Merry Eunuch Lang

Wuer Sultan convened a meeting of generals and officials to discuss how to deal with the issue of the little eunuch.Some people suggested that it would be fine to pull him out and kill him. It would be too much of a fuss for a southern spy to hold a meeting for him.Some people say no, the borders between the North and the South have been safe in the past few years, and there has been no more wars. If their generals are killed for no reason, it may cause border disputes.The two families talked about their views and argued endlessly.Han Tianren, a heroic general, went out to play and said:

"My lord, U'er Sultan, is wise. To kill a young eunuch, you must learn from a famous teacher. Although he was a eunuch, he once served as a border commander, and now he holds an important position in the Southern Dynasty. According to the wishes of the last general, it is better to choose a class The military generals compete in the school field, and fight against him by name. Not to mention a lottery, even if he has great abilities alone, even if he has three heads and six arms, he can beat my group of tiger and wolf brothers?"

This poisonous trick was already guessed by Shanyu Wang Wu'er Sultan. Fortunately, she and Pan Lang had already made up their minds, otherwise she might be harmed by him.So the queen said in a bold manner:

"What General Han said is very true. I don't know which general can compete with the little eunuch? If he wins the little eunuch, I would like to share half of the world with him."

As soon as they heard that they were going to split the ground and divide the spears, more than a dozen generals came out immediately, all of them eager to fight, filled with righteous indignation, and said that killing a small eunuch was like picking something out of a pocket, and it was as easy as flipping one's palm.

Wu Tugai, the vanguard official, was originally with Han Tianren, and he had long wanted to covet the throne. Han Tianren was a Han and it was inconvenient to come forward, so he had to speak for everything.Today, when the queen opened her mouth to divide the land, she was overjoyed and shouted:

"You insist on taking my credit. When you go out and kill the enemy, I will be the leader. If you kill the little eunuch, I should go to the battle. If I take the head of the little eunuch, don't take a single inch of land, just Just ask me to be a Marquis of ten thousand households."

All the generals were arguing endlessly, Wu'er Sultan is not a fool, these people have their own selfish ideas, and they have been plotting against each other for a long time, but they just didn't have the time.Today, by complying with the will of the old Shanyu Wang, he used the name of killing the young eunuch to gain strength, and he will fight against her Uer Sultan in a few days.Wu'er Sudan thought to himself: If her husband-in-law Pan You'an removes this group of disobedient and thieves for her, maybe she can live a peaceful life for a few days, but I don't know how Pan Lang's kung fu is?But the matter has come to this point, the arrow is on the string, and if it is not fired, it will be fired.She proclaimed:

"All the generals are under orders. There will be a martial arts competition starting tomorrow, and only three generals will be sent out every day. We can't use the master to deceive the guest, and use more to fight less. Don't let the southerners scold my Fan family for not being polite and engaging in crowd tactics. Just According to General Wutu's intention, he was ordered to be the vanguard, and General Han Han Tianren was in the rear until he took the life of the little eunuch of the Nanmanzi."

Wu'er Sudan also hid a lot of desire in this remark, she knew that among the generals, Han Tianren was the best in terms of martial arts, and the rest may not necessarily be Pan Lang's opponents.It's just that we haven't seen each other for five years. I don't know if Pan Lang has made great progress. According to the level of five years ago, Pan Lang is afraid that there will be bad luck.However, there is no better plan if this is not the case. The generals refused to accept her, and she couldn't support it alone, so she had to place all her bets on Pan Lang.If Pan Lang wins this battle, she will stabilize her position and simply join the Southern Dynasty, so as not to be so worried and restless every day.

The following is the usual method of drawing lots. The generals will be arranged in the order of appearance, and the vanguard official Wu Tugai is naturally ranked No.1.Wu'er Sultan prayed secretly in his heart, hoping that Mr. Pan could pass this test smoothly.If he can beat the first nine, No.10 will be Han Tianren.At this time, Han Tianren has no foundation, and the loach can't turn the big waves. Even if she sacrifices this Shanyu's seat at that time, she can't let Han Tianren hurt his husband's life.

Since the martial arts competition is about to start, the little eunuch has moved from the sheep house to the regular post, and the living conditions have naturally undergone some necessary improvements.But freedom is restricted, and there are soldiers guarding the door, not only to guard him and prevent him from running away, but also to protect him from letting others in.Since Wu'er Sultan took the child away, he has never been here again. He knows his wife's difficulties now, saying that she is the king of Fan, but he doesn't know who has the power. Killing him against his will this time is a clear proof.Ur Sultan said: She always felt that there was a force restricting her. She didn't know where the force came from, and she didn't know who was doing it secretly?The little eunuch was a person who had experienced the turmoil in the court, and he already had a premonition that Wu'er Sultan had encountered a big trouble.The only sanction to solve the palace coup is to kill people, to destroy foreign countries, in ancient times and modern times, it has always been like this!

The facilities of Fan's martial arts arena are very simple, with an earthen platform in the middle and a fence surrounded by wooden piles. Horses cannot jump over it, but people can easily climb over, climb out and get in and out.Fortunately, it is not ticket sales, otherwise there will definitely be no people who spend money to watch the theater.The field is not very formal. The difference from the outside is that the grass grows more vigorously inside the field. The reason is that horses and sheep are usually not allowed to enter the field.

The women's single Yu Uer Sultan and her ministers sat on the earthen platform, civil servants and military generals lined up on both sides, and the surrounding spectators stood and sat. .The three generals who played that day were Wu Tu Gai, Wu Tu Xing and Gai Su Wu.They are all neatly dressed, all ride tall horses, and carry heavy belongings.Wutugai glanced around and smiled at his two subordinates:

"Girl Shanyu is really crossing the river with her ass covered, and she made the transition carefully. How capable can a lottery be, and is it worth mobilizing a crowd like this? I can solve the problem by myself, and you need to show up?"

Gai Suwu persuaded: "Brother, it's better not to underestimate the enemy. I heard that this eunuch is good at wielding a soul-hooking gun. It is very powerful!"

"Bullshit!" Wu Tugai sneered with disdain, "Once the gelding is removed from the penis, no matter how good a horse is, it becomes useless, and only has the job of pulling a cart; What can it be used for?"

"I think the old prince died under the arrow of this southern barbarian." Gai Suwu reminded.

"False rumors! There is nothing at all. I know better than you how the old prince died. Forget it, let's not talk about it. I will kill that fake man later. You dare not take credit with me!"

Wu'er Sultan once paid a private visit to the border commander Meng Lang Meng Boxiong. When talking about the martial arts of the young eunuch, General Meng revealed to Wu'er Sultan: If Pan You'an hadn't devoted all his attention to women in the past few years, his martial arts should be invincible in the world. , when Pan Youan was 15 years old, he had surpassed his master.Uer Sultan also wanted to verify whether her husband had spent all his energy on women in the past five years?If that's the case, this man is too worthless.

The little eunuch was alone here, seeing the complacent look of Wu Tugai and his group on the opposite side, he felt angry and thought to himself: I don’t know how many hours I can live, why should a dying person be so proud?

The two established a life-and-death document, stating that it was a voluntary competition, and life and death were irrelevant.

Where is the little eunuch voluntarily competing?This is clearly rape Renyi, just find an excuse to kill him, they are playing a cat-and-mouse story.The little eunuch couldn't help but secretly sneered: He vowed to turn his back on the guest and come to tease the cat with a mouse!

The three-way drum sounded, and the contest began.

Wu Tugai didn't respond, and smashed at him with a mace in his arms. The little eunuch pretended not to see him, holding the rein in one hand, and holding his hooked gun that had killed countless people in the other.When Wu Tugai's big stick just reached the top of his head, he flicked the gun lightly, and the mace went empty.Wu Tu Gai didn't swing up the stick, he changed his posture and swiped at Xiao Tai Lin's waist.The little eunuch took his time and made Su Qin carry his sword on his back, and Wu Tugai's big stick just hit the gun shaft, and there was a loud "clang" and a series of sparks burst out.The little eunuch broke the barrel of his previous gun in front of the bandits when he was saving the queen mother. After returning home, he specially made a new gun according to his requirements. The tip of the gun was barbed and the barrel was also made of pure steel.

The two of you come and go, and the eight hooves of the two horses are like a revolving lantern.The little eunuch knew that there was still an opponent behind him, so in order to save some energy, he didn't want to waste any more effort on this bull.Then he shouted, and the gun was used as a stick, and the head was smashed.Wu Tugai didn't know what it was, he raised his stick with both hands to meet him, the little eunuch's spear suddenly changed its trick in mid-air, and ran straight towards the door.Wu Tugai panicked, and when he hurriedly threw his stick to grab the tip of the gun with both hands, the little eunuch's gun tip had already entered his stomach.Wutugai's war horse has been with him for a long time, and it is also a spirit horse. Seeing his master being attacked, he wanted to help him out of danger, so he turned around and ran away.The horse carried the people away, but one end of Wutugai's intestines was still hanging on the hook of the gun, and after being dragged out for more than ten feet, Wutugai fell off the horse with one end.It happened that a wild dog came in through the gap between the people, thinking it was some kind of slaughtered pig or sheep, it grabbed one end of its intestines and ran away desperately.