Merry Eunuch Lang

The invigilator held a large iron trumpet in his hand, stood in front of the stage, and loudly announced the discipline and rules of the examination room:

First, compare the arrow method, one arrow is scored ten points, and three arrows are scored thirty points. 00ks. com

Second, race horses, the results of the top 1 are combined and accumulated. No.2 gets 20 points, No.[-] gets [-] points, and No.[-] gets one point.

Third, you are not allowed to bring your own swords, guns, swords and halberds during the martial arts competition.Those who wear dark clothes will be stained with white paint for him, and vice versa.

The fourth and third results are combined, and the top ten are selected.

Although there were hundreds of grooms-to-be who took the exam, it took only half a day to complete the inspection.The little eunuch got No.9 just before Sun Shan.It's not that he's not good at archery, or that his horse can't run fast and his martial arts are not good, it's that he has unspeakable difficulties and dare not show his face too much.

Then, the ten prospective grooms collectively went to the big dining hall to have a free lunch.The meal is four dishes and one soup, and the staple food is steamed buns and rice rolls.The condition is that drinking is not allowed, and drunkenness is afraid of causing trouble, so as not to affect the game in the afternoon.The four dishes are a bowl of stuffed skin, a plate of braised pork, a pot of radish vermicelli with mushrooms, and a plate of hand-caught mutton.There are several kinds of soup, you can choose whatever you want.

The little eunuch Tumen chewed so much that he ate up his portion, and drank two more bowls of soup.A well-known chief eunuch in the palace, with his appearance today, it can be considered that God has played a joke on him again.However, he has worked so hard these past few days, he couldn't catch up on any meal, and he was really hungry.In the palace, he was a eunuch and ordered by the prince, but when he was out of the palace, he became a beggar beating a dog, and walked away while beating.

Not to mention that the little eunuch doesn't eat well, let's take a look at this Shuanglong Dazhai later.It is said that Shuanglongzhai got its name because of the double dragon stones that were found repeatedly, but the stones did not come out of the mountains and rivers.Strange to say, every year the livestock here are slaughtered to produce a stone. The stone on the body of the cow is called bezoar, the stone in the stomach of the horse is called Mabao, and the stone is also produced from the donkey. Could it be called donkey treasure?What's even more strange is that when the stones of all animals are pulled out from their stomachs, there are patterns of two dragons on them. The Shuanglong Stone became famous, and the town was changed to Shuanglong Town.

There is a mountain above Shuanglong Town called Monster Mountain, and there is a depression in the middle of the mountain. The location is excellent and the ground is wide.It is said that Huo Qubing, a general of the Han Dynasty, once stationed troops here when he conquered the Xiongnu. When the army returned triumphantly, General Huo was worried that the Huns would come to harass him again, so he left 500 troops to garrison here.It can monitor the movement of the Xiongnu outside, protect the safety of the residents in this area inside, and can rush to the court for help in time if there is a situation.As time went by, the Xiongnu turned from the west to the northern desert, and this battleground became a stagnant pool.Because the climate in Shuanglong Town is changeable, it is not suitable for the growth of crops. The main source of livelihood of the local people is gold panning in the river, mining in the mountains, and hunting in the forest.The troops left behind by Huo Qubing have long since changed beyond recognition. They were digested on the spot and turned into civilians. They spoke the local language and wore local clothes. The only thing left was their surname.

Many years ago, when Xue Dingshan conquered the west in the Tang Dynasty, he followed the ancient road and came here again.I also saw that the mountain here is dangerous, easy to defend and difficult to attack, and I also appointed an official before leaving...

Briefly speaking, the person in charge of the affairs of Shuanglong Mountain is not the mayor, but the village master. He is a Han named Shangguanbao.He does not receive salary from the court, nor does he ask for money and food from the state government department, and he also pays certain taxes to the state government department regularly.The condition is that the state government does not care about their daily affairs, regardless of their dismissal, everything is handled independently by them.

Shangguan Leopard occupies the small town of Danwan, and Yelang is arrogant, living a life like a local emperor in a corner.The old village owner fulfilled his wishes in everything, but one thing was not satisfactory, that is, none of his wives lived up to expectations, and none of them gave birth to him a child with a handle, all female skirts.What's wrong with his family?He often lamented and blamed himself.Seeing that he is getting old day by day, even if the wives are reborn, it will not help. Shangguan Bao immediately made a decisive decision and decided to work hard on his daughter, that is, to snatch the groom!The snatched bridegroom agreed in advance that he would give birth to a son named Shangguan, and give birth to a daughter to follow the father's surname.Then pick a capable son-in-law and give him the title, can the son-in-law take Jiangshan away?In the end, it's not his Shangguan family's world!

The so-called robbing is not really robbing, the main thing is to choose, and then rob after choosing.The eldest daughter and the second daughter have already snatched their husbands, and the third daughter has just grown up, and it is time to "rob".Youdao said that foreign monks are good at reciting scriptures. He has released information early on, and the nearby states and counties have notified them that as long as they are good at martial arts, decent, and educated, they don’t need to worry too much about their family background.

Just as he was fully prepared in all aspects and was about to start the election, the superior office sent an official document, stating that there was a fugitive imperial convict, who was born as a eunuch, knew martial arts, and had neat facial features. His name was Pan You'an. Looks like this (see image for details).If the criminal breaks into his territory and he assists in arresting him, the reward is a three-year tax exemption.

The old Shangguan didn't care much about money, so he thought it's hard to say whether he will come or not?While hesitating, a soldier came to report that a young man on a white horse went up the mountain and entered the village, he looked exactly like the man on the official document...

Shangguan Bao couldn't make up his mind for a while, whether to do it immediately or wait until the selection of the son-in-law is finished.At this moment, the third daughter, Shangguan Xue'er, hurried over and leaned into his arms when she entered the door, wrapped her arms around his neck, and said:

"Daddy, I think tomorrow's meeting will be forgotten! When my daughter first entered the village, she saw a young man riding a white horse. You haven't seen that man. He is majestic and looks like a majestic man. He must have come to participate in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives. My daughter saw it at a glance. If you fall in love with this young man, it’s fine if daddy recruits him, so why put on airs?”

"This is the person you're talking about?" Shangguan Leopard ordered people to take out the picture sent by the superior.

"Exactly. Daddy has a good eye. You also noticed that this young man has drawn his image?" Shangguan Xue'er said cheerfully.

"No, no, no!" Shangguan Leopard shook his head like a shopkeeper.

"Why?"

"He's a eunuch!"