Merry Eunuch Lang

What the silly emperor hates most every day is discussing matters before the court, and all civil and military officials stand on both sides of the court before dawn.The little emperor hoped that nothing would happen. Just when he was about to say "If there is something to do, the court will be dismissed if there is nothing to do", a eunuch from the Huangmen suddenly reported that there were two people outside the gate of the Wu Dynasty asking for an audience. One was Hu San, the magistrate of Taiping County. I have the head of the little eunuch Pan You'an and a dagger given by the emperor, please look at it.The other was Border Marshal Meng Lang who sent a veteran to secretly report the current situation at the border.

When the emperor heard that his younger brother had died, he felt very uncomfortable, after all, the two had grown up playing together since childhood.This time he made the decision himself, without even looking at his mother, he just said, "Send that Hu Zhixian who killed my younger brother to die in court."

Hu Zhixian entered the court hall with the eunuch's head and the dagger in his hand. Before the emperor could see clearly, he prostrated himself on the ground and shouted long live.

A deacon and eunuch handed over the small knife, the emperor didn't want to look at it, but he almost lost his breath when he saw it - this is the precious knife he bestowed on the eunuch brother.Now that the knife is killing people, how can he not be heartbroken?

"Bold and tricky official, why did you kill my brother eunuch?" the emperor asked.

Wang Shugui was secretly happy at first, but when he heard that the eunuch was killed and brought back the knife, a stone fell to the ground.But in the blink of an eye, why did the silly emperor ask why the little eunuch was killed.Prime Minister Wang was afraid of asking the truth, so he hurried out of class and said:

"Long live my emperor, your majesty is busy with many affairs, how can you have the time to ask such trivial matters, how about taking this dog official back to Dali Temple for interrogation, and see why he killed the current minister, General Pan Youanpan?"

The silly emperor couldn't make up his mind for a while, and the rope behind his back made him flustered even more.Usually, one rope is pulled once, what happened to the queen mother today, two ropes are pulled together, it is strange that he does not mess up the rules.

Hu Zhixian looked up and couldn't help but sniggered. Could it be that the emperor has lice on his body, why is he shaking and shaking?He knew that once he was sent to Dali Temple, his life would be wiped out.He struggled to get up from the ground and shouted:

"Your Majesty, I'm handling the case according to the order. The official documents for arresting the young eunuch are posted everywhere. I tore one up here. If you don't believe me, take a look."

At this moment, the rope on the back of the silly emperor exerted force again.This time the little emperor felt very clearly, he said twice, he no longer hesitated, and loudly proclaimed:

"Second, next."

The deacon and eunuch yelled straight in the voice of the duck: "Send the messenger from the border to enter the court."

The border veteran did not go directly to see the emperor, but staggered in front of Prime Minister Wang, touched his face and tugged at his beard and asked:

"Brother, how old is this year, are you older or mine?"

Wang Shugui was about to have a fit when he suddenly heard the little emperor sitting on the stage shouting:

"That old man from the border, if you have something to say, I have to go back to the palace and let the eunuchs walk my dog! Recently, someone bought two foreign dogs from abroad. They are quite funny. The male dog is fucking licking. The asshole of a bitch. People can have babies by eating beans, this dog is more troublesome than humans, and has to lick ass, butt to ass, and..."

The border veteran yanked off Wang Shugui's beard and cursed in a low voice, "Do you know who I am? You old thief, be careful I'll kill you!"

Prime Minister Wang immediately yelled exaggeratedly and hysterically: "The ghost has possessed the soul, the ghost has possessed the soul! The ghost of the little eunuch has possessed this veteran!"

When the foolish emperor heard about such a strange event, he felt very strange, disregarding court etiquette, so he untied the two ropes tied around his arms, and got off the dragon chair without authorization.

When the ministers saw the emperor stepping down from the dragon seat, they were terrified and fell to their knees.The silly emperor ignored him, and went straight to the border veterans to ask for a closer look.But the border veteran sat on Wang Shugui's back and said with a grin:

"Having been riding a horse for a long time, let's enjoy riding a donkey once."

In the whole court, most of Wang Shugui's manpower, looked at the old man at the frontier who was bullying the old benefactor, all of them looked coldly, but with the emperor in control of the situation, who would dare to go up and talk?

The silly emperor was puzzled, and asked the old soldier, "What's the matter with ghosts?"

The veteran got up, tore off the beard from his face, took off his hat and wiped his eyes, knelt down on the ground with a "plop", and shouted:

"Long live my emperor, my minister Pan You'an kowtowed to the emperor."

The little emperor was overjoyed and said: "Oh, my brother, I want to kill you. Just now that bastard said he killed you, so I wanted to kill him too to vent your anger for you. Go to Dali Temple."

"Let him go to Dali Temple!" said the little eunuch.

"Why, you agree with him to go to Dali Temple, so you and Prime Minister Wang are wearing a pair of pants!"

The little eunuch didn't want to explain, so he said, "Let him go to Dali Temple and make him an official."

"What official?" The little emperor put his arms around the little eunuch's neck.

"Be a minister!" The little eunuch had promised him a long time ago.

"All right, Brother Huang will do it right now. You two know each other. He killed you, and you still recommend him to be an official?" The little emperor is not lonely in the court hall with the little eunuch, and he is not in a hurry to leave the court.

The little eunuch knew about Brother Huang's abilities, but he was even more confused when he said it too clearly.So perfunctory:

"He was going to kill me, but he accidentally killed me by mistake."

"This man is quite funny, ask him if he dares to kill me? If he dares to kill me, I will let him be the emperor." The little emperor patted his chest and said.

Just as the little emperor wanted someone to draft an order, Wang Shugui came out of the class and said:

"No."

The little emperor had no ropes on his arms, so he had no choice but to look at the little eunuch.In his mind, only the little eunuch was a member of the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, and the others were outsiders.The little eunuch said:

"Brother Huang, ignore him, you have the final say."

The little emperor didn't hesitate any longer, he really became the master once, and he got the Taoist decree to order Hu San to go to Dali Temple to be the leader.

That night, Hu San entertained guests, and the little eunuch attended the banquet.Hu San said:

"Brother, with you as my backer, I will have a prosperous official career in the future."

The little eunuch said: "Don't tell me, the food on my head is not very strong. If you are not careful, you will be in danger of falling apart. You saved my life this time, and I will guarantee you to be a high-ranking official, but in the long run Think about it, I can't guarantee you forever, and you have to go on your own way in the future. But there is one thing, you should take care of all the people I send you."

Hu San is such a smart person, as soon as he heard it, he said: "Brother, I will do everything according to you."

The little eunuch and Hu San drank half the night, deliberately dawdling until very late before returning to his Duke Pan's mansion in the harem.A door official said: "There are many posts in the mansion asking the lord, saying that there is some important matter that needs to be dealt with overnight with you."

The little eunuch said disdainfully: "Tomorrow! Check it out and see if the Queen Mother has rested there. If not, I will go and pay her a visit."

"An'er, you're getting too airy now, and when you come back from a long trip, I still have to come and see you."

The little eunuch looked back and saw that it was the queen mother.