Merry Eunuch Lang

Hu San was happy in his heart, and after eating and drinking, he wiped his mouth and was about to lift his legs and walk.The waiter came over, smiled and said:

"Guest officer, what's your drink money?"

Hu San felt all over his body, only to realize that only that piece of silver had been left to the old bustard of the kiln shop.He had calculated earlier that according to the market price of a prostitute in Taiping County, it would be no more than five taels of silver, but the current market price is the price of a pig.This is the capital, double the money for two pigs is enough!So he didn't bring much with him. It's always not safe to bring too much money to that kind of place.Unfortunately, in order to deal with the enemy (he thinks the enemy of the little eunuch is also his enemy), he threw such a large piece of silver into the kiln shop. At that time, he didn't think about it too much, let alone asking the old bitch for change. This is good up!Hu San thought for a while and said:

"Brother, how about this? I forgot to bring my money when I went out just now. How about you pick it up with me?"

Xiao Er was displeased, and teased: "It's not enough for a penny, you let me pick up a few pennies, and it's midnight, aren't you a tosser?"

"How about I double it for you? The road is not very far, just in the Dali Monastery."

"Oh, for a long time, you are a member of the yamen, and those who eat official meals can't bully us ordinary people!" Xiaoer's tone became more and more harsh, and there was no room for accommodation.

"Why don't I send you a note, and it will be delivered tomorrow." A penny beats a hero, and the smart Hu San has nothing to do.

"No, no, we don't know you, who knows what you do?" the waiter puffed up his mouth and said.

The shopkeeper heard that there was a dispute here, and hurried over from the back hall.

"What's the matter?" asked the shopkeeper.

"Hillbillies from out of town don't pay for meals." Xiao Er's answer to the question was very concise, but his words were also clear.

The shop owner is a middle-aged man in his 40s, with a pair of ox-egg eyes and a full beard.A tie was rolled up on the top of the head, and an iron nail more than five inches long was inserted in the middle.With his chest exposed and his face full of flesh, he looked very vicious.The shopkeeper turned his head and stared at Hu San with two bull's eyes and said:

"Guest officer, it's only natural to get money for meals. It's nothing to discuss. If you don't have money, don't come here. We don't like free food here."

Hu San piled up an embarrassed smile and said, "I really forgot to bring the money, or you can send a brother to fetch it for me."

"Take it, it's worth a trip for a few dollars, no time!" The shopkeeper rolled his eyes at Renzi.

"What should I do?" Hu San always felt that he was short-sighted, and he was extra careful when speaking.

"See if you have any valuables on you, take out one, put it here first, and redeem it with money tomorrow."

Hu San originally had a few things, but because he was afraid of going to such a place, he temporarily took them down and put them in the house.He had to say:

"Shopkeeper, I really didn't bring..."

"Well, take off one of your clothes or one of your shoes, isn't that embarrassing you?" There was a sinister smile in the shopkeeper's eyes.

"I'm a scholar, what's the proper way?" Hu San shook his head and said.

"Bah!" The shopkeeper spat thick phlegm on Hu San's face and scolded, "A pig and dog like you who cheats on eating and drinking deserves to be called a scholar? Anyone who comes out to hang out in the middle of the night, except for stealing or prostitution, none of them are Good stuff! You want shame, I want money, put down the money and leave, I don't want to argue with you!"

Hu San wiped his face and wanted to speak, but was grabbed by the shopkeeper like a chest, and shouted sharply:

"You take it off or should I take it off?"

Hu San didn't take the immediate disadvantages, and hurriedly said, "I'll take it off, I'll take it off."

"Take off your clothes or your shoes?"

"It's hard to walk without your shoes on, so let's take off your clothes!"

Hu San had no choice but to go back to the Yamen with his back bare.Fortunately, it was at night and there were few people on the street, so he had already lost all face. A dignified fourth-rank official was stripped naked and walked through the streets of the capital naked. Where does demeanor come from?Hu San thought as he walked, fortunately this is not Taiping County, he didn't have many acquaintances when he first arrived, so let's go through this section of the road first, and change his clothes soon when he returns to the yamen, don't let the people below see.

Seeing that he arrived at the gate of Dali Temple, although he met a few passers-by on the road, seeing him in such a mess, they first stopped and laughed, and then they just pointed out, or even suspected that he had some neurological problems.Hu San thought that everyone was just a stranger, and no one knew anyone, so it was not worth making a fuss about, so he didn't care too much.He hesitated for a while not far away, he could have asked to open the gate and enter the courtyard directly, but he was afraid that the yamen guards at the gate would talk too much, so he finally decided to go over the wall and enter.

Hu San wandered around the courtyard wall of Dali Temple several times, but couldn't choose a suitable place to climb.There is an old pagoda tree in the corner of the back wall. It may be much more convenient to climb to the tree and then jump down.Hu San had no choice but to climb the tree.Although Hu San's articles are not top-notch, they can barely make up the numbers.As for the kung fu of climbing trees and climbing over walls and ridges, he can't even be regarded as the most advanced.Hu San exhausted all his strength and finally climbed up the big locust tree, and was about to jump on the wall.Suddenly I saw a group of people and horses coming, about a dozen people, most of them held weapons in their hands.One rode his horse up to the tree and shouted back:

"Lord Wen, there is a man leaning over the tree, he must be a thief who wants to enter the courtyard and steal."

The man called Mr. Wen seemed to be the leader. He waved his hand, whispered, and said, "Take it! Take it back and talk."