Merry Eunuch Lang

Seeing that his daughter had kidnapped the young eunuch, the old Shangguan couldn't help complaining secretly.This girl's temperament is like a fire, she is not afraid of anything, she is used to patience, if she finds out that the eunuch is a fake, why not kill him on the spot?Killing someone is not a big deal, besides, he is a fugitive prisoner.The problem is that the murder in the bridal chamber has never been heard of before, once it gets out, how will this girl remarry in the future?Now there is nothing he can do about it, the old man can't interfere in the bridal chamber, so he should follow along to join in the fun, right?

Shangguan Xue arrived at the new house first, sat on a sandalwood chair, drank a cup of tea, and then the maids carried the little eunuch back, and carried it in a sack.The young lady ordered the two maids to lock the gate, and no one was allowed to enter without her.Then he sat upright, without lifting his buttocks, took a sip of tea from the three-bubble table cover bowl, slammed the tea bowl on the table, and said sharply:

"The people in the sack listen carefully, are you a man or a woman?"

"The boy was born a man in his mother's stomach." A voice came from the sack.

"what about now?"

"Now, now what? Can a male dog become a bitch?"

"A male dog cannot become a bitch, but a man can become a lottery! I ask if you are a man now?" The young lady was furious and patted the table angrily.

"Is there anyone asking such a question?" A dissatisfied tone came from the sack.

"I asked you if it was someone doing it, which one?" After all, Xue'er was still a girl in a boudoir, and when she said that, she couldn't help but blush and her heart skipped a beat.

"Which one?" The more critical the people in the sack were, the more they deliberately pretended to be sloppy.

"Are you a fool?" Xue'er's face flushed even redder.

"It's not so stupid to be stupid. You don't ask clearly. How do you ask me to answer?"

"I asked you if you were a eunuch?" The lady finally found an easy word to say.

The person in the sack was obviously startled, and after a short pause, he said, "It's hard to say if I have ever been a eunuch, but I am a man anyway."

"You insisted that you are a man, what evidence do you have of a man?"

"That's easy!" The man in the sack said with a grin, "Miss, you let me out, you can tell at a glance, it's too simple!"

"Are you still laughing? You are dying, how can you still laugh?" The young lady scolded angrily.

"Why should I cry? Marrying a daughter-in-law into the bridal chamber, such a good thing can happen several times in a lifetime, and it's too late to be happy. Why are you crying?" The man in the sack still had a cynical tone.

"Bah! You still marry a wife? Are you qualified to marry a wife?" The young lady scolded coquettishly.

"Miss, let me out quickly, I'm about to die of suffocation! How can I marry you when I'm suffocated?" The little eunuch shouted in a sack in a mysterious manner.

Shangguan Xueer was still hesitating, the two girls pouted, and the young lady said:

"The conditions for letting you out are actually very simple. If you are a man, you will marry me. If you are not a man, then..."

"Miss, please let me out! Do you have anything to say after I come out?" the little eunuch begged in the sack.

The young lady winked, and the two girls hurried over to untie the sack.Because people are tied with ropes, if the mouth is opened, people still can't get out.The two girls tugged at the bottom of the sack and tipped it up. They tried so hard, but they couldn't lift it up. One girl said:

"Sinking like a dead pig, how did you get out?"

Miss Xue'er gave the talking girl a sideways look, and reproached her: "How do you talk?"

The girl knew that she had slipped her tongue, so she quickly stuck out her tongue, made a grimace, and didn't dare to speak again.

Shangguanxue got up and walked forward, helped the two girls to let the person out, one grabbed the bottom gangster, and the two pulled out, finally pulled the person out.The little eunuch cut his hands behind his back, and his legs were tied tightly, like a pig tied up.The little eunuch was panting heavily, lying sideways on the ground, and said:

"Miss, the tying is enough, the robbing has been snatched, and the tossing has made me tormented, so please help me untie the rope too! I won't run away, your place is heavily fortified, and I don't know the place I'm born in. I can't run if I want to! Besides, the lady kidnapped me to marry me, and she didn't want to kill me. Why should I run? I'm so thirsty right now, my throat is burning, let me get up and drink some water If I knew it was so difficult to marry a daughter-in-law, I shouldn't have come here at all."

Hearing the little eunuch's ramblings for a long time, the lady couldn't bear it, so she walked over to untie him personally, and said:

"My friend, listen to me clearly! It's not that I'm playing you cruelly, and I don't intend to make you suffer here. If you think about who recruited a eunuch in a girl's bridal chamber, wouldn't it be ridiculed for a lifetime! I will untie the rope for you!" Come on, let’s talk about the ugly words first, if you are really a eunuch, I will kill you, and then I will go to the mountains to become a nun, and I will never marry in this life!"

The little eunuch moved around, walked to the table carelessly, picked up the young lady's gaiwan tea and took a big sip, in the same tone as in the sack just now, he said with a smile:

"Is it that serious? If you say I'm stupid, you're stupid! Don't think about it, you guys are competing here to recruit relatives, what if I am a eunuch and mix in the team of prospective grooms? This is not Zhu Bajie's face-to-face embarrassment in the mirror. something?"

The young lady thought it was reasonable, so she couldn't help but chuckled, and said, "If you are a real man, I will marry you, and we will be married for a hundred years."

"Is this still a lie? Others can coax this matter, how can the young lady herself coax it?"

past? "The little eunuch held the tea bowl in both hands, squeezed his eyes and said while drinking water.

The lady immediately blushed and said shyly: "Officer, if I am wrong, I will apologize to you tomorrow, and you can just kowtow."

"That's not necessary. When you go to the country, you follow the country. If you wear a straw hat, we can't break your rules, right?" the little eunuch said with a smile on his face.

Shangguanxue said to the two close maids: "You two help the official to take a shower and change clothes first, and then pass the word to the people below to get ready. I will marry the official right away!"

When the old Shangguan heard that his daughter was going to visit the flower hall with the young eunuch, half of his heart fell, and the other half hung in the air: What kind of trick did the little eunuch use to convince the young lady?Before paying homage, it is absolutely impossible for a big girl with yellow flowers to take off her pants to check the authenticity of her husband.But it is clearly written in the official document that the eunuch was violated, so could the emperor also tell lies?At this moment, he had no choice but to deploy soldiers to surround the lady's embroidered building layer by layer. If there was any disturbance, the lady would cry out for grievances, and immediately rush into the bridal chamber, chop the eunuch into meat, put it in a sack and throw it on the mountain Feed the wolf, as for the official documents of the imperial decree and the arrest of criminals, he doesn't care so much!No matter how important the royal matter is, it is no bigger than his sweetheart. He only has his own daughter in his heart.

After seeing off the guests, the little eunuch graciously supported the young lady, and the two of them entered the bridal chamber with each other and kissed each other.

Shangguanxue was eager to distinguish the truth from the falsehood. She had just secretly asked two maids who were taking a bath when there was no one around. Arrived. Vaguely, it seems that there is, and it seems that there is no..."