Merry Eunuch Lang

As usual, there is no morning court today, and the royal family also practice prostration.We are all human beings, and human beings are not machines. Who can we talk to when we are tired or sick?What's more, they are all leaders or important figures who have a lot of things to do every day, so they have to combine work and rest, let alone become sick from overwork, otherwise it will be difficult to make up for the damage to the country's vitality for a while.The little eunuch finally seized the opportunity to sleep in for a while, but unexpectedly wanted Wang Shimei, a stinky bitch, to be stuffed under the covers.The little eunuch reluctantly fumbled to get dressed. Officials of his level generally don't need to dress themselves, but he doesn't like to work for others, so he has always been self-reliant.

Wang Shimei came in without waiting to say please, and seeing the little eunuch was getting dressed, she grinned and said:

"My lord, why do you need to get up in such a hurry? Could it be that I interrupted your dream? Forget it, I might as well sleep with you for a while, anyway, I won't go to court today."

After finishing speaking, Queen Wang went to bed with her clothes on and lay side by side with the little eunuch.

The little eunuch was really dumbfounded.On the one hand, he felt that this woman Wang Shimei was disgusting, and on the other hand, he felt that she was pitiful.He was also to blame for the matter. In order to please this woman, he gave her himself as a gift.To be honest, he and Wang Shimei didn't have such a relationship more than three times in total, and each time made him more boring, and each time made him feel more boring.But this woman is so greedy, she always wants to monopolize him with all her heart.The little eunuch would not be fooled by her. If so, he would become a 100% tool.The little eunuch travels by day and night, and never has a fixed mode of action. Although Wang Shimei has plenty of time, it is difficult to trap him.Even though she was a queen, she didn't dare to fill the harem with gongs and drums and shout for eunuchs.

Good day, he just came back from out of town. He had something on his mind and didn't rest well at night. It happened to be a weekend and he wanted to have a good sleep. This time, this **** got his wish.To be honest, whether Wang Shimei is his real aunt or not, the little eunuch is still in the fog.When his father died, he just said in general that his grandfather was an official in the court. As for how old the official was and what his name was, either his father didn't say it, or he said he didn't remember it.Only he and Wang Shugui confronted each other about this matter. He told his father Wang Jingtang's name to see if Wang Shugui recognized him. This was the only way out. Otherwise, where would he go to inquire?Doubts are just doubts, and no one can say anything without roots.

The little eunuch saw Wang Shimei lying on his bed and couldn't get up, how could he not know her intentions?But this time he was in no mood.His soft couch was very big, and the two of them didn't take up much space. He stepped aside to make room, and Wang Shimei let her lie down alone when she was happy.

Seeing that the little eunuch ignored her for a long time, the queen was displeased, and scolded: "Head eunuch, why are you ignoring Ai's family?"

The little eunuch retorted: "When I go out this time, your father almost killed me many times, what do you want me to say about you?"

Only then did Queen Wang understand the reason why the little eunuch was not enthusiastic about her, and most of the anger in her stomach disappeared.So comforted:

"Eunuch Pan, my father and I have confessed to you several times, saying that you are now my man. Why is he so stubborn, and he still clings to death? Today I called him into the palace again. Just settle him down and make sure he will be fine in the future."

The little eunuch's heart moved, and he wanted to use himself as a tool again. As soon as this thought flashed, Uer Sultan and others appeared in front of his eyes.His behavior had just started to pick up a little bit, and with his emotional ups and downs, he immediately retracted quickly.

The little eunuch thought for a while, and said, "Empress, you should go back, it's broad daylight, someone might bump in, and things will go wrong if they happen to happen."

"Dare," Queen Wang said with raised eyebrows, "I'll kill anyone who comes in, no matter if he's yours or mine."

The little eunuch secretly complained: Today, I let this woman be entangled.She still has power now, her father, Wang Shugui, is in control of the power, and she herself controls half of the harem, so she is still the queen.Even if he can afford to offend, now is not the time to offend others.Thinking of this, he decided to follow her once.Although he agreed in his heart, he still had knots in his mind, and he still looked neither yin nor yang, and said sarcastically:

"You talk to me like that, how do you tell me to cheer up? Men are not like women, they can enter a fighting state at any time." The little eunuch shirked the responsibility to Wang Shimei.

"Okay, blame me, can't you blame me?" Queen Wang was both angry and happy, and changed into a charming smile in a flash.

At this time, Wang Shimei seemed to be a gorgeous beauty again, with happy brows and smiling eyes, and the flowers were shaking wildly.There is no trace of evil on her face at all, and some of them give people a feeling that even if it is poppy poison, they have to taste it for themselves. If they eat it, they will die immediately!At this time, the little eunuch could not suppress the desire in his chest at all, the thing under his crotch had unreservedly stretched out his body, ready to wait for the master's call to drive straight in.The little eunuch said:

"Don't call me the head eunuch in the future, okay?" The little eunuch always felt that he lacked confidence when speaking in front of the queen, as if he was half short.

"You are clearly the one, but you still tell me not to call you, so what should I call you? I want to call you the emperor, but unfortunately you don't have that blessing!"

Queen Wang regained her venerable countenance, seeming to be joking but not joking. Although there were a few smiles on her face, her tone was full of majesty.

The little eunuch's little brother shrank back again.How much he wished that the stupid emperor or the empress dowager would show up at this moment to rescue him from the sea of ​​suffering, but another voice told him clearly that neither of them would come.One has already been here, and the other has recently become obsessed with a pair of foreign dogs in heat.

Seeing that the little eunuch was in a bad mood, Queen Wang realized that she had slipped her tongue again, and her tone became a little stiffer. She changed her face and said with a smile:

"Don't be ridiculous, come on, let's do our business."

After finishing speaking, Wang Shimei reached out to the place where the little eunuch was.The little eunuch was only wearing a coat just now, and the clothes inside were not very neat, but the Queen grabbed him firmly, and the empress' face suddenly changed, and she shouted:

"Why, are you really a eunuch?"

"Just now, I've reached the state of battle, and I asked you to quarrel again. I said that men are not like women, you don't believe me." The little eunuch murmured.

Only then did Queen Wang hurriedly put down her airs, took off her own clothes first, and leaned over the little eunuch's place with her bare buttocks pouted, licking her tongue and rubbing her hands, and it took a long time before she started messing around again.

The little eunuch has completely lost the passion of the past, it's not that this woman is not beautiful, nor is there something wrong with him, he knows what the problem is.But he deeply understands that it would be better not to come than to do that, and he can't do good things if he chops up his jb to dedicate himself to the gods and doesn't pay for his efforts!In a short while, the little eunuch was moved by the enchanting and charming figure of the queen, and couldn't help being excited, and his enthusiasm rose.He turned over suddenly, and pressed the empress under him (the word 180 is deleted below—the author).

Queen Wang yelled at her entourage before leaving the mansion: "Prepare the chariot, let's go back to the palace!"

The little eunuch nestled in his quilt in frustration, he was so remorseful that he really wanted to slap his own ears, Wang Shimei got up triumphantly, but he seemed to be raped.He also called for someone to change all the quilts he had just used. He couldn't bear the fishy smell left by the queen mixed with the smell of soaking in various flowers.Then, he covered the newly changed quilt and slept soundly for the whole morning.

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