Merry Eunuch Lang

Wang Shugui never dreamed that the little eunuch would dress up as a veteran passing secret documents at the border?His people have made careful arrangements around the city gate. Once the little eunuch enters the city, no matter what happens, he will chop off his head before speaking.In the end, he was allowed to take advantage of the loopholes. After all, this move was indeed very unexpected.The guns have changed, the horses have changed, only the people have not changed.With only a paper document at the border, he was allowed to ride back to the court easily alone. Wang Shugui was so angry that he lay on the bed for three days.

Hu San, who was both good and bad, took office on foot (he wanted to walk, but he had no horse), and was crowned the throne of Zhengqing in Dali Temple.There is a saying that cruel officials are promoted in troubled times, and virtuous officials are used in prosperous times.Nowadays, traitors are quite good, and to deceive the Holy One, in addition to the official tax that should be paid, the people of the whole country have to give an additional one to officials of all sizes, with seven deductions and eight deductions, and half a year's food is hardly enough.The government forces the people to rebel, bandits are rampant, and natural disasters are added. If this continues, the situation will decline, and the building will collapse if it is not in the morning.

Huzhi County has done some bad things in Taiping County, and also done some good things, both good and bad, so it's [-]-[-]!Hu San is a man who knows how to calculate, he is a ghost, and he can see the clues in a short moment in the court. Prime Minister Wang is in the same group, and the little eunuch and the emperor are in the same group.States and counties in various places only recognize the prime minister, not the emperor.It would be a great risk for him to seek refuge with the little eunuch, but he understands the truth that he can't bear the fact that the baby can't catch the wolf.Since he was forced to be on the boat of the little eunuch, he had to do a good job in the boat, otherwise the boat sank and everyone died.Hu Zhixian decided to follow the little eunuch wholeheartedly, and what he had to do right away was to dig out the "Supervisory Office" hidden in the dark.The little eunuch explained these things to him when he was drinking the night before. The leader was Wen Shichang, a nerd, timid and afraid of getting into trouble. When he was arrested and questioned, he didn't need to beat him or scare him. He would tell him what his father had done. It's clear.

Hu San didn't bring his family with him this time. After a long time, there was no woman around him who would suffer all night long. It would be a pity and uneconomical to fight one out of five on his own.He wanted to tell his elder brother and the young eunuch that if there were any extra good women in the palace to let him spend this time without a wife, but he didn't dare to open his mouth, thinking it was only a matter of a moment.No matter how many women the little eunuch has, it is impossible for him to have one. There is nothing in the world that allows a wife.

There are many kiln shops in the capital, and since Hu San is new here, he doesn't know which shop is good and which one is bad.He couldn't consult his subordinates when doing this kind of thing, let alone ask someone to inquire about it, so he had to find a rather large flower house by himself.

The procuress, the head of the whore shop, saw that he looked like a man, well-dressed and well-dressed, and knew that he was a man who was willing to spend money, so he came up to him with a smile and said:

"Young master, you look familiar, are you an old customer? Tell me, which flower do you want to order?"

"Take a look at the flower book." Hu San stretched out his hand and said.

"Where's the flower book, I remember all the good flowers in my head! There are plums, indigo, peaches, pears, apricots, chrysanthemums, lotus, peonies, peonies, and..."

"No more!" Hu San waved his hands impatiently, and said, "Pick the main ones and talk about two."

"The main ones are Chunlan, Xiahe, Qiuju and Dongmei."

"Okay, just Chunlan!"

The old bustard led Hu San to Chunlan's room, and was walking forward when suddenly two maids led an old man with his head bowed walking in from the courtyard.Hu San looked at the old man with a familiar look, and suddenly thought, by the way, isn't this Prime Minister Wang?It is a rare thing that the prime minister also visits brothels.Hu San had opened a brothel in private, and he was an expert in this area. He knew that anyone with status who visited a brothel would not want to expose his target. From the way the old guy walked with his head hooked, he knew that he was afraid of running into acquaintances.Lao Hu thought about it for a while, and his bad intentions came out.

The old bitch walked for a while and heard no movement behind her. When she turned her head to take a closer look, the young man was actually dawdling behind the other guy's ass.She turned back again, slapped Hu San, and reprimanded:

"You young man, if you're not doing your own serious business, what are you doing behind others?"

Hu San hastily took out a piece of silver from his bosom, weighed it in his hand, fearing that it would weigh more than a dozen taels, gritted his teeth and handed it to the old godly woman, pointed forward, and said:

"That old man is my father. I didn't expect the old man to be like this. I have to stay and take care of him. It's dark and slippery on the way back. In case of a fall, the medical expenses will not come out of my pocket? This one Mother Yinzi, use it to make tea money!"

The old bustard took the money with both hands, and said happily: "How can you want so much? How can you want so much? Young master, you can do whatever you want."

Old Humao watched Prime Minister Wang enter a whore's house from the stairway. He looked around and concluded that there was no one with Old Wangtou, so he walked out of the gate with confidence and boldly, and picked a piece on the side of the road. Holding half of the brick in his hand, he found a secluded place and hid.

After less than an hour, he saw the door of that room opened, and a young girl walked out of it. The girl looked at no one, and waved her hand into the room again.Regardless of his age, Prime Minister Wang was like a rabbit, going out very fast, almost running out of the courtyard.

Lao Hu waited upright in the dark, raised half of the brick and shot it head-on.Hearing the old prime minister squatting on the ground with an "ah!", Hu San dropped the brick and ran away.

After crossing a road and a half, Lao Hu saw a large sedan chair carrying eight people by the side of the road. In addition to the bearer, there were also guards. Someone was holding a big red lantern with the word "King" written on it the size of a bowl.He didn't need to guess, he knew that this must be a servant of the palace.

Hu San became interested, went into a small tavern, and ordered two taels of Laobaigan, a plate of fried peanuts, and a plate of sauced beef.

After about half an hour, Hu San saw Wang Shugui walking over with his hands covering his head.Seeing this, the servant rushed up to ask what was going on.The old prime minister shook his head and said:

"Old eyesight is dim, hit the wall."