Merry Eunuch Lang

Pan's man was already dying when he was beaten with [-] sticks. Hu Zhixian suddenly remembered something and hurriedly shouted to stop.He ordered the servants to take the half-dead man to the death row, take a bath and change his clothes, so that he could eat and drink, and raise him first.Everyone doesn't know why, but the county magistrate is in charge now, and he can do whatever he says, and if he can't resist, he must implement it first even if he doesn't understand.

Hu Zhixian returned to the back hall, clasped his fists in his hands, bowed respectfully, saluted deeply, and said:

"Brother, I chose a dead ghost for you. It looks a bit like it, but it's a little older, but it doesn't matter. Who can look at a dead man's head so carefully?"

The little lady listened to old Hu Luo for a long time, but she didn't understand what was going on, so she said with a smile:

"What is it for a dead ghost? It's a dead man's head again. Could it be that you are killing people?"

Hu Zhixian explained: "Brother doesn't know something. When I saw the pair of dogs and men who harmed you during the trial during the day, I felt angry in my stomach, so I didn't ask whether it was right or wrong, and each rewarded a hundred boards first. Then sentenced One of them was Ling Chi, and the other was shot dead in court. When the yamen servant was executing his sentence, I suddenly had an idea, and guess what?"

"What's the matter?" The little eunuch froze in the middle of the tea cup he was holding.

Hu Zhixian smiled and said: "Didn't Chaoli Xingwen want your head on your neck? I simply cut off that man's head and made some manipulations to pretend to be your head. Maybe I can get some rewards. Right now I'm short of money." Same thing."

"What?" The little eunuch put down the teacup.

"I didn't find such a treasured sword in your saddle bag."

The little eunuch suddenly remembered, and said: "The knife is still in my boot. When the fire broke out that day, I only cared about my life. That kind of thing may still fall into the ruins."

"It's easy to handle. I sent someone to find it immediately, and sent it to Jingzhong together with the head of that wicked man. After a while, you will be in the court when they find out the authenticity. The head is fake. , the knife is real, how could they argue so carefully, wouldn't this matter be the best of both worlds?"

Only now did the little eunuch realize that this half-clear and half-understood Lord Hu Zhixian, who is both good and bad, turned out to be a talented person, but he couldn't use the right ideas.Being an official can't be all about character, the key is whether you have done something?Fools are honest, but what tricks can they come up with?Therefore he said:

"Brother, it's all up to you. There is only one thing. Don't be too late for that woman. She ended her life with a knife and made her suffer. After all, she had a fight with my aunt and nephew."

"Brother, you are so kind-hearted. It's not that brothers say you. Those who accomplish great things can't have the heart of a wife. To treat such a wicked person, torture is necessary. In order to frame her brother, she even killed her own daughter. You got in, why do you still have a conscience for such villains? You don’t have to ask about this matter, brother. The younger brother has his own arrangements. Tomorrow, he will parade in front of the public, and then tie it to a pillar in front of the county government office and cut him to death with a broken knife. It can relieve the hatred in my heart."

The little eunuch suddenly had a thought: When he returns to the court in the future, if it can be done, let this Huzhi County take charge of the Ministry of Punishment.I thought so in my heart, but said in my mouth:

"What brother said is not unreasonable."

Lao Hu was very proud of being praised, and asked with a smile: "If the eldest brother returns to the court in the future, what kind of job can you find for the brother?"

"Let you take charge of the punishment department." The little eunuch came out.

"Fuck, then I will be Kaifeng Mansion, and then I will have a big pot to enjoy the addiction of killing people. I am still a big brother who knows me, and this job is my favorite!" Hu Zhixian exclaimed happily .

"Don't kill innocent people indiscriminately!" said the little eunuch.

"Which one is innocent and which one is innocent? I think the gang that turned you into eunuchs should be killed! Their own wives are too numerous to use, but they gouged out other people's belongings that eat meat. It's so abominable!" Hu Zhixian was indignant road.

The little eunuch hurriedly stopped him and said, "Brother, don't talk nonsense. This is causing trouble and destroying the nine clans. Besides, I am not an eunuch at all."

"Brother, I know, someone told me the day before that you showed your feet when you emerged from the sea of ​​fire, but brother didn't dare to ask you, this is your privacy!" Zhixian Hu said with a sly smile.

The little eunuch thought to himself: This ghost!After his incident was exposed that day, he knew that the fire could not be contained in the paper, so he simply did not hide it. Unexpectedly, the county magistrate Hu had already found out.just say:

"Brother, the matter here is over, and it's time for me to go. When are you going to let me go?"

"Brother, what are you talking about? I wish you could return to the court as soon as possible, and I will follow you to Beijing for a few days. But since you have come to my brother's place, how can I let you go if you don't enjoy it for a few days?"

"What can you enjoy in such a small place?"

"Brother, I don't know. Although my land is small, there are countless places of happiness. The dignitaries and dignitaries in the metropolis, the rich merchants, and the gentry's yamen, in short, are the masters who are willing to spend money and have money to spend. There are countless miles! These people’s money is not earned for nothing.”

"Tell me, what are the projects?" The little eunuch became interested.

"While wine and sex, which one do you choose?"

"Good boy, you have figured out how rich people think."

"Recently there is a stunning beauty in the Goulan courtyard, named Xue Tao, who is still a baby, let the eldest brother have some fun with this girl."

The little lady listened in and said that there was a beautiful woman waiting for her, so she regained her spirits and asked anxiously, "When will you let me have a look?"

Hu Zhixian laughed and said: "Brother is still impatient, but let's start with the ugly words. Since ancient times, the poor have not been able to help the prostitutes. You have to pay the money yourself!"

"How many taels of silver?"

"The right of the first night is 5000 taels."

"I've got money in my saddlebag."

"Brother, don't brag. I didn't see many of them. I sent someone to check, and there are less than one or two hundred taels left."

"There is not enough money, so what should I do? You put it up for me first, and I will borrow it from you?"

"I've said it before, I can't advance the money for gambling or prostitution," Hu Zhixian said solemnly.

"Forget it, you can't break your rules, can't you?" The little eunuch sighed and shook his head.

"Don't be busy, big brother. I looked inside your two sets of stirrups. One is made of pure gold and the other is made of iron. It's too eye-catching for neatness. Why don't you replace them with iron stirrups? Selling off 1 taels of silver, just talking about it, I wonder if the eldest brother is willing to do so?"

The little eunuch said without hesitation: "What's the matter? Let alone spend 5000 taels for a beauty and there are 5000 taels left. Even if all 1 taels are spent, it's not a problem."

Hu Zhixian clapped his hands and said: "It seems that the eldest brother is also a man of temperament. If that is the case, let's make it like this."