Merry Eunuch Lang

It was impossible for Shangguanxue to abandon her husband and leave without hesitation. She just took a few steps back and hid on the sidelines. After she witnessed the little eunuch's supernatural power to lift Feng Jingang up and throw him to death, she couldn't help but secretly rejoice: A man is born to be a hero , My man should be like this.At this time, the young eunuch's soul-hunting gun had already been rushed back and handed it to the young lady. Taking advantage of the young eunuch's turning around, the young lady shouted "Catch it", and the young eunuch was already holding the gun in his hand.

In the officers and soldiers, seeing that Feng Jingang was dead, the monkeys would scatter when the tree fell, and the corners of the formation were in chaos for a moment.Among the dozens of people brought by Feng Jingang, there were a few confidantes, but none of them were life and death acquaintances.At this juncture, everyone thinks more about themselves and less about others, everyone is stepping on the watermelon rind, and is ready to run away at any time.There are quite a few people in the government office, but none of them really work hard. As the saying goes, a borrowed cat doesn't catch mice!Besides, they have a long-standing relationship with the Shanzhai, who has nothing to do with these thankless activities?

The little eunuch shook his soul-hunting magic spear, sternly eyed, and yelled at the army: "Is there anyone who dares to come and die?"

The leader of the team from the government office looked around and asked Feng Jingang's people, and discussed, "Brother, why don't you withdraw?"

Feng Jingang's people were eager for this sound, so they took the opportunity to find a way to say: "Get out, this person may not be a little eunuch, otherwise how could he worship flowers with other girls!"

Immediately, the front team of the brigade changed to the rear team, and the rear team changed to the front team. All of them dispersed in an instant.Someone was quite a friend, went over and jumped off the horse, picked up Feng Jingang's body, put it on the horse's back, and ran away without a trace.

There was joy in Hezhai, and the little eunuch became a hero that everyone expected.Among the Zhuang soldiers, some bold ones approached stealthily, taking advantage of the young eunuch's unguardedness, they suddenly stepped forward, and seven or eight people picked him up and threw him into the air.Throwing and yelling, after several repetitions, the little eunuch finally revealed his treasure.As I said in the last book, the little eunuch was wearing pajamas, and he didn't even have time to put on his trousers and forks. When a long robe fluttered in the wind, wouldn't the spring come to an end?The little eunuch showed his true colors.The old Shangguan was the closest, and he was passing by instead of watching the fun, but when he looked up, he saw his son-in-law's terribly lumpy, stringy tendons, not smaller than anyone else's?The old Shangguan was overjoyed when he saw this, he was more happy than picking up a gold ingot, this time he only dropped a stone to the ground.

The most embarrassing thing is Miss, originally it is something that all men have, and it is not considered a rare treasure or a valuable item.The problem is that no matter who's things are reluctant to be seen by others, especially in broad daylight, this is also common sense, but his man's things were exhibited once.Everyone is joking with good intentions, this is also the same way of celebrating victory since ancient times, the lady can't get angry.Just when the old village master came over, the lady blushed and begged:

"Father, persuade them to go, stop them, what do you think..."

On the contrary, the old village master didn't take it seriously, stroked his gray beard, and said with a smile: "It's okay, let them make trouble, young man! Let everyone understand that my good son-in-law is not a eunuch or a superintendent. Yes!"

Dad didn't stop him, but it was inconvenient for the young lady to come forward.Just at this moment, suddenly a man with a dark face riding a big green mule with a Zaoyang lance on his shoulder rushed up from the bottom of the mountain angrily, followed by a large team.The black-faced man went up the mountain without saying hello to anyone, but he yelled at the laughing crowd and said:

"Stop it, stop it for me! Quickly call that bastard boy called the eunuch to come out and fight Sanbaihe with me. If he wants to defeat the spear in my hand, let him stay in Dazhai and continue to be his son-in-law." , if he can't pass Lao Tzu's test, tell him to go to the palace of the king of hell and have fun with the daughter of the king of hell!"

The young lady was displeased, and reprimanded: "Third brother, today is my good day, what are you doing so wild?"

"This matter has nothing to do with you," the black-faced man yelled, "I'm talking to that eunuch. I'm here to compete with him today, to see how capable he really is? How can he piss into the sky?"

The old village master couldn't stand it anymore, so he changed his face and said, "Third brother, aren't you tearing things apart?"

"I'm not only trying to tear down the stage, I also want to tear down the temple!" The black-faced man didn't take the old village master seriously at all.He said angrily, "It was agreed that the two villages would become one family, but you didn't do it. You didn't look for the ready-made ones. You insisted on recruiting a wild boy outside to be your son-in-law. All the men in the two villages died. What are you doing?" What's the point?"

The speaker was Luo Shiyu, nicknamed Qing Mule, aged 25 to [-], and had been coveting Miss Shangguanxue's beauty for more than a day. He was the owner of the nearby Qinglong Mountain.He once proposed that the two cottages be merged into one family, with Xueer as the chief village owner, him as the deputy, and the old Shangguan in charge of logistics as the third when he gets older.The condition is that Shangguanxue will marry him as a concubine, or it doesn't matter if he marry into Shuanglong Mountain as a door-to-door son-in-law.This condition is too harsh, the young mule is not of good character, and he is extremely ugly, how can Shangguan father and daughter agree?So this time, I didn't dare to inform him beforehand when I was recruiting relatives. I originally wanted to find someone with high martial arts skills, who could deter this young mule if necessary.The green mule got the news from nowhere, and blocked the door early in the morning to find trouble.

Seeing that the green mule was getting more and more outrageous, the young lady suppressed her anger and said, "Third Brother, I'm hosting a wedding today, and you came just in time. Come into the village for a drink!"

"Sister Shangguan," Qing Mule said with a grin, "I don't mind you even if the mutton is turned into buns out of the cage. I heard that the son-in-law you recruited is a eunuch, and he has entered the bridal chamber last night. If he is really a eunuch, I will let him go." If he wants to hide something in his trousers, don’t blame Third Brother for being rude. You got married yesterday, but today you will be a widow for a day. How about we pray to heaven and earth again the day after tomorrow?”

"Bah!" The young lady spat on Qing Mule's face and scolded, "You shameless thing, come on, come on, my aunt will show you three tricks!"

After finishing speaking, the lady got on the horse, held the rein with her left hand, and held the spear tightly with her right hand.

The little eunuch and the others had already finished their game. Looking at today's formation, they knew that a fierce battle was inevitable. Someone handed him his spear, someone brought the white dragon colt over, and someone whispered the story of the green mule. He said it again.After the little lady listened in, she gave a nasty smile in her heart: Another murderous person has come to your door!The little eunuch saw that the young mule was talking big, and he seemed to have some skills. He was afraid that his wife would suffer, so he urged him to take a step forward, saying:

"Miss, since he came to teach me, then I will pay homage to this dog master!"

The green mule saw that the little eunuch was really talented, and said angrily: "Where did the wild seeds come from, and dare to spread them on my ground? Boy, take off your pants yourself, and let me watch and see, if there is no such thing Son, sir, I am so good that I let you live, where did you come from? Go there! If the legend is wrong, and your kid has grown a troublesome root, then no wonder I am so rude. Write it down for me, little ones. Today's day, next year at this time we will celebrate his anniversary, a lonely ghost from a foreign country..."

Qing Mule hadn't finished speaking, the little eunuch's sharp spear had already been shot, Qing Mule was caught off guard, and a large piece of his trousers was torn off first.

"You foreign ghost! Are you human? Do you understand human language? Why did you do it when the conditions were not agreed? Are you such a bastard?" Qing Mule cursed while covering his lower body with one hand.

The little eunuch smiled and said: "I only listen to the dog barking, how can anyone talk to the dog? You are dying, and you still want to celebrate my anniversary?"

"Don't fight anymore! You can't fight the battle if your pants are torn, and there are women here, can you wait for me to change your pants?" Qing Mule shouted.

"What does it matter if the pants are torn? Your grandfather and I don't wear pants at all." After the little eunuch said, he lifted up the hem of his pajamas and said with a smile, "Aren't you going to inspect the goods? Look at me, it's no worse than yours." look?"

The green mule became angry and beat him with a lance.

If we talk about martial arts, this young mule Luo Shiyu really has some skills, he is tall and strong, although he may not be as good as a young eunuch, but he will not lose too badly.The problem is on the battlefield. One is afraid of underestimating the enemy, and the other is afraid of harboring evil thoughts. Before finding out the opponent's reality, he thinks that he has won the victory. generally.The green mule has violated the big taboo of killing the field, and he is afraid that he will suffer a loss in front of him!