Merry Eunuch Lang

The lady said: "Daddy, you are not kidding, you are such a big man, why would you call him a eunuch?"

Shangguan Bao said: "It's not dad who called him a eunuch, he is a eunuch at all, if you don't believe me, you can read this. 00ks.com" Shangguan Bao asked the housekeeper to read the document word by word to the young lady.

Shangguan Xue'er immediately got up from her father, pouting and said: "I don't believe it, I don't believe it, let me see clearly with my own eyes, I will believe it, otherwise, I won't believe it even if I am killed!"

The old Shangguan said angrily: "Silly girl, how can you talk like that? How do you see whether a man and a woman can kiss each other?"

"Don't worry about it, Daddy, I have my own way. Daddy, I told you first, I don't want anyone except that eunuch!" The young lady turned her head away in a fit of anger.

The young lady hurried away, the old Shangguan was dumbfounded.You know, Xueer is the one he likes and spoils the most among his girls. Xueer is like the pearl in his eyes, the muscles in his palms, and the flesh in his heart. He will never allow any problems with this girl, especially on her lifelong event.He immediately gave orders to keep an eye on the little eunuch, one is not to let him go without permission, and the other is to find a way to find out if he is a real eunuch, it would be great if he could witness such a thing with his own eyes.He doesn't care about other things, not to mention being a criminal, even if he plotted to assassinate the emperor, it's all right. The key is that as long as it's not a eunuch, what the old Shangguan wants to know most is that this little eunuch is a fake.

Early the next morning, the spies he sent came back and reported: "That boy only went to the latrine once during the night, and he squatted for a long time. He may have defecated. I didn't see him go to the latrine this morning. The urine in his room The jug is full, so it is impossible to tell whether the person has such a thing for the time being."

On the martial arts arena, the old Shangguan didn't even bother to take a look at the serious archery, crazy horse racing, and hard-working martial arts competitions of the young men vying to be the groom.I thought to myself that these people were just studying with the prince, and the young lady already had someone in her heart, so it would be useless for them to mess around.His only thought was that he hoped that the eunuch was a fake eunuch. He didn't even dare to think about asking the lady to change her mind. How could he not know what's wrong with his dog?

The afternoon bridegroom snatching meeting has begun!It was the same examiner who shouted through the loudspeaker:

"Attention everyone, the hostess of this martial arts competition, our Miss Shangguanxue, will come on stage and perform a few small shows for the guests. The ten candidates stand in ten directions, and the lady will grab the one later. That's the one, don't be discouraged for the other nine, next year there will be such a wedding, maybe the nine of you will be the next one. After the appointment, the nine guests will go to the tent of the building to collect the silver taels, depending on the distance of the journey, All travel expenses will be reimbursed and appropriate compensation will be given.”

The audience roared with cheers.In order to see Miss Shangguan's beauty, all the people in the audience stood up one after another, vying for the best position.In fact, there are more people in the afternoon than in the morning. The morning is the rehearsal, and the afternoon is the real show.

After the invigilator finished speaking, three cannons rang out, drums rang together, and when the main entrance of the martial arts field opened, a female general appeared on the stage in style.When everyone looked at it, they saw this girl with pink face and peach blossoms, handsome eyebrows, Sai Diaochan, Ru Xishi, Ya Zhaojun, Gai Wenji, concubine Zhen inferior, and Shuang Qiao shamed. Come.The female general has two pheasant tails on her head, wears a bloody red robe, holds a long gun in her hand, and carries an arrow clip on her shoulder, and flies on a snow horse.

The audience held their breath, and the little eunuch was even more stunned.I regret that I should have sold more energy in the morning to compete for a ranking, so as to win the favor of the lady.Now when you look around, there are people taller than him, shorter than him, fatter, thinner, uglier, and handsomer than him. Why does he win?In terms of martial arts, he is ranked at the top, and he is almost at the bottom. Could it be that he shouted "I am a fake eunuch" to attract the young lady's attention?If that is the case, everyone will be lost, and I would rather not ask for a wife than do such a dirty thing!

Not to mention the little eunuch complaining secretly, but seeing Miss Jiao beating a horse like flying, going around the field for three weeks.Suddenly, a falcon flew by in the blue sky. The lady smiled inadvertently, put the silver gun on the saddle bridge, and flew an arrow with the longbow in her hand, which hit the eagle's left leg.The eagle was in pain and rushed up a few feet.Before the falcon turned around, the second arrow of the young lady had already been fired. This arrow was unbiased and hit the falcon's right leg again.There are two long arrows hanging from the falcon's legs, as if its two legs have been lengthened, turning into a long-legged stork, it looks very embarrassed.The lady shot another arrow, and the goshawk landed head-on.

The audience applauds.

When everyone was looking at the falcon, the young lady's horse had already entered the team of the waiting guests. The young lady knew it well, so she calmly pulled out a rope from her saddlebag and threw it away. , The rope has already caught one person.The young lady pushed harder, and the man fell off the horse.Miss Shangguanxue turned around and shouted with joy:

"Sisters, let's go down the mountain!"

In an instant, more than a dozen young women walked out from nowhere, stepped forward one after another, lifted the "prey", and left in a hurry.