Merry Eunuch Lang

It was the first time for the little eunuch to appear as a real man and talk to a woman. Women didn't feel anything new about him, and naturally he didn't lack anything that a man had.He appreciates the talent and style of the woman, but the woman only takes a fancy to the pile of silver he bought with stirrups.Gold has a price, do women have a price?Merry spends 5000 taels of silver a night whoring a whore, and it takes less than ten taels for folks to marry a wife.

The little eunuch thought: since he has made a huge contribution, he should enjoy it with peace of mind, but no, in front of the most despicable geisha, he was so awkward and embarrassed, as if he stole someone's money to go whoring Powder is average.

Back then in front of Wu'er Sultan, then to Cao Huazhi, Xian Ailian, and Shangguan Xue, how heroic he was, even though he was wearing a eunuch hat, he could talk and laugh freely, playing with beauties in the palm of his hand, today this is What's wrong?

The most vicious words to swear at people are bitch, broken shoes, grass donkeys ridden by thousands of people, orcs drilled by thousands of people, and so on, and those honest gentlemen who have scolded others will spend a lot of money on whores themselves. Wearing broken shoes, wandering in brothels, seeking pleasure and sex with the most despicable women, there are many celebrities, from the emperor to the common people.Everyone wears a broken shoe and enters the same narrow hole. This is the best embodiment of officers and soldiers being equal and having fun together.Of course the little eunuch couldn't understand the profound truth in it, stepping into a lowly place is not a lowly place, but a lowly person.The title of whore is also a man-made scorn, not created by prostitutes. They are all done by elegant literati, money-spending sons and brothers, high-ranking officials and nobles, and profit-hungry businessmen. The guy who doesn't accept his pants!

It is rare for the little eunuch to have a sense of shame in such a place.

The maid in the yard brought vegetables, wine, meat, and snacks. The little eunuch unconsciously glanced at the women carrying the dishes, and immediately turned his face away. what makes them look so ugly, apart from genetics, the most important thing is that their facial features are not well matched, and this alone determines their fate ----- they can't earn a lot of money .This is where people sell their faces most clearly, even relying on relationships to ask for favors is useless.Ordinary people can marry an ugly girl as a wife for lifelong companionship, and prostitutes will never be willing to spend half a penny on an ugly girl.

The little eunuch and Xue Tao drank a few cups together, but they didn't expect this prostitute to be very good at drinking.After drinking a few glasses of wine, his face remained unchanged, talking and laughing happily, and answering questions fluently.The little eunuch regretted coming this trip, not because of the pile of money, but because he didn't talk speculatively, let the woman get the upper hand everywhere, and he himself seemed to be suspected of being a mangy dog.If this continues, he even has the feeling of stopping there.The main reason is that when he arrived at the place where he was born, he went out and had no place to live. He went to look for Lao Hu in the middle of the night, and he was not sure how he would make a joke of him. Could it be that he was a real eunuch?

What a clever Xue Tao, she saw through the little eunuch's mind at a glance, and directly said:

"Young Master, if things don't go your way, why don't you return the money and choose someone else!"

The little eunuch shook his head and said, "What kind of talk is this? Once it comes, it will be safe. How can there be any reason to refund the money? What is a mere 5000 taels of silver? To me, it is at most half a stirrup dollar."

"Half a stirrup? What kind of business does the young master do, or which government office is so generous?" Miss Xue pretended to be panic-stricken.

The little eunuch smiled: "I haven't done business, but I have some ability to make money."

He wanted to reveal his identity, but after thinking about it, he thought it was unnecessary, not because he was afraid that she would report to the government, but mainly because it was absurd to want to have a heart-to-heart relationship with such a woman.It was the first time in his life that he met such a difficult woman. At the beginning, he said that poetry and prose were about the ancients, and all the subjects were his weaknesses, so he had almost no room to intervene.He could have said long ago: "Let's take off our clothes and go to bed and rest!" What to do after going to bed is not up to him, anyway, he paid for it.But he opened his mouth a few times and swallowed the words abruptly, not because he was ashamed to speak, but because he really didn't have the courage.Just now he regretted coming this trip, now he decided to get up and leave immediately, it's much better to spend a night on the road than to suffer this foreign crime here.A whore, not doing business properly, doing whatever she doesn't know what to do, just waiting for clients to sleep well.But she doesn't, she has to say that she is as famous as Li Shishi, Liang Hongyu, etc. What's the use of talking so much, how many times can a virgin be, after tonight, she will still be a bad pot?The more the little eunuch thought about it, the more angry he became, and he had already given up the 5000 taels of silver.

Miss Xue Tao broke the deadlock at the right time, and she smiled charmingly again, piercing through: "My lord, it seems that you are still a baby, and you are guaranteed to be the first time back to this place."

The little eunuch blushed suddenly, extremely embarrassed, and even felt a little ashamed.Who is he?A high official in the court, a rare pet that the empresses and concubines in the palace are vying to chase, but here is a phoenix that is not as good as a chicken, and let a bitch make irresponsible remarks?

"I, I didn't want to come, my friend forced me to come." The little eunuch murmured.

"Only you treat me as an adult, you are a good person, son." Xue Tao said seriously.

The little eunuch felt better after being praised, he nodded and shook his head for some reason.

"The guests who come here often come from all walks of life. They also come here for fame. They listen to me singing and playing the piano. It’s better not to wear clothes. They didn’t listen to any songs I sang or played. They even sneaked on me when I wasn’t paying attention..."

The little eunuch's face was hot, and he couldn't help laughing secretly: Could it be that he has really become a gentleman?

Miss Xue Tao said again: "I have hung up the signboard for seven days. Whoever buys my first night right, 5000 taels of silver, no counter-offering, no one will come after that. It's not that I'm not worth that much, and it's not that I deliberately raised the market price , it was Mom's idea."

The little eunuch couldn't help but let out a "huh".

"My mother is my real aunt. My parents passed away early. She brought me into this Goulan courtyard since I was a child. She taught me to sing, play the piano, write and read. She began to receive guests at the age of 13, but there is one rule that she does not sell herself."

For some reason, the little eunuch suddenly became respectful to this pretty little girl again.

Xue Tao continued: "My mother said, whoever can afford the 5000 taels to buy my daughter's body, if he is willing to pay another 5000 taels, I will marry him, no matter whether he is old or young, ugly or handsome It doesn’t matter whether you are deaf or dumb, blind or lame, all in all, you want me to get out of this pit of fire, who would make money from a good girl by selling meat?”

A ray of sunshine appeared in front of the little eunuch's eyes.

"Since entering the door, the young master has never squinted at me or moved a finger. I am secretly happy to see that the young master is an upright gentleman. I will not talk about the young master's character and appearance. Finally, the king has paid off for those who care about me. He is a good man. If you are willing, you can nod your head, and if you don’t, you can shake your head. We will go to bed immediately, and you will leave tomorrow morning, and you will never commit any crimes. If you regret it, you will return the 5000 taels of silver."

Only then did the little eunuch suddenly realize that he met another strange woman who was kind and considerate, and she almost left just now!

Seeing that the little eunuch neither nodded nor shook his head, Xue Tao comforted him: "My lord, don't make things difficult. A girl from a family like me has no family background, let alone her status. If you already have a wife at home, I'd rather be a young man. "

The little eunuch remembered the money for the stirrups that Huzhi County gave him, and it was exactly 1 taels. Could it be that this wife was paid for by this pair of stirrups?