Merry Eunuch Lang

It was still early, and the little eunuch wanted to blow the lamp to sleep, but Silk refused, saying, "Cousin, don't rush to blow the lamp, let's talk while the lamp is on."

The little eunuch said, "That's fine."

"Cousin, what's your name?" Pan Jinlian asked.

"My name is Pan You'an."

"So we have the same surname?"

"Didn't you hear people say, cousin, broken bones and tendons?" The little eunuch said perfunctorily.

"I heard from my mother that it seems that we are not a family. My mother said that my uncle was bought by my grandfather." After all, the girls in the village are less experienced, and they can say what they should say and what should not be said.

"Really? Why didn't I know?" The little eunuch pretended to be confused on purpose, but he already knew it already.

"Cousin, I have something to ask, I don't know if you agree or not?" Si'er seemed to be hiding something, and when she said this, she covered half of her face with the corner of the quilt.

"How can I agree if you don't say anything?" The little eunuch always felt uncomfortable sleeping next to a woman.

"Anyway, you're not a man anymore, and I'm not afraid of making fun of you if I say it."

"Yeah, since you know I'm not a man, what are you afraid of?" The little eunuch said so, but he was thinking about other things.

"Cousin, I'm getting married soon." Silk said.

"That's good, that's a good thing! Tomorrow I'll give you a piece of silver, and you can use it as a dowry."

"Cousin, I don't want your money. You have already given them a lot tonight. How can I have the nerve to ask for it again? Your money is not easy to come by. I'm talking about another matter."

"Tell me what's the matter, and see if I can help you?" the little eunuch said lightly.

"Mine is broken, I'm afraid people will recognize it, so you can help me out." After she finished speaking, Silk's face flushed with embarrassment, and she hurriedly covered her face with the quilt.

The little eunuch wanted to ask who made the mess, but couldn't open his mouth, so he said through the topic: "This matter is very simple."

"You still say it's simple, everyone is so worried." Silk said in the quilt.

The little eunuch said in an orderly manner: "You prepare two identical white sheets, one has a bloodstain on it, and the other is clean. You take out the clean one and spread it on the bed in front of the groom the night before, and the other Put it in a convenient place, men usually fall asleep immediately after finishing their work, so you took the opportunity to change the cloth sheet. It's that simple, do you think it will work?"

After listening carefully, Silke suddenly lifted the quilt and sat up, and said joyfully, "Brother, you are really good! How did you get such a good idea, you are a big man!"

The little eunuch smiled and said, "You just said that I am not a man, but now you call me a big man?"

Sierra said shyly, "Brother, can you let me see your place, and see how it was cut by those people?"

"Silk, don't worry about it!" the little eunuch stopped him.

"I'll just take a look." Silk said stubbornly.

"You will regret it when you see it. It will scare you half to death." The little eunuch threatened.

"It's not a tiger, can it still eat me?" Silk insisted on watching.

"I wouldn't eat it, but I might bite you." The little eunuch pretended to be mysterious on purpose.

Siu'er smiled and said, "Just bite, I wonder how big its mouth is?"

The little eunuch was a little embarrassed and said, "Good sister, don't look at it, just let you touch it!"

Si'er didn't give in, and said with a smile, "What's the point of touching it? What tricks can you find out if you're naked? If you don't touch it, just watch!"

The little eunuch hesitated for a moment, then slowly lifted the quilt.

Seeing his reluctance, Si'er said, "What's so special about a poor eunuch? I don't believe that if the emperor can see it, I won't see it?" Pulling the little eunuch's panties away, she was stunned. shouted:

"My God, brother turned out to be a fake eunuch!"

In the room over there, my aunt and the man she married after were not asleep either.

The sudden appearance of the little eunuch brought different and unusual feelings to everyone in the family.Especially the old woman was really surprised first: this little eunuch, what is he doing here?Retired and returned home is still young.It doesn't look like going home to visit relatives. Could it be that the real estate is sold?Impossible, it seems that he has no shortage of money to spend, and he threw a lot of gold and silver as soon as he entered the door.Then why did he come here? The old lady pondered for half an afternoon but couldn't figure it out.

The man drank some wine, his eyes were a little sleepy, and he wanted to get on the kang early, and just about to take off his clothes, he suddenly remembered something and said:

"I went out to buy meat and wine during the day, and I heard people say that Anzi seems to have escaped from the palace, and that anyone who wants to report to the official can get a big reward."

"Is that really the case?" My aunt asked in surprise.

"That's what you say. It's hard to tell if it's true or not. No one has ever seen the official documents. How can ordinary people know such details?" the man muttered.

"No wonder!" the aunt said to herself.

"Why don't we go to the county government office to inquire about it tomorrow morning?" the man asked.

"Fuck your mother's shit! The county government took him away, what good is it for you and me?" the wife scolded.

"Didn't you say there was a reward?"

"Do you believe what the government says? When the government comes, they will arrest the people first, and take away the things. We will lose our personal wealth." The old lady has always been a wise person.

"Then what do you think?" Men always listen to their wives.

"How much money do you think he brought?" the aunt asked in a low voice.

"I can't see young or old." The man walked to the door, peeked out through the crack of the door, turned around and said, "I see, both stirrups are made of gold, maybe the saddle is also made of silver. I couldn’t see clearly in the purse, so I weighed it, and it was quite heavy.”

"Okay, then you can do as I want!" My aunt said confidently.

"What should I do?" The man was puzzled.

"Come here." The woman waved her hand.

The man stretched his ears, and the woman confessed in this way.

"No, no, wouldn't silk be involved too?" The man shook his head and said.

"I'm a real mother and I'm willing to let it go. What can't you let go of? You can't let go of the baby, but you're still a man! Don't think that I don't know about you and silk, I just don't say anything. Silk Sooner or later, she won’t be able to get married, so she can live with you for the rest of her life? With so much gold and silver, what do we have for the rest of our lives? You are a no-brainer!"

"All right, I'll listen to you, can't I listen to you?" the man begged softly.

"You go to bed for a while, get enough energy, and we will start in the middle of the night!"

The man nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go all out too!"