Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch played a trick of the game, drinking tea for a while, eating Yexiao for a while, and pretending to look up at the calligraphy and paintings on the wall in the new house with his hands behind his back, and pointed out to the lady: This is Tang Bohu's authentic work, and that is Wang Xizhi's handwriting.Or it's about the fineness of the furniture and the layout of the new house.Just dawdling but not going to bed, not at all the urgency of the bridegroom.

The young lady's heart sank, her face was uncomfortable, and she persuaded softly: "Officer, it's getting late, hurry up and go to bed and rest!"

The little eunuch bared his teeth and said, "Why are you so impatient, madam, if you have meat, you're afraid you won't be able to eat it?"

"No, I'll let you go to bed now!" The young lady said coquettishly.

"I know my lady is always worried about me, she's afraid that I'm a fake. Well, respect is worse than obedience, I'm coming up, lady, be careful!"

After the little eunuch finished speaking, he began to undress one by one.He took off his coat first, then his coat, kicked on his shoes and wiped his socks.Touching here, looking there, looking absent-minded, this process alone was delayed for almost half an hour.

The young lady was very anxious, although she didn't dare to look at her fiery eyes, she was always peeping from the corner of her eye.The little eunuch had only a small trousers at the end, which was covered by a half-foot blue cloth, and the red candle light was faintly shadowy, and the bridegroom dodged, but she couldn't see anything clearly.

As soon as the little eunuch got into bed, Shangguan Xue stretched out her hand like a spark.But the bridegroom asked knowingly:

"What are you looking for, lady?"

"What am I looking for? What do you think I'm looking for? Marry a chicken like a chicken, marry a dog like a dog, if I marry a eunuch by mistake, this life will be over!" The young lady said with a smile.

"You're right, I'm really an eunuch." Pan Youan said seriously.

"What, what, what did you say?" Shangguan Xue rolled over from the bed and got up.

"What are you panicking about?" The little eunuch smiled wickedly and said, "Listen to what I have to say!"

The young lady refused, and said sternly: "You understand what you said, how can I not be in a hurry to marry a eunuch on the bed?"

"My eunuch is an eunuch, but my eunuch is different from other eunuchs."

"What's the difference?" the lady asked anxiously.

"I have one more thing than other eunuchs."

"what?"

"It's what you want, feel it here if you don't believe me." The little eunuch grabbed the young lady's little hand and led it to his crotch.

As soon as the lady touched the thing, she struggled to release it as if it was hot, and then carefully put her hand back there, gently stroking the cute little rabbit, her eyes immediately filled with tears .Her heart finally fell to the ground, and finally the emperor opened his eyes and let her marry a well-equipped man.

"Are you relieved now?" the little eunuch asked with a grimace.

The lady nodded with tears in her eyes, and said with a smile: "Officer, you are so kind! So you are not a eunuch?"

The little eunuch couldn't help but step up on the young lady's body, familiar with the road, and his precious spear entered the young lady's body step by step.mouth said:

"I didn't lie to you, I'm actually a eunuch."

The young lady moaned softly, and said incoherently: "I don't care if you are a eunuch or not! As long as you have... ouch... that's fine."

Just at this moment, suddenly there was loud shouting in the courtyard, and the lanterns and torches illuminated the panes of the window brightly, and the flames flickered like daytime.Someone knocked on the door, and it was Shangguan Xue's maid who spoke:

"Miss, the officers and soldiers of the brigade are here, and they say they want to arrest the young eunuch."

"Damn it, it's really not the right time to come, it would be better if it was a moment later." The little eunuch slowed down and cursed in a low voice.

Shangguanxue put her hands on her husband's chest and said with a smile: "Forget it, officer, what can you do if you make me distracted and frightened? Why don't you wait for a while until I send them away."

The little eunuch stopped him and said, "Didn't they come to arrest the eunuch? I'll go out and let them arrest me."

"Dare!" The lady said while putting on her clothes, "Whoever dares to touch a hair of my husband, I will take his head off!"

"Let me hide under the blanket and be a coward, I won't do it! Who am I afraid of?" the little eunuch said bravely.

"Officer, if you get confused for a while, I'll be back right away. Be obedient, lie down on the bed and don't move. I will let you show up when it's time for you." After saying that, the young lady hurried away.

The leader of the army is Feng Jingang again.

Lao Feng adhered to the prime minister's orders, but with some personal selfish distractions, so he worked very hard in the arrest and prison operation.This action is related to his bright future, wealth and life. If he succeeds, he will be brilliant, but if he fails, he will suffer.Not to mention whether the little eunuch would let him go, even Wang Shugui would not let him go.After being promoted and reused by Prime Minister Wang and appointed as the deputy commander-in-chief of the Administrative Office of the Supervisor, he decided to fight the little eunuch to the death and separate a man and a woman with the grace of knowing him.Every time, he knew the little eunuch's whereabouts almost like the palm of his hand, but he was always half a step late.The reward amount posted on the general document has climbed to 1000 taels of gold, 500 taels for those who provide clues, 800 taels for those who assist in the capture of the prison, and 1000 taels for those who bring the eunuch to justice or kill the eunuch.

There are pros and cons to offering a large reward.Some unscrupulous people even pretended to be eunuchs and sent their wives to the government, saying that this was the eunuch they wanted. If you don't believe me, you can take off your pants for inspection, and it must have been purified.During this period, there were also a lot of Erweizi, those with reproductive problems, or even a few stone girls...

Lao Feng pushed all these complicated things to the bookworm Wen Shichang and the foolish lion head, while he dressed lightly and followed the little eunuch's ass closely all the time, not afraid that he would fly into the sky.

Eight of the nine losers (one of whom had a nervous breakdown due to excessive anxiety) jointly reported to the government office that the little eunuch had just fled into the Shuanglong village and married the village owner's daughter Shangguanxue on the same day.

The prefect didn't believe it, and slapped each of the messengers eight times in total.It is said that they became enemies because of jealousy, quarreled with each other, did not correctly treat the fact that they lost the election, and checked their personal reasons more. Does the donkey crow?

Eight unlucky whistleblowers, who didn't get one or two bounties, and were almost convicted of accusations of false accusation, fraudulently receiving official money, and causing trouble for nothing, ran away one by one, and as soon as they stepped out of the gate of the government office, they ran into Feng Jingang. team.

Although Feng Jinjin knew the identity of the little eunuch as a eunuch, because he had seen the heroic appearance of the little eunuch peeing on a horse, he was very upset about it, so not only did he always doubt the real face of the little eunuch, so he already concluded that the little eunuch must be a fake .I won't talk about half a catty of butt meat, one is ashamed to talk about it, and the other is that battlefield injuries are inevitable and cannot be ignored.Now he is acting impartially, and it is his duty to arrest the eunuch.As soon as he heard that the little eunuch was going to pay a visit to the church, all the strange things from the past came over him, he laughed and said: "The toad has become a spirit, since he can pee, why can't he fuck women?"Without further ado, Feng Jingang borrowed some troops from the magistrate, took a few mouthfuls of food hastily, and rushed to Shuanglong Mountain overnight.