Merry Eunuch Lang

Wutuxing and Wutugai are brothers born to the same mother, and they belong to the same family as Lao Shanyuben.Seeing that his elder brother was killed, his brother Wu Tuxing suddenly had blood in his eyes and smoke in his liver. He swung a pair of bronze sledgehammers to urge his horse to charge up.

Just at this time, before a general came out of the battle, everyone raised their eyes to see: this person is none other than the Great General Yingwu, Han Tianren is also Han.

Han Tianren didn't enter the arena at the beginning, he just stood far outside the fence to observe the fighting situation in the arena, after the fifth round of the battle, he concluded that Wu Tugai was far from the little eunuch's opponent, just when he was about to enter the arena to make a rescue, When I turned around, the horse was gone.He looked around, and it turned out that his horse broke away from the rein at some point and ran to the lawn to graze alone.When he gathered the horses and straightened his weapons before entering the arena, Wutugai's intestines had already been dragged all over the floor.He thought to himself, if Wutugai could not defeat the eunuch, he would have no opponent in the camp.Rather than let the little eunuch kill the other eight generals, it is better for him to take action as soon as possible, first remove this thorn in the flesh, and then make other plans.Otherwise, once the Eighth General loses, he will become a polished commander. Who will he rely on to fight for the territory?

General Han's ancestral home was from the Ren family of Hejian Prefecture. He lost his parents when he was young. He wandered around and moved to the Northland.Later, he was discovered by the old wolf lord. Seeing that he had a handsome face and a strong body, he adopted him as a foster son and asked an expert to teach him civil and martial arts.Xiao Han has been in the Northland for a long time, and gradually realizes that foreigners value things more than people.The old wolf lord does not have much prestige in the army, and his ability is not good. Everyone supports him as king just because he has an ancestral vajra sword in his hand. The old wolf lord once said before his death that whoever gets this sword will win the world. They are Han people, men and women.

The old wolf master saw that he was capable and decent, so he wanted to recruit him as his son-in-law.However, my daughter refused to allow it, saying that Brother Han's eyes were wrong, and that people with evil eyes had evil intentions.Xiao Han was ashamed of resigning from his marriage, and in a rage, he decided to kill the old wolf lord, get the vajra sword, and usurp power to seek his position.He had been waiting for this opportunity, but unexpectedly, the old wolf lord was shot by an arrow by a small eunuch of the southern army, and finally trampled by a random horse.Han Tianren bribed the royal doctor, tampered with the wound, and smeared poison on the arrowhead.

U'er Sultan was pregnant and gave birth to a child. How could he hide it from others? Han Tianren?He decided to kill the little eunuch first, and then Wuer Sultan.How easy is it to kill the little eunuch?He lived in a deep palace in a big country, not to mention sending masters to assassinate, even with his abilities he would not be able to enter the palace.Later he thought, since Uer Sultan had an affair with that eunuch, Youdao is a mouth that is used to eating, and legs that are used to running, Uer Sultan is a beautiful woman that is hard to find in the world, and the little eunuch is a womanizer, how could he Don't come again after taking advantage of it?

Han Tianren boiled the stars and looked forward to the moon, and finally made him wait in the mill road for a donkey.

There was Han Tianren in the hunting team, and Uer Sultan yelled to take down the dog eunuch. He knew it was a show, and he concluded that Uer Sultan would never kill the little eunuch.So he sent someone to tease the sheep herder and let him encourage the little eunuch to escape.Then he ambushes densely around the sheep house, and once someone leaves the house, he immediately shoots arrows, leaving no one alive.The shepherd was shot and killed by his ambush soldiers as soon as he emerged from the roof. It was not until the autopsy that he was killed by a donkey.He was so remorseful that he scolded his subordinates for being rude, and the good rice was boiled into raw rice.He was going to send a second team to assassinate the little eunuch, but he didn't expect that the mule Wu'er Sultan in heat and a pair of little bastards would accompany the wild man's fake eunuch for a whole night.

Killing the eunuch in a martial arts competition in the school field was originally his clever idea. He wanted to kill the little eunuch in front of Wuer Sultan, so that the woman could see with her own eyes how her man died tragically under his gun.Immediately afterwards he launched a mutiny and seized power.Unexpectedly, Wu Tugai, who is not high and low, was deceived by the queen. In order to divide the world equally, he was the first to jump out and shout to kill the little eunuch.What a stupid, ignorant guy, the little eunuch is so easy to kill, he died eight times early!Utugai ruined his good plan, let Uer Sultan take advantage of the loophole, and ranked him last.

How many times in a lifetime can a horse break free from the rein?But this time he ran into him, and it was at the most critical time.Han Tianren rode his horse into the arena, just when Wu Tugai fell from his horse and Wu Tuxing made a move.Han Tianrengao shouted:

"Second General Wutu take a rest for a while, watch me kill this dog thief and avenge General Wutu!"

The little eunuch reined in the horse, raised his eyes to look at the general, although he was dressed as a foreigner, but his face was that of a Han, so he could tell who was coming without guessing.I saw this general, with red face, red ears, black eyebrows, black eyes, straight nose and round mouth, square square face with Chinese characters, few beards on the chin, he looked like a handsome man.The little eunuch smiled and asked:

"Could it be General Han who came?"

Han Tianren also used a steel gun, shook the gun, and said angrily:

"Stop talking nonsense! Today, either you die or I live. Take your head and go to worship the old prince first, and then ask my queen to ask for half of her land!"

The little eunuch gave a sip, and then scolded: "You are a wolf-hearted thing! It is also advisable for the Han people to vote, but you have conspired with others' daughters, but you also want to seek other people's country, the world is as shameless as you, It's really rare. It's hard to say whether your dog's head is stable or not, so how can you spare time to plan my human head?"

Han Tianren was furious and scolded: "Fantasy words can only win the favor of women. On the battlefield, people always speak by kung fu rather than by mouth. This is not a place for you to sell your mouth. If we have the ability to fight Sanbaihe, you can do it if you are afraid." , get off the horse, give me three kowtows, call me grandpa, and I will spare you, but there is one small condition..."

"A dog can't spit out ivory, so go talk to your ghost grandpa in the Palace of the Underworld!" the little eunuch said disdainfully.

"My condition is to let you take off your trousers for everyone to see. Is there any stock in your crotch? If there is no stock, we think you are a disabled person. I should spare you. If there is stock, hey, don't blame you Grandpa is a sharp gun!" Han Tianren sneered.

The little eunuch replied with a smile: "It's simple, go home and see your grandpa. If your grandpa has me, I will have it. If your grandpa doesn't have me, I won't have it."

Han Tianren was furious, and said: "What a glib little eunuch, it's useless to talk to you, look at the gun!"

The little eunuch stopped him with a shot, and said with a grin: "General Han, please calm down. Does the pleat look good without the meaty buns? I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. There is no shortage of your seat at Lord Yan's place. Why are you panicking? Wuer Sudan is already my wife, so you can snatch her away if you have the ability?"

The little eunuch's words hit Han Tianren's itchy heart, and he couldn't help but make his seven orifices smoke, his eyes spit fire, and he almost died of anger.He was in the North Kingdom, not only the eldest but also the second. The old prince gave him three points when he was alive, and the female Shan Yu was even more afraid of him. How could he want a fake eunuch with wet tits to be ridiculed?The only woman he has ever fancied in his life is Uer Sultan, and he swears that if he doesn't get a woman, he will have the world.Han Tianren was always short-tempered, but now he was even more furious, like a bullfight, he swung his zhangba sharp spear, pinpointed the important parts of the little eunuch, and stabbed when he was distracted.The little eunuch didn't dare to neglect, the two of them fought together.

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