Merry Eunuch Lang

When the little eunuch came to the case that day, the old man was drinking with his friends.The old man doesn't have a lot of hobbies, he just drinks some wine, plays with women and so on.As for gambling, he doesn’t really dabble in it. He thinks those things take up his brain and time. If you lose, he wins, he wins, you lose. It’s too boring to play money swap games. Originally, he wasn’t very interested in money and things. It's not as direct and enjoyable as drinking and whoring, drinking and drinking!Don't understand this point?

The old man is an upright official. Since he took office, he has not embezzled a tael of silver from the public, nor has he collected an extra tael of taxes from the ground.The common people neither supported him nor opposed him, and the higher authorities neither promoted him nor impeached him, promoted him, demoted him, and he stayed in this position for several years.

Stealing and plundering, extortionate extortion, taking money and breaking the law, and stealing three feet, those are the things fools do, and he has a lot of ways to make money.There is no way to reach out to his hometown. In order to obtain his fame that year, his father and mother spent a huge sum of money to get him an official position as the magistrate.I don't know if it's because he didn't spend enough money or because he wasn't capable enough, but in the end he was sent to this small remote county.

The first thing he did after he took office was to make money to repay the loan (there is still a lot of debt owed by his parents), what he did was to give full play to his hobbies and work hard on wine and sex.Since Mr. Du Kang invented the water unit, countless heroes, benevolent people and wise men have worshiped the word "wine", and some people have written poems and lyrics for wine, singing praises and praising the many benefits of wine.His father made his fortune from wine, and his family's ancestral secret recipe is now on him.The old man opened the tavern first and then opened the hotel, and recruited many beauties from the folk, and all the younger brothers were replaced by younger sisters.On the left is a restaurant, on the right is a brothel, and there are many follow suits in the county. In an instant, a street market integrating catering and entertainment came into being.The red lights of every inn are hung high, and there is a big word "wine" written on it. Next to it is the Goulan Courtyard, with big characters xx Hua Hotel written on it.There is a saying that the smell of wine is not afraid of deep alleys. Merchants from far and near, idle sons and gentlemen, and high-ranking officials and dignitaries who travel at public expense all come here one after another, and the small county suddenly becomes a famous tourist attraction.The old man didn't need to show up in person to get rich fortune, which not only filled his own pocket, but also revitalized the local economy. Why not pay attention to history forever?However, the top fighters are all fools, and the common people don't sell his favors, the poor laugh, and the prostitutes laugh.The old man was full of anger every day, so he had no choice but to drown his worries with wine.

The next day the Elder sobered up, only then did he remember that he had arrested a eunuch yesterday.First of all, he has a little sympathy for those who are eunuchs. He compares his heart with his heart. Human hearts are made of flesh. If you cut off your thing, what would you think?

The elder ordered someone to bring the young eunuch to the back hall. He wanted to meet the eunuch in private and inquire about some romantic affairs in the court and the palace.

The little eunuch came to the hall in disgrace, the elder gave him a seat, and asked him to remove his shackles. After retreating to the left and right, the elder said kindly:

"Brother eunuch, you have suffered."

The little eunuch smiled wryly and said, "Why bother?"

"I don't know something, can I ask my brother for advice?" said the magistrate.

The little eunuch was a little surprised. This old man is also the official of one of the parents. He has no airs at all, and he is extraordinarily merciful to him as a prisoner. He has a brother in his mouth, which is somewhat humane. If he can get out alive this time, he will repay him. .just say:

"My lord, please speak."

"You are a good father-in-law in the court, what are you doing when you come out?" asked the old man.

The little eunuch wanted to tell the truth, but because he didn't know the details of this person, it was inconvenient to speak clearly, so he had to say perfunctorily:

"The Eldest Master doesn't know something. I didn't run away, but the Emperor granted me a leave of absence, and asked me to go on tour in a humble manner and observe the people's sentiments. I think the Elder Master knows a little bit about my position in the court."

"I know, I know, you were the commander of the frontier, and now you are in charge of the military department. I know this. Then let me ask you, since the emperor sent you out, why did he let you know?" The county magistrate was still well informed.

"This has nothing to do with the emperor. Someone falsely preached the imperial decree and framed me. If you don't believe me, you can go to my saddlebag to find my current document, which has the imperial seal on it."

"If that's the case, then it's disrespectful," said the Elder, stood up, plopped down on his knees in front of the little eunuch, and chattered incessantly, "My lord, imperial envoy, please be honored by my humble position!"

This is really an earth-shaking change, the prisoner became a guest in an instant!The little eunuch was overjoyed, and a hanging heart finally fell. He couldn't sleep all night last night, thinking how long this head could be kept for a few more hours. Unexpectedly, the nobleman had God's blessing to meet this life-saving straw.He hurriedly helped the old man up and said:

"You don't need to be so polite, the county lord. The boy is in trouble. If you get help, you will never forget it in the future."

Hearing this, the Elder was overjoyed, and changed his tone and said: "I know that, in the court, it is common for the parties to fight against each other, to fight each other, to fight each other, anyway, from now on I will be your man. By the way, I would like to ask the imperial envoy, what kind of official title can you find for me in the future with your authority?"

The little eunuch couldn't help but frowned, thinking that this gentleman is a snobbery who clings to the powerful and greedy for profit!But at this time, it is inconvenient for him to be serious, he tried to escape himself first, so he opened his mouth and said:

"The young one is the servant, the big one is the minister."

The old man was about to kneel and kowtow again, but was stopped by the eunuch, and the county magistrate said in fear:

"I, Hu, have been lucky enough to see you today, why don't you and I become sworn brothers?"

When the little eunuch was employing someone, he wished to have such a fool as a helper, so he said happily:

"Best."

The two of them didn't mention their age, the county magistrate respected the young eunuch as the elder brother, and he as the younger brother. They burned incense and kowtowed, which was regarded as a good relationship with Jinlan.Then they sent someone to bathe and change the little eunuch, and arranged a banquet.

In the lobby, Huzhi County settled the case.Bring the sufferer, Mrs. Pan, and the man to court. Before Mrs. Pan complained, the shilling yamen servants in Huzhi County beat each of them a hundred slabs. The Mrs. Pan and his wife went inside without knowing it, thinking that the old man wanted to give them a reward, and they were beaten as soon as they entered the door. His skin was torn to pieces, and he passed out several times.

The magistrate of Hu County directly pronounced the verdict without asking the case: the convict wife Pan and her step-husband set fire to the house, killing one person.According to the law, he should be beheaded, so the man was sentenced to be beaten to death with a stick, Pan Lingchi, and eunuch Pan You'an handled the case separately...

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