Merry Eunuch Lang

On the night of wedding candles in the bridal chamber, the red lights illuminate the beautiful shadows.The setbacks encountered by the little eunuch looking for relatives are scary even after thinking about them, but of course the emperor paid off in the end, after all, all wishes come true, and everyone is happy.However, the little eunuch made a calculation. His return date was approaching, and there was not much time left for him.It is inevitable to unite and divide, but it is not easy to gather and separate.Wu'er Sultan had been waiting for him for five years, and he could only entertain her for one night, lingering for one night, and the next day he had to ride back to court with his tail between his legs. What awaited him was good or bad!

Wu'er Sultan asked him to do what Shan Yu did, but he didn't even dare to think about it.Not to mention that there are still a lot of things waiting for him to take care of, no matter how poor he is, he can't rely on a woman to live comfortably, otherwise he won't be the world's most soft rice king?The little eunuch does not want to be king or hegemony, he just wants to take his five wives (maybe there are more) to go back to the mountains and forests after the matter at hand is done, he will help the royal family eliminate internal troubles, keep the Thousands of years of peace, how much credit is this?He doesn't want an inch of land from the royal family, he should give it a handful of silver!He didn't wait for the enemy's country to be destroyed before plotting his minister's death!Han Xin is such a fool, knowing that the villain Liu Bang no longer needs him, he still waits pitifully for someone to share a piece of the pie with a bowl in his hand, it's strange if he doesn't die!Everyone worked together when there were no thieves stealing the goods, and when the spoils were divided, everyone was jealous!Size is a principle.

The key is how to speak, in front of the beautiful and kind Ur Sultan, how does he explain to her?

Seeing her husband's gloomy look, U'er Sultan said, "Pan Lang, what's the matter with you, what's wrong with you?"

The little eunuch smiled wryly, and replied, "I'm comfortable there, but when I think about parting from you, I feel uncomfortable."

"Farewell, are you crazy? If you don't become a ready-made Shanyu king, how can there be such a good thing? Are you afraid that I will limit your power? After you become a Shanyu, I don't care about anything, only in the mansion. Let me show you the doll." Uer Sultan persuaded.

"The traitor who was in the inside and outside the company five years ago is still serving in the court, and his evil deeds have not stopped at all. I almost missed his plot this time." The little eunuch finally spit out his words. from the bottom of my heart.

"I know you're talking about Prime Minister Wang."

"Yeah, how do you know?"

"Wang's surname often sends letters, saying that he named me the general of the town, and let us recharge our energy so that General Meng Lang can't turn back."

"How many troops do you have on hand now?" the little eunuch asked.

"About tens of thousands of elite soldiers!" Ur Sultan replied without thinking, and then said back, "If you want to borrow troops, these troops can be used by you free of charge."

"Forget it," said the little eunuch. "The old thief is carrying out a coup d'état in the palace. You can't use the army to deal with him, you have to use resourcefulness. The old thief's influence spreads all over the country, like a big tree with intertwined roots. After I go back, Dig up his roots first."

Wu'er Sultan smiled bitterly and said, "I know I can't keep you, and I don't intend to let you settle down in Fanguo. You think I'm nostalgic for this Shanyu seat, no! It's just that if I give up this seat, I will I can't keep the heads of the people, as well as Batu and Ulan. I just want to ask when will you be able to repair a nest for me and the children?"

The little eunuch said: "You're right. For the sake of self-protection, you can't withdraw your account number. Then what about the future? What should we do in the future?"

Wu'er Sultan said: "As soon as you have news, I will hand over the army and return it to Fu Nanchao. Fanhan is originally a family!"

"Another female Hun master who doesn't love the country but loves men." The little eunuch laughed.

Ur Sultan said: "It's your men's business to engage in politics. I've been tired for a long time, and I don't want to care about these messy things."

The little eunuch still wanted to open his mouth, but was stopped by Wuer Sultan, "You are not finished, do you want to end your world? Just now you were in a hurry when you were taking a bath, but now you are calm when you are on the bed."

The little eunuch turned over and threw himself on his wife. He was familiar with the road and went straight into the harbor.Then he said, "Dandan, I miss me so much, you are in my thoughts all the time."

"No shame!" Wu'er Sultan scolded, "How many more did you find on the road this time?"

"How do you know?" The little eunuch didn't want to hide it at first, so he simply took the opportunity to confess to him, so as not to cause any trouble.

"I don't know your virtue. You search for flowers and ask willows everywhere, and sow love seeds everywhere. Tell me, how many?" U'er Sultan raised his face.

"Four." The little eunuch answered honestly.He introduced the ins and outs of Cao Huazhi, Xian Ailian, Shangguan Xue, and Xue Tao one by one.

"It's worth it!" Wu'er Sultan laughed, "All the good women in the world are in your hands, which makes people envious! There is only one condition."

"What conditions?" the little eunuch asked.

"They all call me sister."

"That's easy, I'll call you sister too."

"No, you don't bark, they bark."

"Sure. I don't have any cats in my pocket. I told them all about you."

"I believe that, you are an aboveboard man."

After the couple completed the formalities, they saw that Dongfang was pale.The little eunuch got up and was about to leave, but Uer Sultan refused, saying:

"Isn't it okay to stay one more day?"

"No, not for half a day. I can't let the old thief see my jokes and say that I dare not go back." The little eunuch said while getting dressed.

"In that case, I will send you to the customs." Uer Sultan also got up from the bed.

"No," the little eunuch said, "The two families are still in a state of hostility. If word spreads, it will be said that I am collaborating with the enemy!"

"I'm hostile, General Meng and I have met several times. But to avoid suspicion, I will not send you far away, let me send you out of the city gate!"

The figure of the little eunuch disappeared into the morning light.

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