Merry Eunuch Lang

The eunuch entered the kiln shop, it's ridiculous to think about it, this is an anecdote throughout the ages, the little eunuch himself felt incredible, not only ruined the name of the eunuch and broke the rules of the eunuch, but also to a certain extent, it was also a disservice to the royal family. blasphemy.

Due to his own reasons, it was inconvenient for Lao Hu to show his face on such occasions, so he sent the people below to lead the little eunuch to go through the formalities.The old bustard has always recognized money but not people. Since he is a friend of the county magistrate, he has brought back several large bags of vain silver. Fruit money and wine money are all there.The old man's face has to be looked at, and with this huge pile of silver, how can the old bitch not be enthusiastic?She personally led the little eunuch into the house, made tea, poured water, served washed dried and fresh fruits, and begged the little eunuch to wait for a while, and the girl named Xue Tao came from time to time because of some trivial delays.He also said that when Miss Xue Tao saw the character of the young master, she must be in love with men and women, and had a good night's romance.After saying that, the old bustard left on her own, and made a funny face at the little eunuch before closing the door.

The little eunuch sat upright on Miss Xue Tao's bed, and bursts of strange fragrance wafted into his nostrils, refreshing his heart and soul, and he couldn't help itching and thinking wildly.The little eunuch's heart skipped a beat, he patiently raised his eyes to observe the furnishings of the room: the most conspicuous thing in the room is a big bed, the bedding is not very luxurious, followed by a round table, dressing table, and at most two small stools Son.The wall facing the bed is a window, the two sides are side walls, one wall is calligraphy, and the other wall is calligraphy and painting.

The calligraphy and painting seem to depict a drunken imperial concubine, but Yang Yuhuan is drawn vividly and vividly.I saw that fat lady sitting alone beside a small stone table, her cheeks were flushed, her eyes were drunk, one hand was leaning on the corner of the stone bench, the other hand seemed to be about to untie or had already undid her collar. , and it seems that only one or two pairs of loops have been untied. Anyway, the jade hand is not drawn in the right place. Coincidentally, it just covers the breasts that are just about to open freely, and the two bulging breasts that are eager to come out The little rabbit in the book is also vague, leaving people with endless reveries and deep regrets.

The little eunuch didn't enjoy watching it, so he simply turned his head to look at the calligraphy.The little eunuch also had a lot of posts, the four ancient calligraphy masters Yan (Zhenqing), Liu (Gongquan), Wang (Xizhi), Zhao (Mengfu), the four calligraphy masters of Song Dynasty Su, Huang, Mi, Cai, etc. He has written in cursive many times.Only the copybook in front of him, he really couldn't tell which sect it came from, and naturally he wouldn't recognize He Jun's handwriting. He only saw that this copybook was powerful and skillful, so it must have been taught by a master. is:

Sunset interview with Xue Tao

Qiluo is covered with dew, wide sleeves condense smoke, and a lock of black hair plays on the forehead.The curtains are half covered, and the books are half volumes. It is suspected that people are not sleeping in the spring night.Green wine and beauty.Where is the guest coming from?Xilong Minchuan.In order to visit Ping Zong's ancient well, I want to spread poetry and teaching, and I have no intention of greedy for pleasure.Yan Yuanbai had just left, and the ink was still wet.

Xiaojing is leaning on the railing, with a little bit of residual snow and a cold moon.Plum shadows and bamboos are gurgling.The red lips are not opened, the eyebrows are smiling, the graceful steps are soft, and the whispers are among the flowers.Everything happens naturally.There is nothing high to climb.The red building in Tsing Yi still has Qiongwen Huazhang, so it's fair to look forward to it.Poems are precious and true feelings are there, and mountains and rivers are destined.

(Xue Tao, female poet and famous singing girl in the Tang Dynasty. She had a close relationship with Yuan Zhen, the great poet of the Tang Dynasty, who was an official and supervisor of censors. Today, there are Xue Taojing and the white marble statue of the poet in Chengdu Wangjiang Park for visitors to look at -- ----Author's note)

The little eunuch couldn't help laughing, this Xue Tao is definitely not the other Xue Tao, the eunuch has fakes, Xue Tao also has fakes, everyone is even.While the little eunuch was moaning, the door opened, and a woman came in, her eyes were as bright as autumn water, her cheeks were like full moons, and a pure white jade ruyi hairpin was crossed across her dark cloud-like bun.A black tight-fitting small waistcoat was put on a plain dress, and a scarlet cloak was worn outside.The attire is elegant and elegant.

The woman first gave a blessing, then lightly parted her red lips, showing her white teeth, and said in a swallow voice:

"My lord has been waiting for a long time!"

The little eunuch couldn't help but turn pale with shock: There is such a stunning beauty in the brothel?If you choose to enter the palace curtain, to be an empress in the palace, you will not be inferior to Wang Shimei in the slightest.

"I'm Pan You'an." The little eunuch reported his family name and said, "The guest from Beijing has heard about the talented woman's name for a long time, so he made a special trip to visit."

"My son is too famous, what kind of talented woman am I? I just pretended to be Xue Tao, wandering in the world of mortals, and doing my job."

"A bowl of rice costs 5000 taels of white money, the girl's appetite must be too big?" The little eunuch joked with a smile.

Xue Tao covered his mouth with a smile, and said eloquently: "I am called Jiang Ziya fishing with a straight hook, and only those who are willing will take the bait. If I beg along the street, how much money can the young master give me? Since ancient times, there are not only people who have become famous by selling their appearance. I alone, such as Li Shishi, Du Shiniang, Yutangchun, Dong Xiaowan, Liang Hongyu, Li Xiangjun, Chen Yuanyuan, Lady Huakui, etc., which one does not win the applause of thousands of people?" , the story does not necessarily happen in the Qing Dynasty, readers please do not misunderstand)

The little eunuch's face flushed immediately, and he was at a loss for words.He has experienced many beautiful women in his hands, but only this one named Xue Tao made him completely embarrassed by a few words.A saint can't laugh, but can't a bitch?He even started to feel a little puzzled.It's not that he has never heard of those ancient famous prostitutes reported by Miss Xue Tao, but he is not good at it and doesn't know it. He is a powerful minister in the court, how can he find time to study the knowledge of kilns?

Seeing that the little eunuch was silent, Xue Tao hurriedly smoothed things over and said:

"After talking for a long time, let the young master stand, it is really wrong. Please sit down, young master, and I will pour you tea."

The little eunuch looked at Xue Tao again, just like Chang'e in the moon palace, a fairy in the clouds, elusive and unattainable.He took a sip of the tea presented by Xue Tao, and had nothing to say:

"How old is the girl?"

Xue Tao smiled again, and said: "Age is not important. At that time, Xue Tao was a mid-forties old lady. Didn't she still meet the talented Yuan Zhen who was 11 years younger than her? Does thunder and lightning melt into the sea of ​​love at the same time when they touch the earth?"

The little eunuch is not unfamiliar with this point, "The Romance of the West Chamber" is widely rumored in the palace, and he has occasionally read it a few times.It's just that the great talent Yuan Zhen is infatuated or unfeeling. He can write the eternal swan song of Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying, which can not only make Zhang Sheng abandon Yingying, but also grandiosely forget the one who loved him deeply. Xue Tao, who was loyal, looked at each other by the door, and vowed not to see guests again, finally died of loneliness and sorrow.How could Xue Tao be an exception since ancient times when a beauty was born unlucky?The little eunuch thought about it and interjected:

"Didn't the Supervising Censor Yuan Zhen defeat Xue Tao in the end?"

"What you said is very true," Miss Xue Tao nodded and smiled slightly, "There has never been a brothel with no real feelings and no truth, but each takes what he needs. After a night of flirting, he doesn't know who he is. Just like your son, you can go out tonight Buy me for 5000 taels, and if you are asked to spend 1000 taels tomorrow to reconnect with the past, you will not agree."

The little eunuch said without hesitation: "That's not necessarily true, the girl underestimated Pan."

Xue Tao looked around and said with an apologetic smile: "I only cared about the two of us carrying the burden, and neglected my son. I will call someone to serve some wine and food. How about we talk while eating?"

The little eunuch also wanted to use wine to strengthen his courage, so he said, "This is the best."

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