Merry Eunuch Lang

At this time, the street was full of spectators, and Hu San deliberately loudly reprimanded: "It's not that I intend to make things difficult for you. It's not easy for you to open a small restaurant, get up early, go to bed late, and worry about supporting your family. But back then I have already said many good things to you, and a pot of wine and two dishes will not break your capital. If I lie to you to eat and drink, what am I fighting for? I have no strength to restrain a chicken, and there is no one behind me. The businessman said What makes you rich is harmony, can a domineering like you get rich?"

The shopkeeper said "yes" in one mouthful, knocking his head until the floor thumped.

"You ripped off my clothes, I almost lost my life, don't you know? Otherwise, I wouldn't come to you for such a trivial matter!"

"Yes, yes, yes." The shopkeeper's tongue finally got over it.

"What is it? You know what a ball is? I still have important things to do. If you let me die in such an unclear way, do you know how much it will be delayed? Well, I don't have the same knowledge as you, and I also If you don't move a single finger of yours, you will give yourself ten slaps in the face, and promise not to do evil things in the future and not to pick up other people's clothes, we will be clean."

The little second brother in the store took a chair and respectfully put it under Hu San's buttocks.

Before Hu San finished speaking, the shop owner immediately started to slap his own face, twenty or thirty times in one go, Hu San shouted several times to stop, but he didn't stop.Hu San stood up and kicked him, saying:

"Forget it bro, save yourself some effort. I'm here to pay the bill today, so I'll teach you a few words about your duty as a human being, so I won't tell you. Calculate how much money and settle it for me, lest you say I owe you money. "

"If a villain doesn't dare, it's considered that a villain is filial to an adult." The shopkeeper bowed his head and said.

"Who wants you to be filial? It's only right and proper to ask for money for meals. You said that. If you were more polite to me that day, when I was happy, I would reward you with a few words and hang them on the wall, enough for you to eat and drink for a lifetime. Come on, Take the money, and bring me the clothes, I have something to leave."

Hu San's sedan chair walked a long way before the shop owner got up from the ground. He blushed and picked up the five hanging coins thrown on the ground, muttered something, and then entered the shop in embarrassment.

Ordinary people marry their wives to have children and live at home, but it is definitely not the case when the emperor's family gets married.

Although the silly queen is incompetent, she has married many wives.In addition to the empress and imperial concubine, several concubines, Zhaoyi, Jieyu, Xiuyi, Xiurong, Ronghua, Chonghua, etc. were also canonized. They were not considered beauties, and there were no less than a hundred people who paid homage.The stupid emperor regards worshiping the heaven and the earth as a nuisance, and every day he would cry and beg his mother to shorten and reduce many unnecessary etiquettes as much as possible.

The son doesn't like women and doesn't need women, but for the sake of procedure, for the sake of face and the system in the palace, the mother still sends one after another beautiful women into his bridal chamber.The son who does not live up to expectations always sneaks out quietly after worshiping heaven and earth, or hides in the kennel, and cuddles with his beloved dogs to sleep all night.The bridegroom ran away, but the maids spread a shocking news: the bride is going to commit suicide!

Those who knew the inside story would of course secretly laugh at the emperor's uselessness, and those who didn't know the details thought it was the woman who the emperor didn't know what to do with.

The empress dowager first thought of her imperial sister --- let the concubine Li who had been staying in the deep palace come forward to help her solve this problem.

Concubine Li went and came back again, she shook her head and said to Tong Biyu: "Sister, the problem is probably more serious than you and I imagined."

Tong Biyu said, "What's going on with my sister?"

Concubine Li said, "That girl doesn't speak, she just cries."

"That can't let her die in the palace!" said the Queen Mother.

"Where can I die if I don't die in the palace? No matter what, I have to wait for her to die before I can be carried out. The old rules left over from so many lifetimes, living princesses can't leave the deep palace." Concubine Li replied.

"If it doesn't work, let Xiao Anzi try it." The Empress Dowager used her trump card.

"This matter and that matter are not the same thing." Concubine Li was a ghost, how could she fail to understand what the Empress Dowager meant.

"Little Anzi has many ways, what kind of things can confuse him?" Tong Biyu believed in her trump card.

"Things have come to this, and it has to be like this." Concubine Li spread her hands, suddenly remembered something, and said, "Sister, I am not talking about you, you are too indulgent with that little devil, you are not afraid that he will plot your country one day ?"

"That's a matter of the future." Tong Hou said with a wry smile, "I entrust the bright moon with my heart, but the bright moon shines on the ditch, so what can I do? Sister, think about it, we are foolish and widowed, we are single and weak, Who do you want me to rely on? There are quite a few ministers in the court, all of whom were supported and promoted by the elder Wang Ge, which one do I dare to use? Xiao Anzi entered the palace when he was ten years old, and I have always treated him like my own son Cheng, isn't it for someone to rely on in the future, if he harbors ulterior motives, it will be hard to find good people in this world?"

Concubine Li sipped her tea, sighed softly, and said, "That's right, Xiao Anzi is a shrewd person, and his loyalty to your mother and son can be regarded as commendable. Don't talk about it, I'm an outsider. If you talk too much, you will say that I talk too much." Tongue, alienate your mother-child relationship."

"Sister, what are you talking about?" Tong Hou said angrily, "The relationship between you and me is not just a one-day relationship. It's not like who doesn't know who. You still lie to me? I'm also desperate, right, so I put all my bets on you. We put it all on this little baby, if he rebels in the future, our mother and son will only have the opportunity to kill him."

Concubine Li persuaded: "Since that's the case, why didn't you make a plan earlier?"

Tong Hou said with a smile: "Sister is smart all her life, but she will inevitably be confused for a while. You don't want to, if it wasn't for Xiao Anzi who turned the tide, the person talking to you here today would have been replaced by someone else."

Concubine Li was astonished, and said: "Is it that serious? Your mother and son rule the world, with power all over the world, who is not afraid of death and dares to pluck the hair from the tiger's mouth?"

Queen Tong shook her hand and said: "My sister has lived in the palace for a long time, and she knows little about the outside world. My sister doesn't know something. Although I am the queen mother, my son is also a ninety-five-year-old son, but it doesn't mean that I can kill anyone I want to kill. Let you be the queen mother for a few days, and you will understand everything."

Concubine Li stood up and said: "My God, I don't want to be some kind of empress dowager. Sister, even if I didn't say what I said today, you know that I have a bad mouth, and I don't cover it or stop it. Don't take it to your heart. Let's go!" gone."

Empress Tong sent Concubine Li all the way outside the gate, seeing that her sedan chair was gone, she turned around.It's not that she has no worries about sending a big man to deal with the bride's suicide, but there are thousands of people in the palace, except for the eunuchs, who are all women, who can she count on?Queen Tong thought for a moment, and finally asked someone to invite the little eunuch.