Merry Eunuch Lang

In fact, Hu San only needs to use a little force to climb over the wall, and then go down the wall.As long as he crosses the wall, he will rule the world, and the big things will come to naught.But he was a literati after all, and it was the first time he had climbed such a tall tree. When he was about to find a step to descend the donkey, he unexpectedly ran into Wen Shichang and his group who were watching the night.

As I said earlier, Wen Shichang and his "Administrative Office of Catchment and Supervision" were not an official organization, but they rented a place and put up this sign based on Wang Shugui's verbal instructions.Such a unit that is neither an enterprise nor an institution has no income of its own, and the superior department does not allocate funds. Over time, funding has become a problem.Wen Shichang found Prime Minister Wang, but Lao Wang was also at a loss. He wanted to undo it, but he didn't give up.The little eunuch is a serious problem in his heart, if he doesn't get rid of it for a day, he will feel like a thorn in his back, how can he let it go?Prime Minister Wang thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a plan, saying:

"Xiaowen, your people are also idle when they are idle, why not sleep during the day and let them out at night to find a living."

Wen Shichang was puzzled, and asked, "Enxiang, if you can't find anything during the day, what can you do to make a living at night?"

Wang Shugui pointed out the maze and said: "The capital is such a huge area, and if you search and dig it randomly, you can have food. How can a living person suffocate to death? There are men and women among you, and you send a small team to patrol the night. If you catch a few A lawless lunatic, even beaten and punished, won't he have something to eat?"

Wen Shichang was still a little puzzled, and asked too many questions for fear that the Prime Minister would be angry, so he pretended to realize something and said:

"The Prime Minister is brilliant, and he will do as the humble one does."

Wang Shugui also explained some precautions, and said: "Don't conflict with the city defense forces, and avoid the imperial guards. If you encounter any encounters, say that the prime minister sent them to watch the night to help maintain social order. It is the responsibility of me Push it on the head, forgive them for not daring to trouble me."

Wen Shichang nodded his head.

The squad made some gains on the first day. They succeeded in the first battle and captured two salt smugglers. Before they were executed, they shouted that they would pay a certain amount of fines in order to reduce their crimes.What Wen Shichang wanted was money, and he ignored everything else.The two paid a large sum of money and left happily.Wen Shichang couldn't help but secretly stretched out his thumb. After all, Jiang Lao was hot, and he had to admire the old prime minister's clever actions and scheming.

Hu San was taken to a deep house compound. There was no plaque at the door, but there was a signboard on the wall in the courtyard, with the words "Catch the Supervisory Office" written on it.He understood in his heart that he found what he couldn't find, and it turned out that this was the center for catching Big Brother.So he secretly made up his mind that the first step after going out was to destroy this illegal organization first.At the same time, he also understands that he must never reveal his true identity. Once he lets this group of people know who he is, his life will be over.

"What's your name?" Wen Shichang asked.

"My name is Zhu San, my lord." Hu San knelt on the ground and replied sincerely.

"What are you doing?" Wen Shichang asked again.

"I'm a failure. I have no money to go home, and I have been living in the capital." Hu San has seen the world, and lying is of course top-notch.

Wen Shichang frowned, wondering why he was so unlucky to catch a poor man.It seems that there is not much oil and water out of this person's body, and he wants to let go, but he is unwilling, so he can't work for nothing, right?After thinking about it, I asked again:

"Do you have any relatives or friends here?"

"No, none of them. If there is a way, I, a scholar, will never steal anything."

"Then you have to pay some money, and you can't just let you go out for nothing." Wen Shichang told the truth.

"How about this, let me go out, and I will send ten taels of silver over in three days." Hu San had already found Wen Shichang's size, wondering why Prime Minister Wang used such an idiot to do things?

"No, at least 20 taels." Wen Shichang bargained.

"15 taels, I don't have much. It's not easy to save some silver, and I can't give it all to you." Hu San wanted to catch him.

"Well, I'll send someone to pick it up with you now. It's a joke to let you out. You are a foreigner. If you run away, where can we find it?" Wen Shichang is not easy to fool around.

After Hu San pondered for a while, he came up with a good idea and said, "Behind the wall where you caught me is a garden. I buried 20 taels of silver in the garden and took it out to honor you 15 taels. I will keep it for myself." What do you think, my lord, to make a bundle and go home?"

"Then let's do it at night, the goal is big during the day." Wen Shichang said.

He also thought about it, 15 taels of silver is not very cost-effective, but fortunately he was passing by, anyway, he had to act every night, and the flies were not in vain.Once the money is in hand, throw this unlucky guy into that courtyard, and then help him yell a few times. The yamen is as big as Dali Temple, and the vigilance is so poor. Is it easy for idlers to come in and out?I heard that a new person with the surname Hu has come to be Zhengqing, let that idiot solve this idiotic case!

Hu San spent a whole day in the "Administrative Office of Catchment and Supervision".Wen Shichang extrajudicially graciously offered him a piece of clothing to wear.

With the help of several people, Hu San climbed the tree and climbed over the wall much more neatly.

After waiting for a while without any movement, Master Wen was about to ask a question, when the soldier climbing on the tree shouted:

"My lord, that bastard didn't dig money at all, as soon as he climbed over the wall, he ran in!"

Wen Shichang wondered: I have seen a thief who is bold, but I have never seen such a bold thief!How can there be any reason for a mouse to jump into a cat's nest?

After Hu San returned to the yamen, he immediately became complacent. He is a villain who succeeds, but he is different from ordinary villains. Apart from his intentions, he also has some skills. In addition, he still has some sense of justice. feel.Hu San hurriedly got into the bedroom, and without washing up, he began to fall asleep with his head covered.

The soldiers of Dali Temple listened to the noise of people outside the courtyard and shouted to catch the thief.A person on duty asked what happened and how was the safety of the adults, and the soldier replied:

"My lord just went to the toilet and fell asleep."

Early the next morning, Hu San ordered someone to prepare a sedan chair, and went straight to the small hotel.

The owner of the tavern thought it was a big buyer and hurried out to greet him.I looked up and saw how familiar the old man came out of the sedan chair, but I couldn't remember it for a long time, and it was inconvenient to inquire, so I had to accompany the smiling face and invite the guests to eat inside.

Hu San wrinkled his face and said, "Shopkeeper, don't be in a hurry to dine, first settle the bill from the day before."

The owner of the shop was surprised and said: "What account did you have a few days ago? My lord came to sit in my small shop, and it was full of splendor. It's really a blessing for us to wait for three lives. How dare you ask your lord to spend money?"

"I drank a pot of wine from your store and used two dishes. At most, it cost ten shang, right? At that time, I forgot to bring the money with me, and I talked nicely with you for a long time. You refused, and rewarded me with a mouthful of phlegm. One beat, and even took off my clothes, is there such a thing?"

The owner's face turned from red to yellow, from yellow to green, and then from green to sallow and pale.He murmured repeatedly, unable to speak, so he fell to his knees with a plop.