Merry Eunuch Lang

Zhang Facun rushed home that day and handed the package stolen from Hu San to his wife.The couple didn't know what it was, and they were surprised when they opened it.Zhang's wife could read a few words, unfolded the imperial decree personally approved by the emperor, and saw that it read: Blessed by heaven, the emperor ordered Pan You'an to be the imperial envoy, and Hu San and Wang Xiaowu to assist the governors of Jianghuai, Lianghu, and Guangdong And Fujian, Zhejiang, Jiangxi, Yunnan and other places.Wherever the imperial envoys go, officials from all over the country are assigned to their dispatch, appointment, dismissal, disposal, etc., and there must be no mistakes.

Zhang's wife said in surprise: "Husband, you have caused a catastrophe! This is an act of exterminating the nine clans!"

Zhang Facun suddenly broke out in cold sweat, and said in a murmured voice, "What should I do if I poked a broken hole? What should I do?"

Zhang's wife complained: "I persuaded you to wash your hands in the golden basin, but you insisted on refusing, what should I say about you?"

Zhang Facun cried and said, "It's not that I don't want to, it's that I have nothing else to do, and I don't have a lot of arable land to grow at home, and I have no capital to start a small business. Could it be that you and I just sit around and wait to starve to death?"

"The ability is learned, which one was brought from the mother's womb?" Mrs. Zhang said angrily.

"The virtuous wife said the same thing, but the most important thing right now. As for the art and work, that's a matter for the future. It's just how to deal with these two things?" Zhang Facun was at a loss, and asked his wife with straight eyes.

Mrs. Zhang said: "This is an important thing from the royal family. It is different from other things. If the government finds it out, the government officials will mobilize people and search with all their strength. Even if you escape to the end of the world, you will be brought to justice." .”

Zhang Facun was even more terrified. He prostrated himself on the ground and kowtowed to his wife, saying, "Good wife, save me, please find a way for me!"

Mrs. Zhang thought for a while, and said, "There is only one way for this."

"Good wife, tell me quickly! I'm willing to let me go to heaven and earth, but don't kill my whole family." Zhang Facun begged.

"You take the stolen goods to the entrance of Qingfeng shop now, kneel down, and beg the master to spare your life. If the master is a good official, he will surely spare you. If the master is a foolish official, he may cut you off in a fit of anger. The head. Whether it is dead or alive, let fate go! This is better than letting people find out and kill my whole family."

"I'll go, I'll go!" Zhang Facun has no choice but to do so now.

The little lady listened in and said that someone knelt down to see the imperial envoy. Knowing that the big event had been decided, she took the two kings of Hu and went straight to the gate, and personally helped the little thief who couldn't stand up and down, and said kindly:

"Brother, please get up, if you have something to say, go to the house and say it."

When they got to the house, the little eunuch asked the thief to sit down and talk, but Zhang Facun did not dare.The little eunuch changed his face and said:

"If you are told to sit, you will sit, what is humility?"

Zhang Facun put half of his buttocks on the edge of the chair.

Only then did the little eunuch take a closer look at this unremarkable little thief, almost ruining his imperial envoy.I don't know that there is something wrong with his tendon, but the original thing was sent back by some mysterious accident.Ordinary ordinary people in the market never have such courage, and there must be something strange about it.

"Brother, why did you think of sending this thing back?" the little eunuch said after looking at the intact gold seal and imperial decree.

"My wife asked me to send it. My wife said it was murder or scraping, and I was the only one to blame. Please don't implicate my family." Zhang Facun has become much more courageous this time around.

"Your wife is a sensible person." The little eunuch praised.

"My wife was stolen by me." Zhang Facun was infected by the imperial envoy's praise of his wife, and added in a superfluous way.

"Stolen, how did you steal it?" The little eunuch became interested.

Zhang Facun explained the theory of putting rice in his trousers.

The little eunuch slammed his palm on the table and yelled: "Interesting and interesting, what a righteous daughter of a thief! Not only will I not punish you for your crime, but I will reward you instead."

After all, the little eunuch ordered Wang Xiaowu to take out ten taels of silver and hand it over to Zhang Facun, saying:

"Brother, take the ten taels of silver back and sell some wine and vegetables, and we will visit your home later."

After hearing this, Zhang Facun was overjoyed, crawled to the ground, knocked his head three times, and went happily.It was only after I left the door that I remembered, and I added something back, saying:

"My lord, wait a moment. My wife and I will come over and invite the adults to my house when we are ready."

When Fat Xi Shi came in again, she was almost a different person from before.The door was already wide open, but she still pretended to knock on the door, lowered her voice, and asked cautiously:

"Gentlemen, may I come in?"

Hu San smiled and said, "Sister, come in!"

Fat Xi Shi shook his head with a changed face, stuck out his tongue and said, "Your Excellency, please don't call me elder sister, a little girl can't afford it."

After finding the thing, Hu San also changed his appearance and returned to the level before entering the court. He thought that the eldest brother had transferred this woman to him anyway, so he might as well enjoy the beauty of this meal.The little eunuch saw that Hu San and Fat Xi Shi had struck up a conversation, so he winked at Wang Xiaowu and asked him to go to the bank to get a silver note to exchange for 100 taels of gold. flirting.

The little eunuch didn't like to use sedan chairs, but since he was visiting Zhang Facun's house, the road was unfamiliar when he returned after dark, so he had to take three large sedan chairs.Fat Xishi made an appointment with Hu San that she would go too, the little eunuch thought about it, so he asked someone to add another ride.

As soon as the little eunuchs and the others got off the sedan chair, they saw Zhang's family kneeling all over the ground, shouting that the old man is wise.

The little eunuchs hurriedly helped them up one by one, and said with a smile: "Everyone, excuse me, I'm here as a guest, not a judge, so you don't have to do this."

Mrs. Zhang was shocked when she saw that the imperial envoy was young and had an extraordinary appearance.Moreover, he treats people in a friendly manner, unlike the old man of the county government, who greets and embraces as soon as he goes out, and beats the gong to clear the way, what a prestige.

The little eunuch saw that Zhang's wife was well-groomed. Although she was born in a bandit family, she looked like the daughter of a wealthy family. She was puzzled and couldn't ask further questions.The little eunuch rewarded Zhang's wife with 100 taels of gold, and said that he would take Zhang Facun away and accept him as an official post. After finishing the imperial post, he could go to Beijing with him, and anyone with family members who could move could go with him.Everyone in the Zhang family was overjoyed, they thought it was just a daydream if it wasn't for the bright sun in the sky!

When he returned to the post, the little eunuch told Hu Sandao: "Brother, if you take a fancy to that woman, the eldest brother can help you out and make you happy. But you must not do anything like a chicken and a dog to ruin our reputation as an imperial envoy." .”

Hu San nodded and said: "Brother has always done things aboveboard, if our brothers ruin the reputation of Big Brother, we will die!"

The little eunuch smiled and said: "Brother, you are serious. Men are lustful, so I am afraid that the scale will not be well grasped. An emperor wants hundreds of thousands of wives. He thought it was a beauty sent to him by God, but he did not expect it to be He became a tool used by God to take his life."

Hu San nodded and said: "Brother taught you a very good lesson, and younger brother will definitely take it to heart."

After the loss of the imperial decree of the golden seal, the little eunuch decided to change the unannounced visit to a clear investigation.