Merry Eunuch Lang

Pan You'an still held the official position of chief eunuch in the inner palace. Although his status as a eunuch was a lice on a bald man's head, it could only be understood and unspeakable. Who would dare to say that the little eunuch was a fake? The nine tribes will be involved.Since he was a eunuch, he never had to avoid wherever he went.

As mentioned above, the little eunuch has already sworn that unless it is absolutely necessary, he will never lift a finger with all the women in the palace from now on.He wants to be a real man upright, and stop being a tool.However, the empress dowager always looks for him when she encounters difficulties. He is the godson of the empress dowager, and he has received great kindness from the empress dowager.

Prime Minister Wang is in his sixties, but his hobbies are surprisingly wide.He really wanted to learn from Dong Zhuo in the Han Dynasty, so he simply lived in the palace.However, he hasn't reached that point yet, let alone staying overnight in the inner palace, he is not enough to covet the beauties in the palace.He learned from his daughter that the emperor is a mule, has no interest in women, and has always been indifferent in front of women.He also heard from his daughter that the little eunuch is like a dragon playing in the water in the palace, acting recklessly.He imagined more than once how great it would be to replace the little eunuch with him. All the beautiful women in the palace are under his command. Life is so enough!

But right now, all Wang Chengxiang can do is to play with the maids and visit the kilns occasionally.After he was hit by the brick at the door of the brothel, he suddenly realized a truth, he must have offended some ruthless person, and this expert must have something to do with the girl named Chunni in his golden house.He originally wanted the overlord to fight hard, afraid that she, a weak woman, would not give in?But now he has decided to give up, he must not risk his life for a woman, there are many opportunities to meet beautiful women in life, why hang himself on a tree?

Giving up easily and being reluctant to part with that huge pile of money, ordinary people can't afford such a big price.Wang Shugui thought for a long time, and he came up with a perfect plan to marry Chunni to the palace.He has ordered the old women to check carefully, and Chuni is intact now, a virgin is 100% virgin, and with her appearance, she can definitely pass the test in the palace.The key is to find a support, and finally he turned his attention to the bookworm Wen Shichang.In fact, Lao Wen is not allowed to show up, just let him bear the name.He made a match among them, Tong Yatou (Queen Dowager) was trying to win people's hearts, and Wen Shichang was a court official of the fourth rank, so there was no reason for her to refuse.

Prime Minister Wang's strategy is killing three birds with one stone: one is that the person who slapped him will never be able to enter the palace to get his lover back, and he also avenged that brick; I can't help her anymore, the foolish emperor's hundred or ten wives will be her turn to become big; third, his big pile of ransom money has also been settled. According to the market price, the royal family will pay a dowry gift of 1000 taels of gold. Wen Shichang never dared to make a move, and he, Wang Shugui, made a lot of money invisibly.

Wang Shugui is not afraid of others, but he is afraid that this time, the little eunuch of Gou Ri will sit on the sidelines and pick a cheap one for nothing.Good things can't come in pairs, good thieves can't be greedy, don't care too much, let the gluttonous sparrows eat those sour grapes!

The little eunuch was sitting next to the concubine's soft couch, and Chunni (who should be called Wen Chunji now) lay on the bed with her head turned sideways, as if no one else was there, dying, because she hadn't touched her teeth for a few days.

The little eunuch said: "Concubine Wen, I am here to talk to you at the order of the Queen Mother, can you show me some face?"

Chunni didn't want to talk to her at first, but after entering the palace, she saw almost all women's faces, and suddenly heard the voice of the opposite sex, she was a little curious, and couldn't help turning half of her face to see, it turned out to be a handsome young man as beautiful as a crown of jade.She couldn't help her heart beating wildly, and she couldn't help asking:

"who are you?"

"I am the eunuch."

"What is an eunuch?" Chun Ni turned her face to speak again, she had never heard the word eunuch.

"How should I put it? An eunuch is an animal that has been hoarded. You are not from the countryside, so of course you don't know anything about the countryside."

"I'm a country person. I know there are gelding donkeys and horses, but I've never heard of gelding people." Chunni, who didn't want to talk, suddenly regained her spirits.

"That's right! Country people gelding donkeys and horses to make those donkeys and horses work hard, but we men must be gelded like donkeys when we come to work in the palace."

"why?"

"For the safety of their wives! Think about it, can an emperor marry hundreds of wives, can he take care of them? That's not counting the countless court ladies. But some women can't do some jobs, and men don't feel at ease. What should I do? So there are high People came up with such a good way to kill all the men who entered the palace to work, that's it."

"Are you such a lottery?" Chunni didn't know, why she began to pay attention to the fate of this boy.As she said this, her face turned halfway again.

"Of course, but it seems to me..."

"Why do you hesitate to speak, you don't look like a man."

"I'm not a man in the first place! Can't we just talk about it?" The little eunuch was anxious to get back to business.

"Aren't you a man? I won't tell you that you're not a man, and I won't talk to people who are neither male nor female." Chunni also wanted to find out if the man in front of her also had an operation.

"I'm telling the truth, you don't dare to talk nonsense outside!"

"Don't worry, I'm not the one who betrays my friends like that." Chunni shook her head in the quilt, and after a while she actually regarded the little eunuch as a friend.

"I'm a man." The little eunuch said unnaturally but with certainty.

"Ah, you are my brother!" Chunni turned her face completely around.

The little eunuch became an older brother again.

There is no generalization between people, especially between men and women. Some people fall in love at first sight, and some people fall in love at first sight. Maybe this is the fate in the legend!The two talked happily for a while, and all the knots in their hearts were untied.The little eunuch ordered:

"Live well. It's not worthwhile for a flower to be damaged like this before it blooms properly. Besides, the palace is also safe, at least no one has any bad plans for you."

Chun Ni said, "Brother, what about you?"

She asked something she didn't know how to explain.

The little eunuch said: "Don't call me brother when there are people, it makes people laugh."

Chunni nodded sensibly.

The little eunuch suddenly found that she was a good girl, she was not only beautiful but also pure.She is as simple as a stream of water, a green leaf, or a butterfly that has just emerged from a chrysalis. Maybe her dreams are all colorful worlds.The little eunuch swore that if he had the opportunity in the future, he would definitely take the girl out of this fire pit, even though he had said that he didn't like every plant and tree here.

"I may have to leave for a while." The little eunuch added.

"Didn't you say the palace is safe?" Chuni's beautiful big eyes fluttered.

"No matter how safe the nest is, the rabbit will go outside to graze! I have a very important thing to do."

"Brother, go early and come back early. I pray for you every day and look forward to your return every day."

The little eunuch felt hot, he quickly controlled it, took the opportunity to stand up, and said, "Sister, get up and wash up, let's eat!"

"Hey, brother, I'll listen to you, I'll eat right away." Chunni was about to get up after finishing speaking.

"Silly girl, you are the imperial concubine, do you need to eat by yourself? You wait, I will let them pack it up and bring it over." After finishing speaking, the little eunuch left.

Chunni's eyes turned red, and she whispered softly, "Brother, do you come here often?"

The little eunuch nodded and left.

(Apologies in advance, the article was posted by mistake, and 84 was sent to Chapter [-] by mistake. Fortunately, it has been corrected.)