Merry Eunuch Lang

The young eunuch is newlywed, and he is like a fish in water, like glue, but the emperor's order is in his body, and he can't delay it at any time.Huang Qiuchan was afraid that he would be unsafe on the road, so she asked him if he wanted to bring more people.The little eunuch smiled and said:

"The more soldiers and horses bring, the bigger the target is. Not to mention the hard work of the people along the way, all the corrupt officials are prepared, hiding and hiding, and all the evidence is destroyed. Who should we arrest? It's better for us three to ride. You guys Don’t disband this army of yours, it’s under the command of the imperial court now, and I’ll order the prefectures and counties to allocate some food and grass for you on time. You lead them to step up their drills, maybe there’s still time for it.”

Huang Qiuchan nodded, knowing that they couldn't keep them, so he had to let him go, and asked him to pay more attention to safety along the way.

The little eunuch and the others headed south all the way, and within a few days, they arrived at a place.After asking someone, I found out that the name of this place is Dakeng. It is not too big. It is a small town with a population of about 5000.The little eunuch and the others looked for a place to live, and then inquired about the customs here.Southern Guangdong, Guangdong and Guangxi are so vast, it is impossible for them to walk through them step by step, they can only get a rough idea.Make sure you know what you're doing, and you'll be able to talk when the time comes.

Dakeng is a place with small land and many people, and the mountains and rivers are dangerous. It only prospers because it occupies an important traffic route, so most people rely on the road to eat.

The little eunuch didn't know how powerful the bandits were here. Although he traveled all over the world and experienced countless risks, he finally suffered a big loss in a little-known little place!The three of them found a small shop to live in, the shop was called Qingfeng Shop, and the proprietress was a romantic woman, who agreed that the shop would pay for meals, wash and brush, eat something and then go to bed to rest.When I woke up the next morning, before I was fully dressed, I heard Hu San's expression changed and he shouted:

"Brother, something is wrong!"

"The ghost is scratching his head, why are you shouting in surprise early in the morning?" the little eunuch said angrily.

"Brother, I lost something!" Hu San said with a sad face.

The three brothers have a division of labor, Wang Xiaowu is in charge of the money account, and Hu San is responsible for keeping the imperial envoy's gold seal and the imperial decree issued by the emperor.When Wang Xiaowu heard that Hu San had lost something, he hurriedly checked the part he was in charge of. Fortunately, the money was all there, and there was nothing missing.The little eunuch knew that Hu San was a delicate person, and he always only took advantage of the advantages but not the disadvantages, so he entrusted such important things to him.Now that these two things are gone, they are bullshit, they say they are imperial envoys, who would believe their empty teeth, aren't they looking for beatings?

The little eunuch comforted: "You look for it again?"

"It's such a big place, I've searched for it several times, but there isn't one."

"Brother, don't worry, let's think of something." The little eunuch was still calm.

"You still say you're not in a hurry, I'm dying of anxiety! If such a thing is lost, what are we to do? Isn't this trip in vain?" Hu San said weepingly.

The little eunuch thought for a while and said: "What we lost was the official seal and the emperor's approval document, but the silver was not lost. This is strange. According to my analysis, there are two possibilities, one may be that the thief stole it wrong, and the other may be Our appearance attracted the attention of a certain traitor, and he sent masters to steal our seal and make us return without success."

"It's all because of my carelessness. We didn't talk about it for nothing, and let old thief Wang see our jokes when we go back." Hu San sighed and shook his head.

"Not necessarily." The little eunuch smiled and said, "If it is the former case, the thief made a mistake, and he will definitely send it to us."

"Is there such a good thing?" Hu San and Wang Xiaowu shouted together.

"Very likely." The little eunuch continued, "Think about it, the imperial decree of the emperor is not as good as a piece of toilet paper in the hands of ordinary people. Although the gold seal is valuable, who would dare to change it? This is an act of exterminating the nine clans! Most people dare not hide such a deadly thing at home! If you don’t believe me, just wait and see, there will be good news within two hours.”

"What about the second situation?" The two asked again.

"I'm not afraid!" the little eunuch said confidently, "find out which government office is under the jurisdiction of the nearby area, and then find out how his official voice is? If it is a corrupt official, I will definitely ask him to spit out the things he stole from us. "

"Brother, you are so wise!" Hu San and Wang Xiaowu both held out their thumbs.

The little eunuch was a little smug, and said happily, "What is this? The last time I left the palace, the old thief Wang sent a large number of people to chase me for three months, and he didn't even hurt a hair on me."

The person who stole the things was named Zhang Facun, and he was also a boy in his late teens or twenties.The family is poor, there is no tile on the roof, and no place to stand on the ground, so he has no choice but to start this business without capital.The little eunuch and the others entered the town the day before, and he took aim.Will secretly look at the eyes, not stealthily look at the bag.One of Hu San's hands was pressing on his vital part unnaturally all the time, and Zhang Facun concluded that there must be treasure hidden in him.

Zhang Facun is not a hero, he doesn't know martial arts, he just learned some light kung fu by himself, nothing more than jumping over the back of the house, picking the door and twisting the lock, and he is not very proficient in other things.A high thief is not a high thief, and a famous thief is not a famous thief, but he seldom misses, so he is lucky.

When Zhang Facun first debuted, he once stole a bag of rice from a rich family. At that time, he took off his pants in a hurry to fill the rice with the household items that were not in hand.The trouser legs are tied tightly, and the trousers are full.He came over the wall from the backyard of the rich man's house, and happened to arrive at another yard.Just as he was looking for a suitable exit, he suddenly heard someone crying.Zhang Facun looked down and heard the sound coming from the dilapidated house.Then he had something else to do, and with the pair of white rice on his shoulder, he went straight to the house to find out.

Inside the room was a mother and daughter, who were crying in each other's arms. There had been no grains of rice in the house for a long time, and if things continued like this, they would definitely starve to death.The mother wanted to sell her daughter to a kiln shop, but the daughter refused, but she couldn't think of a better way. The mother and daughter were crying because of this.

Zhang Facun lowered his head and thought, his own family is also impoverished, and his parents are waiting for the rice he stole to be put into the pot.After a moment of hesitation, he put down the rice trousers bag on his shoulder, tore it in the middle, and divided it into two halves. One half was placed at the door, and the other half was carried on his shoulder.Before leaving, he deliberately yelled in: "Don't cry, the rice delivery is here." Then he opened the door and walked away.

My family is poor, and I need to wear a pair of ripped trousers for several years.Mother Zhang was reluctant to part with the half pair of trousers, so she found some old cloth and mended a pair of trouser legs on top.Not long after, Zhang Facun was walking on the street, when he suddenly saw a pretty woman with extremely simple clothes but very attractive appearance staring at him.Although Zhang Facun stole things, he was generally not ostentatious. The woman stared at his torn trousers intently, which made him very embarrassed. He thought there was a hole somewhere to reveal something that shouldn't be revealed?

The pretty woman said, "Brother, can you come to my house?"

Zhang Facun was guilty of being a thief, he refused at first, and made excuses to say that there was something wrong in his mouth.The woman grabbed his sleeve and begged bitterly:

"Brother, I am a young woman, can I still eat you? There is only one old woman in the family, and there is no one else, so why not go, I have something to teach you."

Zhang Facun had no choice but to go with the woman.When we arrived at the gate of the courtyard, Zhang Facun vaguely knew him, but he had traveled too many places, and most of them worked at night, so he didn't remember very clearly.After arriving in the house, the woman dug out a half pair of pants that had been cleaned and folded neatly from the cabinet, compared them with the pants on Zhang Facun's legs, and pointed to the old mother, saying:

"Mother, the benefactor who saved my life has been found!"

The two of them "thumped" and fell to the ground.

Later, this pretty woman became Zhang Facun's daughter-in-law.

After Zhang Facun got it, he hurried home happily, thinking that he might have enough food for a few days, but when the young couple unpacked their bags, they were shocked.