Merry Eunuch Lang

The green mule waved the Zaoyang lance, and hit him facelessly.The little eunuch blocked his gun disdainfully, and the lance was pushed aside. Before Qing Mule's second lance came over, the little eunuch fired three shots in a row, and Qing Mule was a little dazzled. Being unreasonable is just a trick to beat the master to death.The green mule also wants to fight an eye for an eye, so he will do it quickly, but making a lance is a laborious task, he can only smash, hit, and bump, not pound, poke, or poke.After seven or eight rounds, Qing Mule's head was on top of his legs, his chest and back were dripping with cold sweat, and he kept regretting that he had used the wrong tools when he was apprenticed to a teacher.But the little eunuch still shot like a gun, stabbing forward and pulling back, the tip of the gun is like a python coming out of a hole, every move is at the fatal point.At this moment, the green mule realized that he was the one who wanted to take the life of the man, but he didn't expect that he would also take his life?He wanted to shout "Grandpa, forgive me", maybe he could live a few more years.It's a pity that the habit developed over the years is that others respect him as a master. When did he become a grandson?With a hard mouth and a soft butt, the one who suffers is naturally himself.The green mule fought recklessly, the little eunuch was more than capable, and after a few moves, the green mule was at the end of his crossbow, and was stabbed away by the little eunuch, the point of the gun entered the stomach, and when he came back, some intestines and stomachs were brought out.The green mule was shocked, threw his spear and laughed, and fell off the mule. Before he died, he screamed "I don't accept you", and then stretched his legs and died.

The "team" under Qing Mule couldn't carry the corpse, so they uttered a cry and wanted to disperse like birds and beasts, but the little eunuch stopped them behind:

"Come here, take this away, and leave after the sanitation is cleaned up!" He pointed to the corpse of the green mule.

Which of the minion soldiers dare not follow?

Miss Xue'er jumped on the little eunuch's horse, and rode on the same horse with him face to face, clinging to the eunuch's arms, she said coquettishly:

"Officer, you are really good!"

The little eunuch smiled disapprovingly and said, "Lady, what is this? Back then when Zhao Zilong Changbanpo killed Cao Bing, he entered seven times and exited seven times. That's when a hero has come to the fore. It's a pity that I didn't catch up..."

Xue'er smiled, and complained: "Officer, our play hasn't been sung yet! We were distracted when we first appeared..."

The little eunuch kissed his beloved wife, and said with a smile: "If you keep the green hills, I'm afraid there will be no firewood, so I will pay you back double later."

The old man Shangguan danced with joy and announced loudly:

"The whole cottage will be on holiday for three days, with lanterns and festoons, candles, gongs and drums to celebrate the success of the new son-in-law!"

The audience cheered.

"Master, look quickly, there is another large group of troops coming down the mountain!" The patrolling soldiers on the wall of the village shouted down.

The young lady pursed her lips and said, "Don't worry about him, officer. The rest of the rubbish will be taken care of by the elder sister, second elder sister, and the others for a while, and we will go back to our room to rest."

The little eunuch smiled and said: "My lady, these turtle bastards are all after me, so let me have a murderous addiction!"

"Officials, be careful, it may be the other two mules!" The young lady got off the eunuch's horse, turned around and instructed.

The person who came was the mule buddy.

There are three village owners in Qinglong Mountain Village, the third eldest, the green mule Luo Shiyu, is the main village owner, the eldest gray mule Luo Shifu, and the second eldest yellow mule Luo Shigui are the deputy.It's not that the father favors the younger ones. In terms of martial arts skills, the third child is better than the two elder brothers.The three brothers don't pay much attention to farming, and only rely on excessive expropriation, extortion, and bullying to dominate the market.Relying on the ill-gotten money they collected, the brothers recruited soldiers and horses, and continued to expand their strength outwards. All the small villages nearby have been surrendered by them.The reason why the Shuanglong cottage has not been obtained is because the third brother has taken a fancy to Shangguanxue, and the matchmaker refused to accept it several times. The young mule wanted to attack by force, but the eldest and the second refused.Although the old Shangguan was old, he still had the official title of mayor on his head. It is good to be famous when he is a teacher, so the matter was delayed.Shangguanxue's public contest to recruit relatives angered Luo Shiyu, the third young mule. According to his temperament, he was going to come to Shuanglong Village to investigate the crime that night. It was only because there was a big river between Qinglong Mountain and Shuanglong Mountain that it was inconvenient to cross at night, so it was postponed. One night.As soon as the green mule got off the first ferry, he hurried up the mountain without waiting for his brothers to gather, thinking that taking down Shangguan's father and daughter was equivalent to picking eggs in the crotch.As soon as the eldest brother and the second child arrived at the foot of the mountain, they met the stragglers who had come from the desert.The two brothers cried loudly holding the body of the third child, and vowed to avenge their brothers.

The eyes of the two mules were red, and they joined forces to attack the little eunuch.Pan You'an took his time, moving left to block, and right to right click.Within ten rounds, the two mules were killed, killed by the young eunuch's gun, and they chased their brothers together.

The old Shangguan was overjoyed, took advantage of the situation and sent troops to take down the Qinglong village in one fell swoop, and the world has been peaceful since then.

The little eunuch re-entering the bridal chamber is not comparable to yesterday.

Old plays are sung again, old tunes are played again.Miss held the little eunuch's shoulders, moaned softly, and called out:

"My friend, even if you are really an eunuch, I still love you!"

The little eunuch was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "Fool, if I really become a eunuch, why do you still love me?"

The young couple lingered all night without mentioning their confession.