Merry Eunuch Lang

The proprietress of Qingfeng shop is beautiful and beautiful, and she is nicknamed "Fat Xishi". She is pretty and has a clever mouth. She is a very cute woman.

Three handsome men came to her shop in one go, and they all came together, so she didn't sleep well all night.

The three little eunuchs had just put on their clothes, fat Xishi could see through the crack of the door, hot water was also brought, fragrant soap for washing face, salt water for brushing teeth, and clean hot towels were all handed over to them.And he also said one big brother at a time, calling so affectionately, it was like being at home, entering the house.However, it was true that something terrible had just been lost, except for the little eunuch and the proprietress who were still flirting and cursing, nothing happened to them, the other two brothers were like eggplants beaten by frost, completely losing their former spirit and demeanor.Especially Hu San, who drools when he sees a beautiful woman, but this time he is indifferent.

The little eunuch thought, good things can't be monopolized by one person, not to mention that the three Hu brothers saved his life, and they have been loyal to him ever since. If this sister Xi Shi is not married yet, he might as well spend some money to lure her to go with Lao Hu.Wang Xiaowu was originally an authentic eunuch, so forgive him for not raising any objections.Brother Hu Sangui is the minister of Dali Temple and the head of the highest law enforcement department in the country. If this fat Xishi can marry him, it will be a lifetime blessing.Having made up my mind, I started to get close to the proprietress.The lady proprietress was well-informed, she looked at the three people's good-looking appearance, and was also concerned about how much money they had in their pockets, so she asked for tea and asked where they came from.

"Big brother, what kind of business do you do?" Fat Xi Shi asked the little eunuch.

"What kind of business do you think we do?" The little eunuch teased deliberately.

"A businessman is not like a businessman, and a scholar is not like a scholar. It's not that ostentatious to talk about an official family, and it's easy to guess if it's called a son or brother." The proprietress said, wringing her fingers.

"If you can't guess it, don't guess it. If you say it, you will be shocked. We are not ordinary officials!" The little eunuch wanted to take the opportunity to increase his prestige first.

"Shame, officials use their seals to give tigers their prestige, so take out your official seals to open the little girl's eyes." It's not that Fat Xi Shi doesn't believe it, she also wants to get acquainted with these pretty guys. counterfeit.

The little eunuch was stunned, his face turned red, and he opened his mouth to explain again.Hu San interrupted and said:

"Big sister, it's not our elder brother's fault, it's because I accidentally lost the official seal." Hu San thought the same thing in his heart, lost it, so why keep it secret?

"The official seal is lost. What a big deal it is. You are still smiling?" Fat Xi Shi turned his astonished gaze to the little eunuch.

The little eunuch still looked indifferent, and asked rhetorically, "Can you cry?"

The proprietress clapped her hands suddenly and said, "By the way, my brother is a man of great talent. He doesn't panic when things happen, and he can hold his breath. Brothers, what kind of officials are you all? How about the magistrate?"

"The magistrate is my grandson?" the little eunuch said disdainfully.

"Bragging and bragging, believe it or not!" The proprietress shook her head like a shopkeeper, and there was a bit of envy in her sneer, "I have never come to this store with an official bigger than the county magistrate."

The little eunuch said: "Miss Boss, we are hungry, serve us breakfast quickly, how about you join us at the same table?"

"One table for one table." Fat Xi Shi said quickly, "My sister knows that you are from the north, so I specially prepared some northern pastries. There are deep-fried dough sticks, soy milk, and fried eggs. How about it?"

"You take us one brother at a time, how old are you?" the little eunuch said after taking a sip of soy milk.

"I'm 19 years old, how about you?" Fat Xi Shi served the three of them gracefully.

"Our youngest is in his twenties, so you have taken advantage of it for a long time." The little eunuch said.

"Why is it cheap? If you are an official family, I have to call you all masters! Forget it, I think, no matter how big or small, until the official seal is found, you are all my brothers, okay?" Said without shame.

The little eunuch was also eloquent, but he couldn't get any cheap in front of the little proprietress.He wanted to introduce his second brother Hu San to this beautiful girl, but he couldn't find an excuse.Humans are different from animals, male and female can have sexual intercourse as long as they see each other under appropriate conditions.People can't do it, there is still a process, and the process can be shortened or extended according to each person's situation.The little eunuch wanted to say several times: "Miss Boss, marry my brother. He is a senior official in the court. You can ask the emperor to make a second-rank wife. You will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life. It's better than opening a small shop here." .” But he still couldn’t speak, he felt that those words were too shallow and vulgar, and if they made trouble, they would be ridiculed.But one good thing is that the appearance of Fat Xi Shi alleviated their troubles of losing the imperial decree and golden seal. When everyone talked, it seemed that such an important matter was forgotten.

"Do you all have a family?" This time it was Fat Xi Shi who came to the door by himself.

"What do you think?" The little eunuch passed the words without losing the opportunity. He winked at Hu San and said with a smile, "To this day my two brothers are still bachelors!"

"What about you?" The lady boss pointed her finger at him.

"I can't, I have countless wives." The little eunuch blocked the door.

"Can you afford it?"

"My official!"

"What about him?" Fat Xi Shi turned to Wang Xiaowu again.

"Neither can he, he is not suitable for finding a wife."

When the little eunuch said this, Wang Xiaowu's face turned red.

"There's only one left that no one wants." The proprietress looked at Hu San and teased.

"My brother, if you need talents, you will have talents, and if you need literature, you will have literary talents. You dare not underestimate him. The proprietress has a good girl on hand, please find one."

"Okay, I'll make a note of this." Fat Xi Shi spoke quickly, changed the subject, and said, "Look for your things first, and then talk about the blind date after you find them."

Hu San shook his head expressionlessly, his mind was always on the golden seal and imperial decree, his heart was not as big as that of the little eunuch.

While talking, the meal was over, and the proprietress ordered Xiao Er to clean up the dishes.Fat Xi Shi asked Xiao Er to make another pot of tea, and the four chatted while drinking tea.The little eunuch asked:

"Miss Boss, how many famous bandits are there in your place?"

Fat Xi Shi laughed and said: "How can there be any fame, it's just a few thieves."

"There must be a name, right?" The little eunuch played hard to get.

"All I know are Curly Monkey, Sai Shiqian, Night Ghost, Zhang Facun, etc."

"Wait," the little eunuch said calmly, "Miss Boss, can you get these people here?"

At this moment, the second brother hurried into the room, glanced at the young eunuch and the others, then hurriedly moved away, and shouted in a panic:

"Shopkeeper, there was a man kneeling at the door early in the morning, with a mournful face, declaring that he wanted to see the imperial envoy."

Fat Xi Shi jumped up from the chair suddenly, and shouted in panic:

"What, what, there are imperial envoys living in our small shop? Are you talking in your sleep in broad daylight?"