Merry Eunuch Lang

At the age of ten, the little eunuch left his hometown and embarked on a bumpy and difficult road to be an eunuch.His relatives, friends, neighbors and neighbors would never think that there is still a man's beauty left on him.The sky is pitiful, the earth is pitiful, the little eunuch unexpectedly returned to his hometown after a long absence.I can't remember the village clearly, but he still has some influence on their house.

He wasn't planning to go home, and to be honest, he didn't have much affection for the people in his hometown.Sending him to the royal family to be an eunuch was definitely not based on the virtues of these well-meaning people.That being the case, being a eunuch is so good, why didn't they send their sons to be castrated by lot?It doesn't matter who has how many sons.Why him?He was fortunate enough to keep his masculine characteristics, and it was by no means an expert in his hometown. He calculated that he must have an adventure in his life, otherwise such a good thing would not have been his turn.

Once, the little eunuch happened to meet a middle-aged beggar who was half crazy and half stupid in order to avoid the rain in a small dilapidated temple during his trip.Seeing his pity, the little eunuch took out a piece of silver and threw it into his hand. The man fell to the ground and called him "Master".He intentionally teased the beggar and said, "My friend, if I give you a lot of silver, will you cut off your things and give it to me? With this silver, you won't need to beg everywhere again." The beggar shook his head. Said: "No, no, no, even if you give me ten piles of silver, I won't do it. What's the point of living if people don't have those things?" It can be seen that a foolish beggar knows the importance of such things, let alone ordinary people?

As he approached the village, he was about to ask someone for directions, when suddenly a familiar face appeared in front of him, and he recognized San Nai Zhang, Si Aunt Li, Grandma Wang, and the old man with a white beard. gray beard.But no one recognized him. From the age of ten to 20, he had already completed his life transformation from a boy to a youth.The changes during this period are so great that ordinary people cannot recognize them.

The little eunuch knocked on the door of his house in a strange manner. He clearly felt that there were many people pointing at him behind him, and a group of children followed behind him, neither far nor near, always keeping a certain distance.

The person who opened the door was a middle-aged uncle. The little eunuch couldn't remember the face of this man in his memory, so he asked inexplicably, saying:

"Uncle, where are the people in this family?"

The middle-aged uncle was a little surprised at first, but after waking up, he smiled and said:

"I am a member of this family!"

"I mean, no matter how early, people from this family?" The little eunuch was also surprised, he really couldn't think of a more suitable word, so he had to say, "Did this family's surname used to be Pan?"

"There are too many people with the surname Pan in our village. I don't know which one the guests are looking for?" the middle-aged man said politely.

It was probably their voices that caught the attention of the people in the room, and a woman, an old man and a young woman, walked out of the courtyard.He recognized them both at a glance, the older one was his aunt, the younger one was his cousin.He called "Auntie" and explained:

"I'm Anzi."

My aunt was startled at first, and then she yelled loudly, shouting:

"Oh my God, you are Xiao Anzi of our family! If you don't tell me, how can I recognize you? My dear, you've grown up so much, you can see that you've got this talent, you're as handsome as a girl."

The aunt's eyes were red, and she looked like she was about to cry. Before he could speak, the aunt pointed to the girl behind her and said, "Girl, this is your cousin Anzi. He left early, maybe you don't remember?"

"Remember, remember, why don't you remember?" The cousin was quick to speak, and came over to hold the little eunuch's hand, but the little eunuch avoided him, and the cousin said angrily, "Cousin, don't you know me?"

The little eunuch entered the courtyard, and the middle-aged uncle led the horse, and he kept tsk-tsk praising: "After all, he is a person from the imperial court. Look at this outfit, and this horse. Who has seen it in a lifetime? It will cost a lot of money." And this stirrup, oh, it’s not a gold stirrup, is it?”

The little eunuch remembered very clearly that his cousin's name was Hong Si'er, and Hong Si'er was one year younger than him. When he was a child, he didn't call him brother, but just called him An, and sometimes he was called "um" by mistake.After his father died, he spent the longest time at his aunt's house. It is reasonable to say that his aunt is his most reliable immediate family member in this world, but for some reason, his aunt doesn't seem to like him very much.When his parents were alive, he was still young and couldn't remember many things, but there is one sentence that he still remembers fresh.Once when he was playing with Hong Si'er in the courtyard, his aunt said to his mother, "Anzi looks handsome, and Si'er is also fresh. Why don't they marry each other, what a virgin boy and girl!" Talk, just grin and smile.After his parents passed away, his aunt's face became more and more ugly.My aunt's family lives in Lincun, and he is an orphan, so naturally he visits his aunt's house the most.For some reason, he was always the last one when serving rice, and every time my aunt shouted very flamboyantly: "Hey, why is there less food when we arrive in Anzi?" Pour some of the rice in the bowl to him.Hong Sier is not, after eating her own meal, she knocks on the bowl and yells: "Mom, Anzi, you cook less every time you come back to our house." The aunt gave her daughter a hard look and said, "Oh, cook more next time. .” It will be the same next time.After that he left and entered the palace as a eunuch.He doesn't know who came up with the idea of ​​making him a eunuch, and he can't remember exactly how he got there. As for how his aunt lived in his house again, that's a matter for another day.But my aunt seems to have changed, the uncle who leads the horse seems to be...

His aunt and the whole family politely let him into the house. Before he could sit still, he hurriedly got up and took out a piece of gold from the saddle bag, holding a handful of silver ingots, and said:

"Auntie, I was in a hurry and forgot to buy a gift. I will leave this little money for you to supplement your family!"

The middle-aged uncle stood up, hurriedly walked over to look at the gold and silver on the table, and was wrung on the buttocks by his aunt.The uncle argued, "I'll take some money to cut a few catties of meat, and then buy two catties of wine, isn't it okay?" The aunt didn't say anything, and the middle-aged uncle picked up a piece of silver and left. When he reached the door, he turned around and smiled at the little eunuch. laugh.Hong Si'er went to boil water in the stove, while the aunt and nephew were talking in the main room.

The aunt asked: "Anzi, are you here to stay here permanently or just leave?"

The little eunuch said: "Passing by, I will only stay for one night, and I will leave tomorrow."

It can be seen that my aunt clearly breathed a sigh of relief, and asked again:

"Why are you in such a hurry, it's hard to come here, why don't you stay longer?"

"It's urgent." The little eunuch grumbled.

"The emperor sent you here?"

"No, I came out by myself."

"Oh." My aunt didn't ask further.

The middle-aged uncle bought a lot of vegetables, including cooked food and raw meat.The aunt turned her back and asked the middle-aged uncle in a low voice, "Where's the change?" The uncle blushed and said, "I'll tell you later."

The little eunuch was hungry. He hadn't had home-cooked food for a long time, and he really wanted to eat that battered pancake.But there was none on the table, so he was too embarrassed to ask for it.His aunt has always been very dignified in his mind, even though he is older now, he is still a little afraid of her.The aunt never introduced the real identity of the middle-aged uncle to him, and he didn't ask, so he guessed it.

After dinner, the aunt arranged a place to rest, and the aunt said, "Don't take up the house, An Zi will leave tomorrow, why not for one night, let him and silk live in the same room!"

"How did this happen, man..." The middle-aged uncle hurriedly stopped, probably he had also heard of his status as a eunuch.

I can feel that Cousin Chou'er is very kind to him.The little eunuch has experienced the wind and rain, he can tell that Silk's kindness is the kindness of women to women, or there is still some kind of family affection left, as for others, he has no longing, curiosity and curiosity of the opposite sex at all. Longing, she has already determined that he is a neutral person.

After getting into the red silk bed, the little eunuch asked casually:

"Cousin, I only remember that your breast name is Silk, what's your first name?"

Silk said quietly, "I took my mother's surname after my father died, and my name is Pan Jinlian."