this house again.The next day, the two thieves dressed up as plum sellers, picked up a load of plums, and went to the door of the house and yelled loudly to sell plums.

When the bride and groom heard the shout at the gate that there were plums for sale, they also came out to join in the fun.The bride stretched her waist, picked the two largest plums, stood up, pointed at the plums, turned her head and asked the groom: "Do these two look like the two (eggs) from last night?" The groom was embarrassed in front of strangers, She blushed and said, "Like, not just like, it's exactly the same."

As soon as the two thieves heard this, they dropped the pick and ran away.

Miss Xian's face was covered by the horns, her flower branches were shaking wildly, she couldn't stop laughing, and finally asked: "Is there such an unlucky and stupid thief?"

The little eunuch said: "What good words can you use to call a thief?"

"Sir, tell me one more thing." Ailian stopped laughing and begged.

"I really can't tell anymore. After my business is done, I will accompany my wife to tell stories at home every day for fun."

"How big is your son's job that will take five years to complete?"

The little eunuch leaned down and kissed his beloved wife. Just now the two mouths became one "hui", this time the two mouths turned into one "kou" (additional layer).Then he changed his face and said solemnly:

"My lady, I am not an ordinary person. I am a minister of the imperial court who came out to play and was persecuted by treacherous ministers, so I ran wildly. I passed by your village yesterday. I am about to leave now. If I leave in the early morning, I am afraid my head will fall to the ground."

In this way, the little eunuch gave a general account of his life experience, where he came from, and his current situation.

Miss Xian Ailian broke out in a cold sweat.

"Do you regret it?" the little eunuch asked.

The lady shook her head.

"Are you afraid?"

The lady shook her head again.

"Why don't you speak?"

"I am worried about your safety. During the five years, I have always been worried about you. How will you let me live this day?" Xian Ailian looked sad.

"I'll send someone to deliver a letter to you as soon as I return to court, so you don't have to worry about it every day." The little eunuch comforted.

"Why is that old thief Wang Shugui so bad?"

"Accordingly, he seems to be my grandfather!"

"Is there any grandfather who treats his own grandson like this?"

"Stop talking, my sweet lady, I don't have time."

"I want to do it again, you made me wait so long." The young lady was shy and covered her eyes with the corner of the quilt.

"I really want to, and really want to, but I can't." The little eunuch said with a smile, "I didn't unsaddle the horse last night, and all the things I use are in the saddle. I replaced a gold stirrup with an iron stirrup." Now, Jin Stirrup has left you some land to buy, and it will last for five years, and I will definitely come to pick you up when the time comes."

After finishing speaking, the little eunuch gave his wife another sweet kiss, then hurriedly dressed and went to the ground.

Miss Xian got up and said, "I'll go and prepare some food for you. Why is Miss Cao so careless, a sword can eat and drink?"

The little eunuch groped for a long time, but couldn't find anything except what he couldn't give away.After a moment of hesitation, he lowered his waist and pulled out the imperial dagger from his boot, saying:

"Lianzi, this is for you."

"No, no, how can a girl play with swords and swords? I don't know how to fight, so give that stone if you want!" Xian Ailian shook her head and said.

The little eunuch was in trouble, not because the stone was valuable, but because it was given by another woman he loves, and now he is giving it away, which is impolite to others.

"Can't bear it? Forget it, I don't want it anymore, as long as you have me in your heart!" The young lady teased.

"I forgot to tell you, this is a gift from Wu'er Sudan, a girl from the Fan family."

"I also forgot to ask you, how many wives do you plan to marry in this life, am I not the last?"

"You can't tell, let's just let it happen..." the little eunuch murmured.

Miss Ailian smiled, and said coquettishly, "No shame!"

The little eunuch just got on his horse when he suddenly heard people neighing in the distance, and faintly saw a large number of people rushing towards him.The little eunuch bent down and kissed his beloved wife, then raised his head and clasped his hands together and said:

"Miss, don't live here, and take care of yourself in the future!"

"Husband, take care of yourself too!" The young lady couldn't help but burst into tears.

The figure of the little eunuch disappeared into the night in an instant.