Merry Eunuch Lang

How can a big man lie down and pretend to be dead when his wife goes out to resist the enemy?Not long after the lady went out, the little eunuch began to get dressed and get out of bed, but he was unfamiliar with the place, so he couldn't find anything he was looking for.He simply didn't do anything, just put on pajamas and nightgown and went out the door.Fortunately, there were plenty of weapons in the lady's front hall, no matter whether he was in his hand or not, he randomly touched one.There was a Zhuang Bing riding a horse in the compound. He walked over and got on the horse with a "chuo".Xiao Zhuang Ding saw that he was the new son-in-law, and he had seen him in the martial arts field the day before, so he stuck out his tongue and didn't dare to say anything.

It was only after he got on the horse that he realized that this horse was his own white dragon colt. The young lady had ordered someone to take good care of the horse the day before, otherwise he would be dealt with severely.In the village, the young lady is a unique character, the old village master only obeys her, who dare not listen to the rest?Naturally, the head groom did not dare to slack off, and appointed someone to carefully feed the grass, wash the hair and mane, and came out early in the morning to ride and drink the horses, not wanting to catch up with the time.

The little eunuch came forward on horseback, and most of the Zhuang soldiers knew each other, even if they didn't know each other, they could guess that they would stay together, and gave way one after another.The little eunuch went straight to the front of the battle to see that his wife was exhausted, Feng Jingang showed his power, and with a big knife, he appeared like a ghost.All of a sudden, Feng Jinjin made an opening, the young lady forgot the truth, and was about to block it, but Feng Jinjin's door saber slashed across from the slant.If this knife goes down, the lady will be divided into two parts.All the Zhuang soldiers screamed, and the old Shangguan's face was like batik, he was silent like a cicada, and his whole body couldn't help shaking.

What a little eunuch, if you want to stop Naihe at this time, the distance is not enough, even if you shout, it will not help.Feng Jingang was eager to do meritorious service, and was anxious to capture the young eunuch so that he could go to the prime minister on business, so he launched a murderous plan.It was too late and then too soon, the moment Feng Jingang's broadsword was about to fall on the young lady's neck, the little eunuch's spear shot directly at Feng Jingang's broadsword, the swords and guns collided, there was a clang, sparks flew, and the two weapons were aligned. landing.

The young lady was dripping with cold sweat, she looked up at the little eunuch, and shouted anxiously, "Officials, come and help me!"

The little eunuch calmed down and said comfortingly, "Come back, my lady, and watch me clean up this wild boar."

Shangguan Xue saw that her husband had no weapons in his hands, and when she was about to hand him her silver gun, the little eunuch laughed and said:

"He doesn't have a knife in his hand, and I don't have a gun in my hand. It's exactly the same, so that he won't say that I bully him when he gets it."

Feng Jingang's sword skills are formidable, and his sword skills are also unrivaled.However, when he was apprenticed to a teacher for art, the master taught him this skill, and said: "Boy, this alone is the enemy of ten thousand people. This knife is enough for you to make achievements. Back then, Guan Yunchang relied on his knife. Started." Losing the knife in his hand, Lao Feng was at a loss for what to do.He turned around and saw that the person in front of him was indeed the young man who urinated on the horse's back and hooked off half a catty of his butt, so he was furious and said:

"Little eunuch, you are wise. The emperor ordered me to catch you, come with me!"

"Damn it," the little eunuch scolded, "I think I was a 15-year-old soldier who led the army, and now I am still a minister of the court, in charge of the military department, and a second-rank official. What kind of thing are you, how dare you call me a little eunuch? "

Feng Jingang is also a person who has seen the world, and he is also a military officer, so the little eunuch can't scare him with a few words.Then he sneered and said with a smile:

"You are obviously a eunuch and you are afraid of being called? Even if you have goods in your crotch, you are still a eunuch. At most, you are just a fake eunuch. You will never take off your eunuch hat in this life! What grievances do you have? Come to the court to argue with me, I know you The official is big and I am small, I am just a small clerk, I am ordered to arrest people, why are you making things difficult for me?"

Feng Jingang's words were very vicious, every sentence pierced the little eunuch's heart, he couldn't help being angry from his heart, the evil turned to the guts, and the murderous intention suddenly appeared, and he decided to destroy the evil who helped the dog to eat first. Thieves, the road ahead will be easy.The little eunuch scolded:

"Zhutou, since you are acting according to the order, why not invite the emperor's imperial edict to read out, and then I will go to Beijing with you to accept the crime!"

"This, this," Feng Jingang was at a loss for words, and he said after a short pause, "This is the emperor's word of mouth passed down by Prime Minister Wang. If you have something to say, go to the court with Prime Minister Wang to confront him. Nothing to do."

"Fuck your mother!" The little eunuch scolded, "You think I'm a fool? You killed me before I came to Beijing, and you made me make noodles. There's no way to eat leftover noodles!"

Feng Jingang reasoned that his words were poor, and he didn't want to waste his time in a verbal battle with the little eunuch, so he waved his hand back and shouted:

"Come on, brothers, take this little eunuch down for me!"

When Feng Jin turned his head just now, the little eunuch was so fast that he hurried forward two steps, stretched out his hand and grabbed Feng Jingang's belt, with a strong force, Feng Jingang got up from the horse, and was held high by the little eunuch. Hold it up in the air.Old Feng didn't expect the little eunuch to make such a move, and he shouted urgently: "Soldiers, come and save me! The prime minister personally promised me that he killed the eunuch and sealed ten thousand households. It's time for everyone to seal their wives and sons!..." The little eunuch didn't wait for Feng Jinjin to finish his sentence, he showed his power, tried his best, shouted loudly, and threw Feng Jinjin under the horse.scolded:

"Go to the Palace of the King of Hell and make your dream of becoming a Marquis!"

Feng Jingang was head down, his head touched the ground first, he fell headfirst, his head sank into his neck, red, yellow, black and white things were scattered all over the ground, his legs and hands were shaking all over his body like sifting chaff, seeing that he couldn't survive.