Merry Eunuch Lang

"Are you talking?" Seeing that he was silent for a while, Miss Xue Tao urged, "Whether I'm right or not, you should have an answer."

The little eunuch smiled bitterly and said, "Girl, I really have nothing to say."

"What's the matter, did I make you angry?"

"Drinking and chatting with beautiful women, how can you be angry?"

"Whether we are a dewy mandarin duck or a long-term couple, you should have something to say. We are in the flesh and blood business, why are you embarrassed? You always give me a boring gourd like this, what do you want me to think?"

The little eunuch said seriously: "Girl, let me tell you the truth, I won't hide it from you, I am indeed an out-and-out eunuch in the palace, believe it or not?"

"Are you an eunuch?" The wine glass that Xue Tao picked up fell to the ground.

"Scared you?" The little eunuch had a wicked smile on his face.

"Why would the eunuch visit the brothel?" Xue Tao didn't sneer, but was puzzled.

"Didn't you see the notices all over the street offering a reward for arresting me?" The little eunuch restrained his smile.

"I didn't see it, but someone saw it." Xue Tao said, "It is said that there is a eunuch in the court who fled in fear of crime, and anyone who knows the intelligence officer will get 1000 taels of gold."

"My head is only worth such a little money? Some places say 1 taels, it must be embezzled by your local officials!" The little eunuch laughed.

"I don't care about that!" Miss Xue changed the subject and asked, "Are you the eunuch they are looking for?"

"Yes!" The little eunuch nodded affirmatively.

"Then you go! Roll up your money, I don't want an eunuch!" Xue Tao stood up with a serious face, and the tenderness that had just appeared was gone.

"Didn't you say that you don't hesitate to be old, young, deaf, dumb, or even ugly?" the little eunuch shouted.

"He is a man!"

"I'm a man too!"

"You don't have a man... In short, you are not a man!"

"Are you afraid of getting into a lawsuit or are you afraid that I don't have the function of a man?"

"It's the emperor's business to arrest you. What does it have to do with us ordinary people? You are not a man, what use is there for me to want you as a man?" Miss Xue's voice was stern, and there was no room for bargaining.

"What if I'm fake?" The little eunuch smiled cheekily.

"You mean you are a fake man?" Miss Xue was puzzled.

"I mean I'm a fake eunuch."

"Then how is it possible?" Xue Tao didn't believe it, and said with a sneer, "There are fakes in the palace, and the whole country is still in chaos?"

This time it was broken, the little eunuch secretly complained to himself, just after making a good start, he let himself drag it back.Just now, taking advantage of the heat, you didn't go to bed honestly, what kind of eunuch joke?However, the little eunuch thought for a while that he should explain clearly first, otherwise the girl surnamed Xue would turn her face and deny anyone, and even say that he lied to her, and she would not be able to tell when the time came.

The little eunuch said with a serious face: "Miss Xue Tao, if we were just a one-night husband and wife, I wouldn't have to talk to you so much. The court is now divided into two families, the emperor's family and the prime minister's family. Naturally, I will be assigned to the emperor's family." On the one hand, the power of the emperor is only in the court. Looking around the country, Prime Minister Wang dismissed many people who were loyal to the royal family under the name of the emperor. Now he only needs to change the name of the dynasty to rule the world. The reason why there is no such I did it because I still have [-] soldiers at the border, and I still have [-] in the capital. After killing me, the emperor and the queen mother will be helpless inside and outside. .”

"What use do you say to me?" Miss Xue Tao said coldly, "It's nothing more than showing off that you are a high-ranking official in the court. I don't care for it, and I'm not interested in it. The common people only want to live in peace and security at home. Who is he sitting in the country?"

"I'll talk about your concerns right away." The little eunuch drank his wine glass and said with a flushed face, "You're right. People don't bother to care about the affairs of the common people. I mean I Myself, when I was elected to the imperial palace, someone did something for me for my own purpose. Of course she saved me, and I must repay her. Enmity, grievances and grievances are clear. People treat me like a mother, so I can't be a decent son? Well, let's not talk so far, when it comes to the current problem, it is our business. "

"Oh, tell me quickly, I'm so anxious!" Xue Tao shouted.

"The person I just said didn't make me a eunuch, I'm still a complete man, that's all." The little eunuch ended his long speech.

"So you are a fake eunuch?" Xue Tao exclaimed.

"Yes." The little eunuch replied.

"And what about the stirrups?"

"When I left the palace, the Queen Mother had someone make a pair of golden stirrups for me. I gave a pair of stirrups to a woman on the road ahead, and the remaining pair was exchanged for 1 taels of silver by the county magistrate Hu. I paid 5000 taels earlier. The remaining 5000 taels will be brought tomorrow, count it as my betrothal gift for you!"

"You have spent all the money, and the travel expenses are gone." The girl refused.

"Don't worry about this, I will find a way."

"I have saved 1000 taels of private house money here, and you can use it on the road."

"I don't want it, I have money."

"When will you marry me?"

"Five years later."

"My God, five years? Then you should stay here for a while, and let me spend a few days with you."

"I can't delay a day. I will leave tomorrow. After the matter is settled, I will come to pick you up."

"Is that the house where the house is on fire?"

"You know this too? No, I can't say where I should choose my home."

"Okay, marry a chicken and follow a chicken, wherever you go, I will go there with you."

"It's so cool, I found a good wife again! After talking, what should we do next?" The little eunuch asked with a smile.

"You still need to ask me? You are a man, you can figure it out." The girl lowered her head shyly.

The little eunuch returned to his original appearance, walked over to pick up Xue Tao, and threw him onto the bed, just like taking off Uer Sultan's leather coat, he took off Xue Tao's clothes in two or three strokes.