Merry Eunuch Lang

The little emperor neither loves the country nor beautiful women, he only dotes on his pair of pet dogs.The female dog has had a big belly for a long time, and the eunuch who raised the dog said that the birth was only in the last two days. The stupid emperor seemed to lose his soul all day, and his thoughts were all on the dog. He wanted to witness his beloved dog with his own eyes. How to give birth to puppies.So after paying homage to the flower hall that night, he didn't pick on the bride's belly to ask for Doudou, but just took a chance and went straight into the kennel after a few casual socializings.He built a big house for his dog, and asked his little eunuch brother to inscribe a few words "Tiangou Zhitang", or "Heaven" for short.Through this period of association with dogs, he discovered many problems and enhanced his intellect.He once imagined that when his dog team grows stronger, he will choose a few brave and vicious ones to take with him, and even bring them to court. Some things that people can't handle, dogs will solve.

He often had a whim: why let him be the emperor, why not be a dog-raising eunuch?Going to court early in the morning every day, and there is not much to do, it is nothing more than grinding your teeth.How nice it would be if you didn't go to court every day!He was not the only emperor who refused to go to court in ancient times, such as Yin Zhou, Zhou You, Sui Yang, etc. Unfortunately, these old men are all dead. Why don't you ask them to find out some good ways to escape from going to court.The second thing that annoys him is paying homage, is worship a good thing?Whoever wants to go will go, he is most annoyed by this matter.He is a majestic king, being teased and fiddled with like a puppet, standing next to an irrelevant woman, and having to sleep with her and eat Doudou later, it is extremely boring!If you have that kung fu, you might as well play with the dog for a while.

The little eunuch was entrusted with the "ideological" work of the new concubine.

The little eunuch has lofty aspirations, he doesn't want to spend his mind on the affairs of these mothers-in-law, what's the point of hanging out with a lot of old women all day long?He had already made up his mind, and when this matter was done, he immediately set off to go to various provinces, prefectures and counties. If Wang Shugui's minions were not eliminated, the country would have no peace, and his head would be in danger.

The new concubine's name is Chunni, she is just eighteen years old, she is a young woman, and she is well-groomed, not to mention men are tempted by it, even women like it when they see it.There is a saying that a confidante is unlucky, and there is more than one unlucky confidante.

Chun Ni was born in a farm family, and her family is decent.She and her mother depend on each other for life, and mother and daughter live together all year round.Because my father was doing business abroad, he rarely came home.My father's business became more and more prosperous, but the number of times he went home became less and less.Their mother and daughter didn't take it seriously either, thinking that their father was busy with business outside, and it was common for them to not be able to take care of both inside and outside at the same time.Unexpectedly, in the end, her father brought her a little girl.Xiaoniang is only a few years older than her, with tall black hair and a flowery appearance. She wears a ring and a jade pendant, ringing bells and bells.Later, a villager told the inside story that my father's daughter was bought from a brothel for a huge sum of money, and now she still owes her a large sum of money!

Sure enough, within a few days, someone from the brothel came to demand money.Her father seemed to have made up his mind a long time ago, so he let her take the blame.The people in the brothel are not stupid. When they saw this girl, she was several times stronger than that girl. Fearing that her father would change his mind, he took her away overnight.

Later, she heard people say that her mother hanged herself from a beam, and later, the little mother couldn't bear the pain and ran away, and later, her father went crazy!

Chunni then decides to kill each other, and she won't accept guests!

One day, an old man came into her room, about sixty years old, with good features and eyes, and spoke very kindly.The old man said: He was an official in the court, and he had no children, only one daughter. Unfortunately, his daughter died of illness. He and his wife were so sad that they didn't even want to live anymore.Hearing from a friend that there was such a fierce woman in Hualou, he moved his mind to redeem her body, took her home as a foster daughter, and asked her if she would agree.Chunni didn't believe it at first, thinking how could there be such a good thing in the world, seeing the old man's seriousness, she begged again and again, and shed a few old tears.Heartbroken, Chunni went to the old man's house in a sedan chair.

The old man's home is very luxurious, with a grand gate, a deep courtyard, high houses and large, magnificent.There are quite a lot of people in the family, there are men and women, and they shuttle back and forth.Chunni secretly rejoiced that she finally met a rich family, and she didn't have to worry about food and clothing in the future.Chunni's big sedan was replaced by a small sedan and carried all the way to the inner courtyard. When she got off the sedan, several women supported her, and they kept claiming that she was a young lady.Chunni was overwhelmed by flattery. When she had enjoyed such treatment in her life, she couldn't help her heart beat wildly, and went into her boudoir Xiulou with a blushing face.

From then on, she stayed at home and had three meals a day, which were delivered by older women, and all the food she ate were delicacies from mountains and seas, which she had never seen or heard before.During the day, a servant girl chatted with her, and at night, she was served by a servant girl, and it was like this every day for several days.Chunni had the heart to pay respects to the old man, calling him daddy affectionately was also a filial piety.Maybe it's because her father is busy with important affairs in the court, and she has not been able to meet him.

Only on the seventh day, a woman came in with a smile on her face, and said with a smile:

"Congratulations, Miss Daxi!"

Chunni was surprised and asked, "Why do you like it?"

"I just heard the news that my prime minister wants to take Miss as a concubine. Isn't this a great joy?"

Chunni was startled: Taking a concubine?Isn't taking a concubine a concubine?Didn't dad find a concubine that ruined their whole family?Chunni was displeased and said bitterly:

"I don't want to be small!"

"What's wrong with being small?" the old woman persuaded, "The prime minister's favorite is not small, and you will have the final say in this courtyard from now on."

"Whoever wants to marry will marry, I won't do it anyway!" Chunni said emphatically.

Immediately afterwards, several lobbyists came, and Chunni still said that she would never marry until she died!If anyone messes with her, she will stain the prime minister's mansion with blood.But until now, she still hasn't figured out who the prime minister is!

Some days passed like this, and the speaking woman came again.She told Chuni in a spirited manner that the prime minister had changed her mind and wanted to adopt her to an official surnamed Wen. From now on, she would be Wen's daughter instead of a goddaughter.And there is great news that she will not go to the Wen family this time, but to the palace to marry the emperor as a concubine.She asked the woman how many wives the emperor had, and the woman said, who knows?You will know when you enter the palace.Chunni was confessed again, saying that her name had now been changed to Wen Chunji instead of Chunni.And in the future, if someone asks her, she can only insist on calling her Wen Chunji. If she misses it, it will be a death penalty, which will affect the nine clans, not to mention parents and relatives, and even the neighbors and villagers will be killed.Chunni is not afraid of this. Among her relatives, there is only one heartless father left, and there are no relatives, and she can't care about those many neighbors.

On the night of her wedding, she couldn't wait to ask the emperor. The emperor leaned beside her and kept asking for Doudou, but didn't seem to respond much to her words.She asked again earnestly, and said:

"Your Majesty, have you ever been married? How many wives do you have?"

The emperor smiled and said, "Why do you ask this? My wife has never counted."

"So, I'm not the first?"

"The first? There are more than a hundred!"

Chunni became furious, issued an order to evict the guest, and said sharply: "Get out of here, and you are not allowed to enter my room from now on!"

The little emperor crawled over from the bed and said with a smile: "It's fine if you don't give Doudou to eat, why are you so fierce? You think I want to, so I don't! I won't tell you anymore, I'm sleeping with my dog I'm gone."