Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch was about to kowtow, but the queen mother stopped her and said:

"You child, I have said it several times, and our mother and I will be exempted from those red tapes. If you are not in public places, kowtowing is generally not suitable for you. You always don't listen."

The little eunuch said: "I haven't seen my mother for three months, and kowtow to my mother is considered filial piety."

The queen mother helped the little eunuch to beat the dirt on his body (actually there was no dirt), and complained:

"In the morning, I saw you were dark and thin in the court hall. I don't know how to take good care of my body when I go out. See how you look like?"

"Mother," said the little eunuch, "I don't know if I don't go out, but I'm shocked when I go out. If our royal family doesn't clean up as soon as possible, I'm afraid it won't be long before we change course."

"What did An'er hear again?" The empress dowager sat on the soft pier, holding the little eunuch's right hand with one hand, and gently rubbing the other in his palm.It seems that he is absent-minded, but he is really listening attentively.

The little eunuch took out a piece of crumpled royal document paper from his bosom, on which there were his words and images, and it was indicated that he was the prisoner of Pan You'an.

"Do you know who did it?" asked the Empress Dowager.

"Mother knows clearly, but still asks me." The little eunuch leaned on the empress dowager's lap.

"What do you plan to do next?" the Queen Mother asked again.

"I want to send imperial missions everywhere to wipe out his party members."

"Going out again just after coming back? Do you want to make mother worry for a while?"

"Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, and a small death will lead to a serious illness."

"Okay, Niang Yi. How long are you going to stay this time?"

"Three or five days. After three or five days, mother will settle down for the emperor and order me to go to various places to inspect the situation. In name, it is to understand the people's sentiments, but in fact it is to eradicate the chaotic party."

"This time we need to bring more people to avoid accidents. There is no helper like before."

"No, too many people is a burden. I only have a sword, a gun, and a horse. But this time I have one more thing in my hand..."

"What kind of thing?"

"Specially cast an imperial envoy seal for me."

"This is easy." The Empress Dowager sighed and said, "I'm just worried about your safety. If you have any troubles, An'er, you will see it. Jiangshan Sheji changed his name and changed his surname. My brother's head has been moved for a long time. I always think, what's the use of this large territory, whoever wants to take it, who cares? But no, since ancient times, there has not been a Zen emperor who died well. Forced When you get on the back of a tiger, you don’t have to ride it, when will this day be the end?”

After finishing speaking, the imperial eunuch actually shed a few tears.Tears dripped onto the little eunuch's head and face, and he couldn't help feeling a surge of pride in his heart.He lost his parents since he was a child, and the Empress Dowager's kindness to him is as great as a mountain. If he doesn't repay this kindness, how is he different from a beast?How many scum like Han Tianren are there in the world?

The queen mother said: "An'er, it's getting late, you should rest early! There have been a lot of troubles in the harem after you left. It's not that the mother is incapable of dealing with it, but it's because you can't do it at all. You are the only man in the palace. , there are a lot of things waiting for you to take care of, mother has given you this power, you can do it cheaply!"

The little eunuch insisted: "Mother, let's stay at my son's palace tonight, and let my son take good care of my mother for one night."

The queen mother smiled and said: "My son, from now on we only maintain the relationship between mother and child, and nothing else. You young people have young things, mother will not delay you."

The little eunuch helped the queen mother to sit in the phoenix chariot until the big sedan chair went to Bixia Palace for a long time before he turned back.

Turning a man into a eunuch is a system.The little eunuch's awareness is not yet so high, and due to the limitations of the times, it is impossible for him to raise this issue to the height of humanity and human rights.He only knew that it was the empress dowager who kept the original characteristics of his man, otherwise he would become another kind of hermaphrodite who has no thoughts, no ambitions, and lives like a walking dead.He wanted to repay the Queen Mother, even if it cost his own life.

There is a large pile of posts in Pan Gongfu waiting for him to read the reply or reply. The four girls, Cha, Zi, Yan, and Hong have no right and dare not to read his personal letters, and he must handle these matters himself.

The letter was nothing more than expressing his longing and love for him. During the period after he left, the huge palace became the most typical daughter country again.Those women had nowhere to vent their desire for men, and only pinned their only hope on a fake eunuch.The little eunuch secretly speculated that if this situation continued, the harem would be in chaos.Some things can be stopped with decapitation, others not.He didn't know where he heard a legend that there was a place where all men and women who committed adultery were tied to a ladder and fell into the abyss according to rural regulations and folk customs.The head of the patriarch thought that this would bring about a change in the people's customs, people would be kind, and the incidents of male robbers and female prostitutes would definitely disappear, but what he didn't expect was that the incidents of long ladders falling into the river happened every year...

The little eunuch is not a savior, and it is even more impossible for him to have the ability to bring all these poor women into the world of bliss.But now he feels guilty. Everything he did to these women in the past seemed to be blasphemy, so he wanted to correct the evil and stop repeating those filthy things. Ailian, Shangguan Xue and Xue Tao.If he wants to be worthy of these amiable and lovely people, he must clean himself up from now on.What about these hungry women?The queen mother asked him to do things cheaply, so would he lie on them one by one?Use yourself as a tool for them to use?It made him sick to think about it.He didn't feel that he had taken advantage of it, but that he had defiled himself.After all, human beings are different from animals that walk on four legs. How noble can they be if they regard themselves as studs for breeding?

One idea has always been dominant in his heart: the imperial palace is not his home, and when things are settled smoothly, he will leave here without hesitation.

The little eunuch tossed and turned all day long, and suddenly he came up with a bold idea: he wanted to recruit a group of people, a group of men, a group of unmarried men, to work in the harem.Men and women can work together in the folk, why not in the palace?The maids have a lot of money that they can't spend, and they still hold it tightly in their hands until they die in the palace.Even if they are buried with them in the ground, Lord Yan will not accept money there.

The little eunuch had just laid himself down on the soft couch, when the eunuch who served him came in and reported that the Empress is here to visit.