Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch, Hu San, and Wang Xiaowu all rode horses and headed straight to the south.

I met a beggar on the road, about [-] years old, his appearance was not bad, but he was very weak, obviously caused by lack of nutrition.The little eunuch and Wang Xiaowu saw that this person had a kind face, but they really couldn't remember it.The three dismounted to rest and stayed in the inn, and the beggars followed to ask for money.Wang Xiaowu was kind-hearted, looked at the young eunuch's face, then took out a few small coins from his pocket and gave him.casually asked:

"You are so young, you don't do anything serious, why do you do such things?"

"I'm very ashamed. The boy is a disabled person. He can't work as a coolie. There is no one to take care of him at home, so he can only beg along the street."

Wang Xiaowu couldn't help laughing and said: "Seeing that you have all hands and feet, you are not limping or turning, and you have good hearing and eyesight, and you can speak clearly, how can you say that you are disabled?"

Before the beggar could reply, someone who knew him said for him, "He is a eunuch."

One sentence aroused the interest of the three people, and the little eunuch said first: "The eunuch is not in the palace, why is he living on the street?"

The beggar sighed and said, "It's a long story, so don't worry about it."

The little eunuch refused, and insisted on asking the truth, and promised to give him more money.The beggar said:

"Ten years ago, I was selected to be a eunuch in the palace. Who would have thought that after cutting my balls, I would not be wanted again."

"Why?"

"I don't know. It's just that I remember that my name in the palace is Pan You'an."

The little eunuch was taken aback immediately, it was such a coincidence that things in the world happened, and unfortunately his double had made him meet here again.The little eunuch thought about it and said:

"My friend, don't beg for food anymore. I will give you some money for money. I will give you a place to live there first. I will support you for the rest of your life."

The beggar fell to his knees with a plop, and sighed: "Your benefactor, please accept the boy's worship. Your great kindness is hard to repay in this life, and you will have to repay it even if you become a cow or horse in the next life."

The little eunuch hurriedly lifted his hands up, and said again and again: "Brother, get up quickly, I am the one who should repay the favor, and I will be a cow and a horse in the next life!"

People don't know what's going on, and they think that the little eunuch has the virtue of living a good life by donating money and helping the poor.Wang Xiaowu and Hu San were naturally at a loss, and Wang Xiaowu could still figure it out a little bit, and Hu San didn't know where to start.

The little eunuch wrote a letter and asked the beggar to go directly to Shangguanxue, and the beggar went there with gratitude.

The three younger brothers traveled day and night and arrived at a place this day.I saw shops on both sides of the street, buying and selling, crowded with people, bustling and bustling, very lively.While walking, someone suddenly shouted "Tiger is coming!" Just this one sound is like a bird entering the forest, and all birds are silent.Those who closed the door closed, those who left left, and the street became empty alleys in an instant.The little eunuch and the others were very puzzled: How can there be tigers coming and going in broad daylight, and it is in this bustling city?

While the three of them were hesitating, suddenly a group of men and horses rushed out, more than a dozen young and strong men, all riding tall horses, surrounded by a young boy who looked like a buddy, followed by a small sedan chair, whistling.The little eunuch and the others couldn't dodge in time, someone in the horse team swung a whip, and hit Wang Xiaowu's neck, immediately there was a bloodstain, and there was profuse blood overflowing.Hu San was impatient, and when he opened his mouth to scold, the little eunuch gave him a wink, and Lao Hu stopped talking.

"Hurry up, are you looking for death?" Someone in the horse team stopped and reined in their horses, shouting in a vicious voice.

According to the temper of the little eunuch, it would take less than half an hour for these dozens of birdmen to be wiped out.But he has a heavy responsibility on his shoulders, so it is inconvenient to kill people easily.So I endured it, smiled and replied:

"Excuse me, excuse me!"

"It's so tiring, you're a bunch of outlanders!" Someone in the group cursed in Cantonese.

The little eunuch turned around and asked Hu San, "What does he mean by scolding?"

Hu San said: "It's fine if you don't understand, it just means that it will make you angry."

The little eunuch was anxious, and scolded: "Tell me, brother, you will be angry if you don't understand!"

"It means fuck your mother!"

"My ancestors!" The little eunuch cursed loudly back at the horse team heading away.

Suddenly there was a bang, the courtyard door behind the young eunuch and the others opened halfway, and a head poked out from inside, the old man beckoned them to go in and talk.

After the three got off their horses and entered the courtyard, the old man hurriedly turned around and closed the courtyard door, and asked in a low voice:

"You three are foreigners, right?"

The little eunuch nodded and said yes.

"You almost didn't cause a big disaster, do you know who those people are?" the old man asked.

The little eunuch shook his head.

The old man invited a few people to sit down in the room, found some medicine and applied it on Wang Xiaowu's wound, and then introduced:

"Our town is called Liantang Town, and the only big family in the town is the Huang family. The Huang family has been officials for generations, and their five sons are called Huangpihu, Huangpibao, Huangpishi, and Huangpi. Leather wolves and yellow jackals are all villains who bully men and women. There are countless diners in the family, and there may be a team of thousands of people. It was the fourth yellow wolf who beat you just now. I don’t know this time. I fell in love with someone else's woman again, and went to find someone else's advantage."

"Under the whole world, is it the land of the king? Could it be that there is no law of the king here?" the little eunuch said angrily.

"The law of the king, what is the law of the king? The sky is high and the emperor is far away, and the emperor can't reach it. I heard that there were several imperial envoys here. They were either bought by the Huang family or assassinated by people sent by the Huang family. There was no result." The old man sighed. said with a long sigh.

Only then did the little eunuch feel that the situation was serious, unlike what he had originally thought that being an imperial envoy meant that Lao Tzu was number one in the world.He turned his head to look at Hu San and Wang Xiaowu, they also looked crying, unable to agree on what to do.

The little eunuch bid farewell to the old man and found a house nearby to live in.The three of them began to discuss matters concerning the Huang family, and Hu San said:

"Brother, it's better to go to the nearby government office and send troops to suppress it than to do business."

Wang Xiaowu also said: "Brother Hu is right, we should either ignore this matter, or follow the official path, or simply bypass it."

The little eunuch slammed his palm on the table and said angrily: "It's against them. I'm an imperial envoy, and I'm afraid of such villains. Let's go, the three of us will go to the tiger's den tonight!"